Me to mononucleosis:

NO LATE EQUALIZER TODAY, MELVINS IT’S TIME TO AFFIRM OUR STATUS IN THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

LAST TIME THEY PLAYED THE LEAFS, HE SHOWED THEM THE MELVINS THAT THEY ARE THIS TIME, MAYBE HE’LL DO THE SAME IN REGULATION BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

WERE YA EXPECTING ANYONE ELSE, MELVINS??? BARZY’S GOT COMPANY IN THE CALDER KID CLUB BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

HBD kemosabe!

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET HOW MANY GOALS SCORED ON LONG ISLAND

I’d feel more dejected by this if MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, DIDN’T CONQUER THE GERMANS

ONDREJ THE GIANT INDEED

I UNDERSTAND THAT CHRISTIAN PULISIC HAD THE EQUALIZER BUT HIS EQUALIZER IS DEAD

I’M STUCK IN THE OFFICE WITH MELVINS BUT I’M STILL HAVING A BETTER TIME THAN THE CALDER KID’S ADVERSARIES BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

Walter Zhao is an All-American! We've got the details here: https://www.wcax.com/2026/05/08/zhao-earns-usa-lacrosse-magazine-all-american-nod/ 

Vaseline’s new “Love Hurts” campaign turns a widely shared childhood ritual into an emotional story about care, memory, and cultural connection.

What if the biggest shifts are happening right in front of us… and nobody is asking why? 👀 From tick-borne meat allergies to lab-grown meat and billion-dollar vaccines — the pieces are starting to connect. Decide for yourself. @anonymous_truthx #wealth #training #truth #wakeup

✈️ AFCAT 02/2026 Short Notification OUT 🇮🇳 ✅ 138+ Vacancies ✅ Apply From: 20 May 2026 ✅ Last Date: 19 June 2026 ✅ Salary: ₹56,100 – ₹1,77,500 ✅ Post: Flying Officer 🔍 Try Sarkari Jobs AFCAT 02/2026 Notification #AFCAT2026 #IndianAirForce

The US Constitution is 7,500 words. You could read it in under an hour. He apparently couldn't be bothered. Or more likely can't read. New piece. Trump vs the Constitution. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Constitution #Trump #Emoluments #WarPowers

Bunny says hiii #goodmorning #gm #hello #bunny #saturday

San Antonio Spurs

"the recording oozes planetary wellness and guilt-free serenity for its inhabitants; something that we could do with more of. It's a fine ambient debut" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/mosaici... Companion Playlist.: www.submithub.com/link/slow-am... #ambient #electroacoustic #fieldrecordings

So many 'Waymo stuck in a drive thru line' videos, esp from LA & In-N-Out. Most are just one robot. Waymo robots seem to have no clue what a drive thru is or why these lines of cars exists by them, instead behaving as if it is a queue for a regular turn or stop sign or light. OP: x.FilmThePoliceLA

Cozy rhythm adventure game Mirth Island was announced! The adventure game is all about perseverance and small acts of kindness. Play as a cute duck who comes back to his homeland after his actor dreams fall apart, only to find the iconic theater in your hometown in ruins~

Buses and trams are at a standstill in Dublin city centre as fuel protests continue into the night. Traffic is unable to pass the protesters, who are currently blocking the line at O’Connell Bridge jrnl.ie/7006004

30seconds of gameplay of my indie game:

Jefferies says impeachment is not a top priority for Democrats. A different speaker must be chosen for when the Democrats take control of the House and Senate. Jefferies is part of the problem.

I dare you: swap your 2nd coffee for Maca! ☕️❌ Bellawell Organic Maca gives stamina without the jitters. Plus, it’s great for libido and mood. 😉 Natural energy wins every time. #MacaRoot #NaturalEnergy #LibidoBoost #Bellawell #CoffeeSwap

How Cristopher Sánchez setting the Phillies' franchise record with a 41.2 scoreless inning streak sounded on the Phillies Béisbol Network

Destruction is a way of life.

We have children’s activities on the Together Alliance march on 28th March. Join us as we walk together for love and hope, compassion and justice. If you have questions email christianclimateaction@gmail.com The link for information on joining the Christian Bloc is forms.fillout.com/t/taUVQsj1dyus

I mean really…

Today marks my father’s anniversary. Sharing these individual photos from Every Day Action in his honor feels especially meaningful. Dad, I hope you can see that the values you instilled in me continue to guide the way I move through life and the causes I choose to support.

E como prometido, Jungkook postou um novo vlog aka G.C.F in Las Vegas com a sua rotina antes do 2° show na cidade 🖤 — Confira completo em seus perfis no Instagram e TikTok 🎥

A pleasure to join CNA Singapore bright and early this morning for a Trump-Xi summit preview

White House counterterrorism czar Sebastian Gorka says the administration will designate domestic left-wing radicals alongside cartels and jihadists as terrorists.

