This is what our nap was like untill somebody called me a little bitch and "accidentally" tried to gouge my eye out thus pushing me out of bed. I'm currently not super accepting of the "I'm sorry I was sleeping!" excuse. #CaregivingJourney 🤔🤷👎

And when I woke up I remembered that I bought Trader Joe's dark chocolate covered caramels yesterday.

Mister whipple only developed this habit because he lived in a homophophobic backwoods holler and feared for his safety.

Good morning everybody!! Pole dance spelunking is exactly what America needs right now.

I was only thinking about making tiramisu... and this guy shows up.

Courtesy of Pusheen.com #Caturday

How I flirt at the laundromat.

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Google it and please calm down.

Gates: Netanyahu told me in July 2009 that the Iranian regime was fragile and would crumble at the first attack. I told him then he was dead wrong - that he was underestimating the resilience of the Iranians. This is what he's been trying to sell for years.

@compulsiongames.bsky.social #SouthOfMidnight is a very charming game with a very endearing protagonist. And I'm really enjoying it. I keep letting his go by without realizing when I play it.

Here’s your full Day 2 recap with scores, standout performances, and key moments. Subscribe to BCN Sports for daily World Cup coverage. #T20WorldCup #CricketHighlights #ICCMensT20 #CricketDaily #BCNSports

RT @WBRZweather: Parts of LSU's campus seeing high water today following the storm

1 BIG QUESTION 🙋‍♂️ Presented by @telus Does Mathieu Choinière's penchant for set pieces give him an edge when it comes to earning minutes at this summer's tournament for the CanMNT 🇨🇦?

Jay & Silent Bob: Jays of Future Past #1 in shops June 11th! LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM

Democrats must stand for rebuilding the American Dream—and making life less of a ripoff is a big part of it. Talked with @micaherfan.com about my bill with Senator Mark Kelly to tackle this emergency head on.

Next menu to be ported from #Unity to #Godot is the flotilla manufacturing menu. Had to rearrange it to two rows since they weren’t scaling well with one in Godot. #roguelike #indiedev #spacegame #indiegames #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame

Trump TACO TUESDAY @lyndapole.bsky.social @jfordemocracy.bsky.social @bluetodd2.bsky.social @claynobles.bsky.social @sean05evans.bsky.social @justsomedude57.bsky.social @janet-40.bsky.social @pattyinaz.bsky.social @zippyreturns.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @drios1111.bsky.social

Stephen A Smith sexually harassed Chiney Ogwumike on air, and when Coach Jackie made a video about it, Shaq (yes, Shaquille O’Neal) wrote a rude and condescending comment on Jackie’s video. As a sexual harassment researcher who studied French and grew up watching Shaq, I had to weigh in.

Why high-achievers secretly struggle in love… High Performer / Love And Success / Interdependence / Relationship Advice / Vulnerability In Love / Self Awareness / Soulmate Connection / Personal Growth / Emotional Intelligence / Let Love In

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Hot Pink tulips photos- Washington, PNW - old photos #springflowers #flowers #gardenflowers #tulips

Serà perquè t'estimo 🎶

With just moments remaining of the season, Antonin Kinsky pulled off this INCREDIBLE save 🧤

See you again someday-you beautiful Japanese 1980 magic machine. You could do it all. Unfortunately your complete awesomeness sucks a time hole in man's life who's trying to open a business.

Michigan Slip and Fall Lawyers wish you and your family a safe and happy New Year!

Drugs don’t act uniformly across the body: they target proteins that vary between cells and tissues. This molecular geography explains both benefits and side effects. Martina Varisco (SNS researcher) shows how data can guide smarter use of existing drugs. #laricercaèNormale

Kelsey giving a tour of her ex’s (rumored) moms house? Separate toilets with TVs is such a flex tho #rhori

🚨BREAKING NEWS These tech boys in pajamas have big dreams for space but that is all they are. Playing with our environment should be against the law. 🤬

Thunder vs Spurs Saturday nite.

