How I flirt at the laundromat.

And when I woke up I remembered that I bought Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered caramels yesterday.

I'm thinking about watching something terribly horrifying tonight to make the rest of my day seem joyful.

Good morning everybody!! 🫶🩷🫶

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Stegotortoises do exist!

It's ok...#Caturday is almost over Otis.

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Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.

The protest's safety briefing has begun, with a warm welcome to Trans Pride Falmouth.

A Ukrainian domestically produced “Bars” medium-range cruise missile filmed flying over the Russian capital city of Moscow earlier today, during a drone and missile attack by Ukraine against the western regions of Russia.

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Canada just redirected half a trillion dollars in defense spending away from American contractors and into Canadian industry. #CulturalPerspective #CanadaDefense #MarkCarney #TradeWar #USCanadaRelations

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swalwell used us as a beta test for his zinger?!?

So things are spiraling for at least one drunk in the occupying nazi regime. This brings me joy. Now if we can get the other drunks, junkies, pedos, other sex pests, and the treasonous war criminals out and prosecuted. America would be headed in a positive direction finally. #SheShed #KashPatel

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Share someone who looks stylish wearing a mini skirt.

The People's REAL State of the Union: Voting rights and our democracy are under threat. Families’ health care costs are skyrocketing. Trump's inhumane approach to immigration is killing people. The economy is in turmoil. Americans are scared and fed up. @moveon.org @housedemocrats.bsky.social

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breathing. #imurme #hopecore #goodvibes #wholesome #healing

*SPOILERS* Absolute Wonder Woman 22… what are your theories for that ending?! @kellythompson.bsky.social xoxo LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM

Remembering Burt Bacharach on his birthday. Here he is driving around London in 1965

Good Morning Happy Saturday BlueSky

Love is in the Air. Gute Nacht.

The 2025/26 Premier League champions finished the season on a high with a win at Crystal Palace. 🔥

Women’s History Month celebrates women shaping culture, science & activism. Neurodiverse leaders like Greta Thunberg (autism) & Greta Gerwig (ADHD) show how different ways of thinking can fuel justice, creativity& leadership. Difference can be a strength. #WomensHistoryMonth #Neurodiversity

[INDIE ALERT] 📢 Fallen Fates by @hibernianws.bsky.social Venture into a vast 2D pixel-art fantasy world, face relentless battles and forge your destiny with vivid companions as you unravel the truth behind the falling crystals. Wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/3276270 #indiedev #indiegame

Trump has been in office for 492 days The midterms are in 160 days We will not yield to the deluge of evil We will prevail

Woman in nazi izraep wants to enter a shelter with her dog. Two vicious men won't allow the dog. .... ⚠️ warning. Disturbing.

🔥 EC's #AIOffice consults on guidelines for general-purpose AI models to clarify #AIAct rules: reply by 22 May! Working document hints at publication of guidelines & #AICodeofPractice in May-June, potentially delaying the Code past its 2 May deadline. ↪️ digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/news/comm...

Trump prepares to take Kharg Island

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7 days to go. The mystery begins soon. Homicide & Seek. May 13. #HomicideAndSeek #AudioDrama #AudioFiction #MysteryPodcast #ComedyPodcast #IndiePodcast #NewPodcast #Storytelling #MysteryPodcast

Dweller in the Crack — 2 teenage sorcerers whose spells occasionally work. Part S&S, part futuristic dystopia, part comedy, all adventure. Come along on the ride with this thrilling novella #fantasy #FantasyAdventure #swordandsorcery #futuristic #dystopian #novella nykiblatchley.com/dweller-in-t...

Pre-Show Springsteen Karaoke 🎤 Love this long time! 😂🦋 #musicsky Washington DC / Nationals Park

How I pull up to the function: Here's a throwback to this fierce intro from Team France at #Paris2024! 🇫🇷✨ #Olympics | #ArtisticSwimming | @WorldAquatics

🔥 It’s 𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆! 🔥 Share a link to your game in the comments! 🚀 Let’s keep the indie hype rolling and give each other’s projects some love this week. 💜 #wishlistwednesday #indiedev #indiegamedev #gamesindustry

Dallas, 22 Nov 1963. The main event with #JFK is supposed to be on Main Street. Everyone thinks this is the place to be. Well, nearly everyone... Listen here🎧🎧 coldwarconversations.com/episode454/ #assassination #dallas #dealeyplaza @bitebackpublishing.bsky.social @4hundredblows.bsky.social

What’s happening in Florida under Trump’s ICE is deeply disturbing. People are being held past release dates, shackled on buses for hours, and cycled through jails over and over. That’s why I introduced the NICE Act & a series of oversight actions with @robertgarcia.house.gov to end these abuses.

After finding out that Trump is the main character in the Epstein files, MAGA dumbfucks suddenly no longer want to see the Epstein files. 😂

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Y'all he's so skilled at this music producer thing #Mingi #ateez #dailymingi

Return of the Left? The NDP crown their leader this weekend! What’ll it mean for the future of progressive politics in Canada? Plus: Poilievre went on Rogan, Canada’s top cop said something wild and big tech is having some big troubles. @parismarx.com and @supriya.bsky.social discuss: Sneak peek:

"Cette édition 2026 de #ChooseFrance (x.com/hashtag/Choo...) va permettre de cristalliser un montant record de 93 milliards d’euros d’investissements pour plus de 15 000 emplois. C’est tout simplement historique ! C’est la preuve concrète de l’attractivité de la France." @EmmanuelMacron

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Day of hope event for internally displaced children hfu.org #hfu #hopeforukraine These stories deserve to be told. Defiant Hope — now available for pre-order: hfu.org/defianthope/

Location: Kallu Garhi, Ghaziabad, Uttar Pradesh Date: June 3 Authorities demolished the Jamia Arabia Ishatul Islam Madrasa, alleging it was illegally built on government land. Officials conducted the operation under heavy police deployment.

MONDAY NIGHT at 8pm on SOPBS: What's the Story, Wishbone? The creation and cultural impact of the "Wishbone" children's PBS KIDS series that brought classic literature to life, featuring cast, creators and behind-the-scenes stories. Become an SOPBS Member at donate.sopbs.org/sopbs/donate

Guten Morgen, Frühstück! 🌰🐿️😍 #squirrels #balkonhörnchen #eichhörnchen

Manchmal muss man den Content nicht suchen. Manchmal fährt er einem einfach direkt rein. #F1 #F1Duo #SimRacing

🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | La jueza investiga ahora si hay “terceras personas” involucradas en la muerte de Isak Andic social.elpais.com/suw…

The weather is a bit on the stink side so I guess that is a plus. 🤣