I was only thinking about making tiramisu... and this guy shows up.

Good morning everybody!! 🫶🩷🫶

Good morning everybody!! Pole dance spelunking is exactly what America needs right now.

This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney 🤔🤷👎

Thanks for this John. It's an awesome story. I love it!!!!

Good morning everybody!! Happy #Caturday Joyeux samedi des chats ( !?? ) 🐈.

Can we all just be friends??

I hate when this happens.

Goodnight everybody!!

Full episode in comments. In Episode 168: APD thwarts a bank robbery. AUSD turns down the heat. Alameda represented on the SF Bay Ferry board. Real estate sales. Cape & Cowl Con at Faction Brewing. Time to shred some documents, and a special lunar event. A service of @alamedapost.com

Odsonne Édouard (eligible for Haiti) on why he didn’t change his nationality to play at the WC: “I didn't feel I had the right to play in this World Cup because the players had fought hard to qualify, and I wasn't going to show up at the last minute just to take advantage of it. I have to earn it.”

There’s been blowback online since Jeff and Lauren Bezos’ sponsorship was announced in November, the couple reportedly spent $10 million to sponsor the event. Yesterday added marches in the streets and hidden bottles of fake urine around the Met. #laborisart #metgala #reels #news

AIPAC WHORE Marco Rubio fumes at the Iranians for having the caucasity to prepare to defend themselves against foreign aggression I mean, why doesn't Iran just simply accept at being SITTING DUCKS as he spills US blood and treasure at the behest of his Isreali handlers?

Das Wettrennen. - Ebbola - Hanuta - Die Arschpest, welcher Virus gewinnt das Rennen ?

At 20, Stan survived a 49-foot fall that left him with a complete spinal cord injury. For Stan, the ACA is what allows him to live independently, run his filmmaking business and access the care he needs to survive. #AffordableCareAct  #ACA16

Auroras, Lightning & Starlink from 10.000 km 🌍🛰️ (Apr 3) Camera setup by #ArtemisII Crew Raw photos courtesy of the ESRS NASAEarth ID ART002-E-25501 to 25518 Edit by Riccardo Rossi (ISAA) 6k version x.com/RikyUnreal/s...

🌍 We’re live! The Sentinel-1D launch broadcast has started from Europe’s Spaceport in French Guiana. sentinels.copernicus.eu #Sentinel1D #SentinelOnline #CopernicusEU #ESA #Ariane6 #EUspace #EarthObservation

I really do not understand people who can't just tell someone to go fuck themselves. somebody stole subnautica 2 before release, and the response to it was fucking ineffectual. just call the person a motherfucker next time

Thank you, Tiko Reynolds-Hausman, for your commitment to expanding opportunity and supporting small businesses across Harris County. Your leadership helps drive economic equity and create pathways for communities to thrive. #HarrisCounty #WomensHistoryMonth

Arsenal fans flooded the streets of Kenya celebrating the Premier League title 🥹🇰🇪 (via @nickiBIGFISH)

Extremely excited about the his cultist pedophile nest being built. A place where they can hide, I think people come to get the below.Do they know that we're just gonna go ahead and bring a bunch of cement mixer trucks and pour cement directly into the building.

Amidst the verdant tapestry of a Victorian garden, a delicate dance between life and mortality is captured in the intricate lines of this skull art print. Rendered with meticulous detail, the juxtaposition of the ephemeral blooms and the timeless elegance of the skull invites contemplation on the...

One nuclear reactor can power over a million homes. Nuclear's energy density prevents emissions, provides reliable and protects the environment. Fact Source: U.S. Department of Energy ✍️Take Action 📚Learn More 🛍️ Shop Merch https://www.nuclearforaustralia.com/

🏆 Captain’s Voice - Bronagh Devlin 🟨⬜️ Antrim captain Bronagh Devlin speaking to Cúilín Media ahead of the Lidl LGFA League Division 3 Final today 🙌 Tune in today LIVE on TG4 🍿 🗓️ Today, 1pm 🏆 Antrim v Louth 📺 YouTube - @sporttg4.bsky.social @ladiesfootball.bsky.social #lgfa

The weekend is here — and Anchorage has plenty going on! From local theater and live music to the Spenard Food Truck Carnival kickoff and even a guinea pig adoption event, this week’s Anchorage Weekender rounds up 8 things to do around town. 📲 See the full list: https://akpub.io/4pvFNlH

The ultimate dealbreaker or a hidden gem? 🏠🚫🚗 #RealEstate #HouseHunting #HomeBuyer #DreamHome #PropertyInvestment

4 Shaheds carrying R-60 air-to-air missiles downed by operators of the 1020th Anti-Aircraft Missile Regiment and the BULAVA unmanned systems unit of the Separate Presidential Brigade 🚀 1/2

It's over when he gets to his spots.

