He said ‘let me ask u this’ and then became a mattress. #stupid #fyp #art #never #السعوديه_العراق

I Accidentally Creamed My Banana #foodie #banana #funny

my 2 remaining brain cells cooked here #ootd

#OldSpice #AquaReef #DeodorantBite #ForgotToothpaste #DeoNotToothpaste

Improving the situation accidentally

Mods please don’t let turtles online

How to Pretend You Knew What Was Happening #howto #art

#FlatEarth #ShowerThoughts

#lookatme #thankyou #viral

I Stuffed It Until It Couldn’t Take Any More 😳 #cooking #baking

#EastVillage: time for #Ukrainian #festival

Our New York Knicks 🔥💯 #KnicksSky #Knicks #NYKnicks #Knickstape #KnicksNation #KnicksFans Let's go Knicks !

WHAT THE FUCKK IS HE DOING

Need a protest sign for NO KINGS 3? Wake Up Sonoma is hosting a community poster-making session. 📍 Sonoma Community Center – Room 110 🗓 Monday, March 9 ⏰ 1–3 PM Materials available or bring your own. Come make something bold together.

A quick pic in between making our communities cleaner and greener with @caltransdistrict7 🌱

Status obtained a copy of an invitation to David Ellison’s “intimate” dinner honoring the Trump White House.  Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/V5REacb_bzU?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

Really small one in the Anarchy match last year. Willow drops her straps to show she's wearing the same Big, Black, and Jacked shirt as Hobbs is (itself Hobbs old merch). And then he immediately tears his off, passing that mantle to her. Gotta hand it to him. He built bridges on his way out.

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While your own words you put out in the world are a projection of yourself, Ask yourself WHY you believe the words that define you. Evaluate why a slogan means something to you. If words you’ve been holding no longer suit you, you can let them go. #words #selfhelp #learning #growth #grandmaadvice

More of this messianic delusion

🚨 Citizen Science Month — April — is almost here. It’s time to prepare. 🚨 Help reach 2.50 MILLION Acts of Science 🔬 in honor of America's 250th anniversary. 👉 Learn more in our latest newsletter: conta.cc/3NijilY #ActsofScience #CitizenScienceMonth

Why some indie game companies feel like a AAA game company in disguise 💸 I do deep dives like this at twitch.tv/jmaagamespr so give me a follow if you enjoyed this! 🤗

Anyway - the production values for this special are insane. This is from "Lab Animal." This story was in both the book and the special, and it's creepy in both, but the show junks the "realistic" visuals for something more Don Bluth-y. Somehow this makes it SCARIER.

You can read the full report on the Autonomy website 👇 buff.ly/AW4izj5

The port and oil terminal are on fire in Novorossiysk on the territory of the russian fascist invaders. Ukrainian drones doing good work…

'She said she wouldn't be triggering a leadership election.' As Angela Rayner is cleared by HMRC over her tax affairs, Chief Secretary to the Treasury James Murray clears the air on whether she would attempt to oust Keir Starmer.

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A little due diligence now saves a lot of heartbreak (and cash) later. 🔍🏠 #HomeInspection #RealEstateTips #PropertyBuying #ClosingTheDeal #SmartInvesting

The world knows, the children know, history will know-but he just doubles down anyway. #IranSchoolStrike #trumplies #WarAccountability

<courtesy of @charlotteclymer> Last night, CBS News awarded the Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship to Santiago Campos, a high school journalist. ...In accepting, he took the time to condemn the direction of CBS News to much surprise & applause from the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Remembering Ian Dury on his birthday. Here he is with The Blockheads performing a great version of Sweet Gene Vincent in Paris in 1978

Israel attacks Lebanese towns Sarafand, Kharayeb, Ghandourieh For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

AI will be used to estimate age of asylum seekers from next year! #news #worldnews #uk #uknews #ai #asylum #asylumseekers #migrants

With everything going on in the world, our minds need a break now more than ever. Do something brainless today, and I hope you have a relaxing weekend. ❤️

❌ Spanish Prime Minister #PedroSanchez warned that in today’s wars, starvation is increasingly being used as a deliberate weapon — including in #Palestine 's #Gäza, where he said some seek to win wars by starving entire populations.

A gente sempre se admira da coragem q a burrice traz para as pessoas.

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42 Democrats voted to let Trump keep spying on American citizens. If you want a Democratic Party that fights back, you’ve got to support primary challenges.

Hart28.com Big win for New Jersey: one less giveaway to oligarchs profiting off our water & power in the Anthropocene🇺🇸

Make America Fake Again: there's nothing real about this merch. Always check what you see. Get smarter about AI at www.thepsai.com #ThePSAi

Unravelling a dark past #HealingJourney #BreakingTheSilence #TraumaToTriumph #HiddenTrauma #SurvivorStory #HealingFromWithin #UnspokenPain #TraumaRecovery #ThePowerOfHealing #Resilience #StrengthInStruggle #RiseAbove

Happy Mother’s Day Dropping the latest Substack part 5 on Claude Set Up guide This is about usage and to optimise your pro account so you don’t chomp through your tokens so quickly.

What do the Illuminati, Freemasons, and anti-Jacobin conspiracies have to do with the Book of Mormon? Caroline Kline and Colby Townsend discuss his new Fall article “Secret Societies and the Political Context of Joseph Smith’s Rewritten Scripture.” www.dialoguejournal.com/podcasts/sec...

The world does not love Trump the way he claims they do. He’s actually a joke. Case in point… 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 This tiny shop window in Ireland sums up how the world sees Trump. @demsabroad.bsky.social #VoteFromAbroad #TrumpRegime

Most people think it was fake. But even if it was real, are we supposed to care?

Die nominierten Autor*innen im aspekte-Video! 💫 Portrait von Bernhard Kegel, der mit seinem Buch „Mit Pflanzen die Welt retten“ (DuMont) für den Deutschen Sachbuchpreis 2025 nominiert ist. Produziert von ZDF aspekt Redaktion: Monika Unkelbach Kamera: Bernd Huß Schnitt: Jan Rehwinkel #DSP25

is this cyber bullying ??? cause on my Momma I’m pretty ts is definitely that

Thousands upon thousands are now in Washington Square Park, coming together on President’s Day to protest against the Trump administration. @risenresistnyc

Yesterday, I was thrilled to join Warner Bros. Discovery and Jeff Worthe Real Estate as they cut the ribbon on the Ranch Lot Studios in Burbank! The project includes 16 new sound stages of approximately 320,000 square feet, with associated production space of approximately 216,000 square feet.

Pierce County Washington Sherriff’s Deputy Arrested In Child Sex Sting

Don’t know about anyone else but this is what I heard when the emergency alert went off #emergencyalert

Haneda Airport, Tokyo, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Amen I was going to post something on Acretrader a bunch of opportunist buying up the land from bankrupt farmers. Assholes.

Your voice is your vote Register to vote by June 22nd to vote in the Arizona primary or check to make sure you are an active voter at my.arizona.vote/

#سلاح_عجیب_دیده_شده_در_ایران - کارشناسان هنوز مطمئن نیستند فیلم_غیرعادی_از_درگیری_در_ایران_باعث_سردرگمی_شده_است_و_نشان_میدهد_موشکها_به_شیوه_ای_رفتار_میکنند_که_با_هیچ_چیز_معمولی_که_قبلا_دیده_شده_مطابقت_ندارد. به_نظر_میرسد_اشیاء_در_هوا_از_هم_جدا_میشوند msn.com/en-gb/money/... #myth #scifi #jordan

Quality message, fuck you bullygoat. #Friendship “Joy Ride” (2023)

A career path most people never really hear explained until someone says it out loud like this. Watch the podcast or listen wherever you get your podcasts. #ForeignService #Diplomacy #Politics #Podcast

Easily the best dunk of the season Repost of @JamCristopher: Original post

After listening to the Iraola interview... #LFC