“Not a woman?! NOT A WOMAN!!”

The ratio of party to lyric memorization multiplied by the quotient of drinking references into X, where X is equal to whether the scene is a montage or not. Fucking science.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

OMG, I think I tore my nuthatch.

That was my second apartment. Three accounts at once. Sell the CD’s from account 3 to pay for accounts 1 & 2

Your penance is getting 50,001 on Double Dragon…

TMI, but I totally smelled this Wraith tape before I played it yesterday…

More old Viewmaster gif fun...

Two fighter jets collide and crash during an air show in Idaho. All four pilots ejected successfully #AureFreePress #News #press #airshow #BreakingNews More News at @Free_Press

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Congress passed a major funding bill with big implications for patients—from telehealth to drug costs. But not all questions are settled. On #TheHealthAdvocates we have the break down Listen now: ghlf.org/the-health-advocates/#episode190 #HealthPolicy #PatientsFirst

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President Trump withdrew from Obama's Iran nuclear deal, demanding Iran re-commit to not pursuing weapons. Iran is refusing to rewrite the same commitment. #Trump #IranDeal #NuclearWeapons #Geopolitics #ForeignPolicy

Ukraine built more than 1,170 kilometers of anti-drone protection routes in frontline regions amid the Russian FPV drone threat Over recent months, construction speeds have more than doubled, rising from 4 km to 8.5 km per day compared to 2025 📹 Fedorov

I call on all candidates, and all Californians, to support SB 995 also known as Masuma Khan Justice Act! #iceout @nocampsca.bsky.social

Senate Race Projections, Presidential Records Ownership, and State Redistricting Questions #politics #government #elections #policy #politicalnews #democracy

Israeli troops were seen forcing shepards off their lands in the West Bank this morning. This is a common practice in areas where Israel plans on building new illegal settlements.

Reminds me of the launch of Zefram Cochrane’s Phoenix.

Toimitamme jatkuvasti tukea Ukrainan puolustajille. Tässä jälleen yksi teidän tuellanne hankittu drooni-ilmaisin, joka pitää ystävämme 3. Rynnäkköprikaatista turvassa. Kiitos kaikille lahjoituksista ja postaustemme jakamisesta 🇫🇮🤝🇺🇦

EN IZTAPALAPA | "Así el encharcamiento en calzada Ermita Iztapalapa y Eje 6, colonia Segunda Ampliación Santiago Acahualtepec, en #Iztapalapa. #Lluvia. @ClaraBrugadaM LISTA PARA LE MUNDIAL @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup @Claudiashein @GobiernoMX", postea @Checolon 5:54 p.m. 19 mayo 26

I pay tribute to Ozzy Osbourne in the way I know best: A quirky best friend soundtrack featuring the clarinet (Quirky train)

Democrat party in the 1970's would have had STROKES if they saw what their party is pushing now. They were for the working people, closed borders and loved America. Today they're complete psycho.

Mark Davis and The Dogs get the win ahead of #AEWDoN as #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max

How I am on Mondays no sedation needed.🤣 Endoscopy Highlights. Hyunjin tried to Escape. Changbin slept like a baby. LeeKnow was alert immediately after. Han thought his face was his butt. Chan will sing while coming out of sedation. Baby Bread will give u all his money. #straykids #skzcode

New Bunting analysis: Trump Arrives in Beijing for High-Stakes Summit With Xi Jinping Bunting Rating: 87% — Extreme Polarization

Indie Retro News: OpenRCT2 project - Open-Source adaption of RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 reaches v0.5.1 www.indieretronews.com/2026/05/open... #retrogaming #gaming #pcgaming #openrct2 #rollercoaster

Jungkook jogando em seu PS5 🎮 O look 😵‍💫

His priority on being elected is UFOs not keeping schools open or social services running? I love seeing this political naivety and the damage it does Reform.