🔴ENTREVISTA | Cristina Valido ( @cristinavalido.bsky.social ), diputada de Coalición Canaria en el Congreso 🗣️"No es verdad que se pueda gobernar sin Presupuestos Generales. No tiene ningún sentido alargar un gobierno que está tan limitado en sus responsabilidades." ▶️ rtve.es/rneaudio

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

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#Venture #ColecoVision #Arcade #Atari2600 #Intellivision #Shooter

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"what stands out is not just what the money was used for, but what it made possible" 💬 @ligia-teixeira.bsky.social at our event w/ @homelessnessimpact.bsky.social yesterday on our landmark trial on cash transfers for care leavers 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJg1... 📊 www.kcl.ac.uk/news/2000-no...

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Elisa tries to give Jonathan a chili pepper as a gift. I’m pretty sure chili peppers don’t make great gifts.

‘Like drinking from a fetid-pond.’ A new report from Watershed Investigations (link in comments) detects superbug-creating genes at Lough Neagh. Commenting on The Nolan show, Green Party Leader Mal O’Hara raised his concerns that things at Lough Neagh are getting worse rather than better.

Scientists named this species of hairy ghost pipefish after beloved Sesame Street resident Mr. Snuffleupagus and we're obsessed.

But I had my chance to call him on his bullshit ✊🏾

I’m making a better inventory system for this game inspired by the Resident Evil one. I was having a bit of a hard time making it but I found a good tutorial to do it so its working great now. #godotEngine #godot #gamedev #indiedev

Do you think you might have IBS? Take our 30-second IBS test to find out if you should contact your doctor for more testing. ⁠ ⁠ ow.ly/iRy050zkJML%... ⁠ #IBSAwarenessMonth #IBS #health #invisibleillness #awareness #guthealth #gicondition #badgut

VTuber's Got That Clown Rizz Would you want to see us do a clown girl ASMR video together? 🎬 tyru_kin

Restoring and upgrading an old pair of clogs (klompen in Dutch). #handicraft #clogs #restoration #footwear

Lease a new 2026 RAM 1500 Big Horn 4x4 HEMI for only $488 a month or get 0% APR for up to 60 months. Stop in for a test drive or browse all of our inventory at LakeshoreChryslerJeep.com

#2 in a series... 👇

@jamie.pariomagazine.com.au watched 3 hours of #AEWDynamite without Peggy last week. Did he survive? Or do we need @opheliapayne.bsky.social to return ASAP?!

My brilliant Greg, an English 🇬🇧 man in New York 🗽 #gr3tetag #FDT #GVerse #BlueHartedFamily #POS47 #trump4prison #Iran #Israel

Shark inside swimming net- it was probably more nervous about the person filming it! #shark #sharknet #manly #sydney #comms

Also got a locally made pedal today at reanimated music! They had a neat little pedal expo. #guitarpedal

Sam Altman thinks we need to merge our brains with AI. This is not the first time I have heard this, and he’s not the only one I have heard repeating this.

"It made a statement. This isn't the old Tranmere." This week's Five Games interview is with Martyn Corrin from TROSC. He tells us why the 2017 play-off semi-final win over Aldershot is so special to him. Subscribe to listen in full patreon.com/posts/143778261

April is National Minority Health Month, a time to focus on closing health gaps and expanding access to care. Stronger, healthier communities start with making sure no one is left behind.

Thank you, Sheila! 💙 @ltwlauren.bsky.social @lindaworkerbee.bsky.social @mariahbrown.bsky.social @warlessgoddess.bsky.social @calikathy.bsky.social @la-divinavita.bsky.social @tntnle.bsky.social @susieq6shooter.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol Happy Pride Month everyone.

🔥David Shoebridge says Israel has shown “absolute, complete contempt” despite Albo having already raised concerns about Israel’s bulldozing of Aus War Graves with President Herzog in Feb after new evidence shows they’ve “bulldozed the same cemetery just 2 months later”💥 #auspol

It’s June 1st 🔥 Has he burned it all down yet . . . I’ll wait

Modern robots are mastering precision and coordination, turning into unexpected internet stars with a touch of human humor. Check out their impressive moves.

CryptidBoyz - Tech Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz