Oh my goodness…

My youngest son in the store: “I WANT THIS FOR A SCHOOL SNACK!!!” Then he proceeds to not eat the “this” 90% of the time I pack it.

“I need some excitement. What if I fuck everything up for everybody? Yeah…THAT’S THE THRILL I NEED!” You know who collectively understands that this is a stupid move?

“How did the cops catch us???”

UCONN TO THE FINAL FOUR

When I heard that first bar…

This is what we have to look forward to for the next 3 years

Me when it comes to shopping at Target

Very interesting that states call it something other than Medicaid. I wonder why that is. Could it be that some of the recipients need to be told a story because they’ve shown racist bias toward Medicaid and who they think its recipients are?

Remember when they told us that he couldn’t be manipulated or compromised because he came into office with money

Oh no Nneka

If you think college sports are “just sports,” 𝐀𝐥 𝐁𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐢’s got a reality check. He shares how studies show the first time most people ever hear about a university is through its athletic program. Without sports, many of those students wouldn’t even know the school existed. And beyond

Keir Starmer s'acomiada de Pep Guardiola, a qui qualifica d'"heroi" https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/l-adeu-pep-guardiola-victoria-gunner-arriben-cambra-dels-comuns_25_5742988.html

Emily Thornberry: "You really wanted Peter Mandelson to be the ambassador, didn't you?" Morgan McSweeney: "The UK was exposed after Brexit, we left the European Union without any U.S. trade deal."

Shinsaibashi Intersection Osaka Japan #Japan #Nippon

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Podcast: Did Nintendo underestimate Pokemon Pokopia? Join @jordanmiddler.bsky.social, @scully1888.bsky.social and Pete Donaldson as they chat about the week's gaming news. Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5eV... Listen: lnk.to/VGC Plus, Pokopia's biggest threat comes to Switch 2.

A VA C&P exam is not just a medical appointment. It is a key part of the record that can determine how your disability claim is decided.

The latest war in the Middle East has far-reaching effects, including on countries ravaged by conflicts of their own. After three years of war in Sudan, a public health clinic in Qoz Nafisa village in Khartoum state is struggling to get medicine to thousands of patients.

A little video of Savannah's pups in the sunshine 🌞 Please keep helping all our animals - like and repost us and consider adding the price of a coffee to our animal medicine fund: 💊 🔗 secure.givelively.org/donate/kabul... #fundraiser #animalrescue #allpawsmatter #dogsofbluesky #puppies #charity

Austin FC attacker & defender Jon Gallagher on the recent win against St.Louis, the points picked up back-to-back, and what the good run can do to the team’s confidence before the World Cup break. #austinfc #verde | WAATV

Brokeback Mountain (ME!’s Version) “I was doing it for ME! anyway” 🪞 “The story is the power”

Released On This Day (4/11/1988): Iron Maiden’s Seventh Son of a Seventh Son #releasedonthisday #ironmaiden #seventhsonofaseventhson #heavymetal #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music

Sleepy time for Molly. 😽 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily

Newhook finds the back of the net to tie the game

Denden town anime neighborhood #travel #japan #traveljapan #japanese #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #anime #manga #asian #bestmemories #otaku

A message to Keir Starmer ahead of the King's Speech.

🤡 🤮 💩 Solovyov had a short lapse of concentration: in the "russian city of Odesa", there is no longer a population loyal to russia 🙄 What's going on there? ***these orcs propagandist are preparing their zombies population for the defeat by creating new narrative to safe their tsar ass 💩 — Flea 🐶

The use of the pointer is classic

India's Real GDP is Growing At a real growth rate of 7% and nominal growth nearing 10%, India is set to add the equivalent of Pakistan’s entire GDP this year. That’s the velocity reshaping the global economic order.

This was not a pilot rescue operation. No pilot was rescued. Four days ago, the Washington Post reported Trump was considering a plan to build an air strip inside Iran to seize and exfiltrate the enriched uranium. This was that operation, to extract the uranium, and it failed. #Iran #war

With Trudeau’s retaliatory tariffs announced last week, the Canada - U.S. trade war is gaining international attention. Senior Advisor, Sabrina Grover, joined BBC News to discuss the decision’s rationale and its impact on the Liberals’ election prospects.