Boyfriend-coded yoongi doing his kitty stretches while casually checking the stage setup 🐱🤸‍♂️ 🐱🤸‍♂️ arms check ✔️ legs check ✔️ stage check ✔️ lights check ✔️

the banana singularity has begun #BananaSingularity #Bananapocalypse #ConveyorBeltOfDoom

🎤 Comedian Pete Lee is hitting the stage at CMA’s 20th Anniversary Comedy Night! 🎭 He’s “Bringing new meaning to clean comedy.” 😆 📅 Oct 16 | 🕕 6PM | 📍 The Inn at New Hyde Park 🎟️ Tickets: https://loom.ly/x238z-I #CMAComedyNight #20YearsStrong #PeteLee

Sunday Singalong: It’s going to take a co-write from Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bad Bunny and Elton John to write Markwayne Mullin a theme song to top Kristi Noem’s.

Challenger's master plan: confuse them, then punch them THE POWER OF MISDIRECTION

A journalist investigating Jeffrey Epstein's New Mexico property says she is leaving the United States after claiming she was targeted by directed energy weapons.

❤️‍🩹 Alexia Putellas with her teammates at her farewell party. #fcbfemeni

FJI’s Michelle Llosa wrote about FJI’s heat case in the latest issue of the FPEP Post, a publication written by advocates and people inside the prison system. Read the full article in the FPEP Post at the link in bio.

🇱🇧🇮🇱 Lebanon's sovereignty and territorial integrity are being violated by Israel, according to a statement made by Lebanon's Prime Minister. Source: @MarioNawfal on X Original Post: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2060819787802980398

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Good Evening , Tony! Don't worry too much. In 2026 those surgeries a almost routine. Hope they can replace malfunctioning eyes with high quality artificial eyes some day, too. Wishing you all the best for tomorrow, stay cool, and sleep well my dear friend! 😁🫴🍷🍾🥜🥜🥜

Spurs..... Keep or Sell?

Over the years of war in my country, countless stories have emerged of civilians traveling dozens of kilometers on foot. What you see in this video are an elderly man and woman. They are walking from the city of Kostiantynivka in the Donetsk region, moving slowly and leaning on canes.

We have been busy celebrating National Small Business Month across Arizona! In partnership with the Arizona Small Business Development Center, we are excited to continue our mobile business services tour this summer. 🚗 Visit azsos.gov/business to learn more.

Sixty Seconds Of Stephen On this date 4/23/1993 The Dark Half was released #StephenKing #TheDarkHalf

We want to treat our pets right, but the treats can add up. During National Pet Week, be sure to take some time to discuss your pet's proper nutrition with your veterinarian.

🏄‍♂️ ¡Vuelve el #Waxdayz Surf Culture Festibala a la Zurriola este 12 y 13 de junio! Conciertos, skate, gastronomía y el Basque Country Open of Surfing de forma sostenible. El diputado de Sostenibilidad, José Ignacio Asensio, estuvo presente apoyando esta cita. @asensioji.bsky.social

🎤🙌 Jordi Ferrández ha denunciado la situación vivida en la zona VIP del concierto de Bad Bunny. Pagaron 500 euros por entrada. Los vídeos completos de Jordi Ferrández en su cuenta de IG y Tikok. #BadBunny #conciertos #Barcelona #zonaVIP

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Going into the abyss of darkness... #cruise #blacksky

Another night, another attack. Russia launched a fresh strike on the southern Ukrainian city of Odesa overnight, leaving several people wounded and causing damage to residential buildings. Our correspondent Don Arleth is in Odesa and has more.

Do finále míří letošní dvoudenní program 34. Aviatické pouti, která se letos poprvé koná na letišti v Hradci Králové. Show na nebi nabízí přehlídku vzácných strojů i akrobatických představení. Ve vzduchu i na zemi obdivují návštěvníci letouny nejmodernější […] [Original post on mastodonczech.cz]

Dems held the line: fund DHS, not ICE abuses. We passed a bipartisan deal through the Senate unanimously. Twice. Then Mike Johnson flip-flopped and blocked it. I went on @cnn.com to lay out the facts:

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A video appeared showing the aftermath of the Ukrainian strike against the docked „Boykiy“ in Kronstadt, Russia. What and absolute embarrassment for the Russian army, having lost a ship in the middle of one of their most fortified ports in all of Russia.

OMGzine 𝕏🔁 @BlankExpressio1@twitter.com: This mother fucker is a clown ass cry baby 😂 how anyone can say he's "the man" is satirical at best. He hates the truth when it calls out his shitty behavior. A child in an 80 year old body. Shame.

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MAGA was never about the principles #power #Trump #politics #news #MAGA