Good Morning Beautiful People have a Great Day

Inca tern both male and female, have the Salvador dali style white handlebar moustache! They are distinctive sea birds living on the cliffs of the Pacific coast of South America. Very social living in colonies of up to 5,000 deep dive fisherman consuming small fish

From all of us at RFK Human Rights, thank you for supporting our work! If you donate to our #GivingTuesday campaign before midnight, your gift will be matched 2X. 💌 Give thanks this Thanksgiving: rfkhro.org/4rb1GaA

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Ice cream chocolate is dribbling through chopped nuts, but caramel is all over him - TWEET , FOUL, FREE THROW! Candy basketballs aim for the hoop.

How to make friends in traffic #art #traffic

California AG's 23andMe Suit Exposes Genetic Data as Permanent National Security Liability [SENTINEL]: Without mandatory breach-triggered MFA and data-minimization rules for genetic firms, fu #TheFactum #SENTINEL

He should have said, "OH NO! DISASTER!"

Michael Tracey says that there's no proof Jeffrey Epstein is a pedophile, and he says it's because according to the "clinical definition" pedophilia is only attraction to "pre-pubescent" children. He really did the "Um, actually, it's ephebophilia" argument.

Heavy rain for Central Texas could lead to flooding on Friday. Up to 3” of rain in a single day.

Delaney Hall. Trump. ICE. Detention centers. Crimes against humanity

The Netherlands does an annual Goose March:

My #MCVegas Mini Golf Experience! ✨️⛳️

«El tablero está amañado desde que uno nace. Un chico de familia obrera solo tiene el sistema educativo público.» Me encanta cómo habla Laura Rodríguez Montecino. Os dejo este corte y otro más acerca de la motivación que hay, a día de hoy, en las aulas (video 2/2). 👇👏

Whoops. “Pre-Martial Law” is available everywhere now. Martial Law is available everywhere soon. #stephenmiller #oops #whoops #martiallaw #usa #protestsong #protest #america #folkmusic #singersongwriter #originalsong #protestmusic

Science Cat is making a note to get an order in at www.tomgauld.com before it closes for the holidays next week.

this is brilliant leftists on bikes handing out stickers and following chuds in a highly organized fashion pure cinema. If we are going to be filmed by them, be a spectre, be fearless

lmao???????????

It's time to move, Commander. No one is going to rescue you from this godforsaken backwater planet system. You have to fight like hell for your own survival. MENACE is now in Early Access. Get it on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2432860/MENACE/

Hey everyone, Geek here, I'm a small time Nintendo Switch streamer. The times I stream are Saturday and Sunday 4a-8a. Yeah, I'm an early bird. Here's the recent games I've been playing. Hope i hear from y'all soon. Link is in the profile.

Fire the entire vaccine committee, the best and brightest on the subject of vaccines ---citing need to restore public confidence in vaccines when RFK JR is the one leading the anti-vax movement. I expect this group of raccoons to be intellectually superior to the next committee.

Just got back from the zoo and decided to share this. Shout out to Mr. Iguana and La Yesca! 🦎 #wrestlesky

Look, The Mii-Based Alien Woman Who Might Be a Superhero! I Made a Small Change To Her! I Made Her Hips a Different Color To Make Them Way More Readable (At Least For Me)! #game #gamedev #dev #pixel #art #pixelart #oc #originalcharacter #character #originalart #original #woman

Who does he think he is Ka$h Patel?

Science says the sun is the hottest thing in the universe, but clearly they haven’t measured you yet.

Lupin III replacing Sonic as my favorite franchise:

Evergreen 🤌🏿

Your Maglia Ciclamino of the 2026 #GirodItalia 💜 🇫🇷 Paul Magnier (SOQ) - @ITAtradeagency #GirodItalia #rankings 👚 | @CastelliCycling

This scene is so good, Gamera writhing in pain is delivered so well with the suit acting and Legion just looks so nasty all over him, plus the miniatures look incredible

“If I lose my PIP, I won’t be able to afford to live” Poppy May, from Crawley, tells me why she travelled to Downing Street to protest against planned cuts to benefits, including Personal Independence Payments. #SpringStatement

Troy Baker is Building a Game Studio?!

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇮🇳 INDE ] 🔸 Vladimir Poutine affirme que la Russie est prête à coopérer avec l’Inde sur le chasseur Sukhoi Su-57, y compris pour sa fourniture et son développement futur. 🔸 Selon lui, Moscou avait proposé par le passé un développement conjoint de [La suite en réponse ⬇️]