Jack Whitehall is back at Soccer Aid this year... but is going via the Champions League final the night before, which means if Arsenal win, he'll probably still be celebrating!! Soccer Aid for UNICEF takes place on Sunday 31st May

Rep Rob Menendez NJ: I welcome @SecMullinDHS & Republican colleagues to come to Delaney with me & see the pregnant women, high schoolers & grandparents being detained in abhorrent conditions. They are not criminals. This system is broken & runs counter to our values. Our fight continues.

It's not a radical idea to ask the wealthiest New Yorkers and most profitable corporations to pay their fair share. An honor to rally with Bernie Sanders, @socialists.nyc and so many friends in the struggle last weekend in The Bronx.

Yes. I do practice what I preach for hurricane preparedness. Testing the generator was the last item on my prep list. Are you ready? Hurricane season starts June 1. Don’t wait until a storm is brewing!

“When you are so close against the best team in the world, they are tough to control and so tough to play against. You take them to penalties, you want a different outcome today and it didn't happen.” Mikel Arteta reflects on Arsenal coming up just short in the UCL Final  💔

Ah... the game's afoot, eh? #AEWDynamite

📣Closing out #NewsLiteracy Week, we want to note that disinformation, including AI-generated content, affects #AAPI communities who get their news in many different languages & across many social media platforms. YOU have the power to stop misinformation by looking at the FACTS!

Pretty colors I was going to share this on Instagram but this might be too much visual stimulation to be blindsided by full-screen portrait

ALLCAPSNOSPACES Lee Moriarty is in action and looks to showcase TAIGASTYLE as #AEWCollision is LIVE from coast-to-coast on TNT and HBO Max

Bonne journée à vous ! 🙏 Car ce n’est que Jeudi et pas vendredi ....

1) A sore or ulcer that hasn’t healed in two weeks ESPECIALLY if it’s painless 2) A white or red patch on your tongue, gums, or inner cheek

Research vs. casual chat for ideas — Elisa Insua on the difference between deep investigation and loose conversation, and which one actually unlocks creativity. Full interview @aaronjackarts #ElisaInsua #ConceptualArt #Shorts

You've tried scrubs. Bleaching creams. Home remedies. But those dark, velvety patches on your armpits won't budge. That's because Acanthosis Nigricans isn't a "dirty skin" problem. It's often a sign of insulin resistance. **The fix starts inside + outside:** 🔬 **Medical evaluation** – Check ins

The nerve of these people to call his father a POS. Who do they think they are trump?

~ You are valid regardless of your desires, favorite things, & life choices. ~ 5s video Content: mental health. Captions on. You are valid regardless of your likes and dislikes for: activities, hobbies, colors, flavors, music, fonts, aesthetics, etc.

My cannabis sommelier is teasing me with some new amazing flower that has come in. What a tease. I’ll grab a bag tomorrow. #weed

First-time founders are often told to move faster, but speed doesn't help if readiness is uneven. SparkScore is useful because it helps identify the gap before the founder commits to the wrong next tactic. Take SparkScore when you want a clearer next move.

Ken Paxton is a carpetbagger from North Dakota who has served as the attorney general of Texas since 2015…

you’ll never guess how we got here (thank GOD) @rightnowoneils.bsky.social @lucinaxamy.bsky.social @chensbradf0rd.bsky.social

Change the word “love” to “lunch” in either the title or lyric of a song. 🎵 HOW CAN WE BE LUNCHERS IF WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS? 🎵

Niche Riff Sunday. "Your Funeral, My Trial" - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Sanders: You know why Trump has a nucleus of support? People say, “I go out and I vote and I’m going nowhere. Democracy is not working. You know what I need? I need a strong guy.” It’s not just in this country. You’re seeing this all over the world.

THE ROBERT VALOR PROJECT PROMOTES "THE BALLAD OF TRUMP" BY HANKY PANKEE

Get @reshare_app • @aaronhydes I defs don’t love having his bawlz rubbing on my back 😜

Might have to rewatch wonderful world for the visuals 😭

Oh, look, it’s a metaphor! 😁

"Kevin Garnett has to watch his mouth…because we need to listen to this man talk basketball" – Stephen A. Smith