@jolly_good_ginger This is actually happening. Right now. In America. This is a true story. I hope you’re paying attention.

Soccer night at the Bernabeu Stadium. #Bernabeu #madrid #realmadrid #yourcoffeeguy

What chance do Arsenal have against European champions PSG?🤔 Martin Keown says this Arsenal group can do "anything" - do you agree?

"Inshallah we're gonna hold that Champions League." 😂🏆 @NYCMayor Zohran Mamdani is every Arsenal fan rn 🙏

🇺🇸🗣️🎙️📌MAKE CUBA GREAT AGAIN.

Hope you're having a nice day of rest this #Sunday! I'm having a second day of pain. It's getting tiresome. Thinking of having a pity party for myself with the big piece of chocolate fudge cake out in the kitchen ... 😧 🎂

Horror game rule number 1782: saying things are okay is the quickest way for them to become not okay. Especially in an elevator. It's a new episode of #ResidentEvilRequiem! #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @capcomusa.com @residentevil.capcomusa.com #horror buff.ly/N8HQiuF

Morning, lovelies~ Woke up and felt way better ...It's going to be okay. :) At uni right now, and I'll publish the piece when I'm back home! I hope you're all well 🩷

📊 𝐈𝐬𝐬𝐚’𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠! Last night, California passed redistricting — now it’s on us to win #CA48 and take back the House. Join our movement. 🇺🇸 #TogetherWeCan 💙

Please let me know if you get turned away from any Republican events in Iowa. Kudos to Kasey Conrad for having the presence of mind to record this conversation in Mt. Pleasant on Tuesday. #IASen

That set point, for anyone who missed it (or wants to watch it over and over) #Wimbledon #tennis #Alcaraz

Today is #WTD #WorldTobaccoDay. Just like smoking #tobacco, ads promoting #palmoil in #Food #UPF 🍔🍭 target children – the dirty #advertising is similar says the @WHO report. When you shop #Boycottpalmoil @palmoildetect palmoildetectives.com/2022/08/08/p...

FBI Director Kash Patel files a $250M law suit against The Atlantic over a story alleging he is frequently drunk, absent, and paranoid.

Soooo I guess this is a good time to talk about the after credits from the concert...I mean Michael movie, yes?

Watch Morning Minute feat. JFC's Rep. Mark Born & Sen. LaTonya Johnson comment on approving the budget. -Full program: wiseye.org/2025/07/01/b... -Subscribe: wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #WisEyeBudget2025 #Wisconsin #wipolitics #wibudget

Our Executive Director @ariassulma.bsky.social shares her latest on May Day and why this moment matters. This May 1: no work, no school, no shopping. Let’s build people power together. https://ourfuture.org/20260419/i-want-you-to-march-with-me-this-may-day

Far right hate is being fuelled by the greedy super rich. They're trying to distract us, they're trying to divide us. We will stand against hate. We will march #Together in love and unity. Join us. 📌 Central London 🗓️ Saturday, 28 March 🔗 www.togetheralliance.org.uk/

These snipers can be pretty annoying - Decksplorers #indiegames #game #deckbuilding #deckbuilder #cardgame #steam #indiedev #indiegame #SoloDev #MadeWithUnity

you can just make things if you want King of the Hill horror sounds... yup

The Government’s Health Bill doesn’t fix the problems patients actually face. Too many people still can’t get a GP appointment, A&E waits are rising, and social care is in crisis - yet the focus is on shuffling responsibility around Whitehall and centralising power, not on frontline care.

Над Тибетом зафіксували надзвичайно рідкісне та вражаюче природне явище, яке має вигляд яскраво-червоних блискавок - спалахи червоних спрайтів На відміну від звичайних блискавок, що б’ють униз із грозових хмар, червоні спрайти виникають дуже високо над ними - у верхніх шарах атмосфери.

This was part of my conversation with Mayor Jacob Frey back in September 2025. The full One Hour Detours podcast interview is on YouTube.

Latinos conectaron jonrones Fin de semana 21. Oneil Cruz, Andy Pages, Willson Contreras, Rafael Devers, Miguel Vargas, Julio Rodriguez y Heriberto Hernandez fueron piezas claves para sus equipos. #OneilCruz #WillsonContreras #BeisbolVenezolano #BeisbolDominicano #MiraloAqui

£14 saved for every £1 spent! Citizens Advice Winchester and the local NHS mental health ward at Melbury Lodge are working together to provide life admin support for patients, massively reducing readmission rates. I asked Ministers to roll this idea out across the country.

A new chapter of romance and destiny begins. The main PV for KimiAi has been released, offering a closer look at Elsa, Julius, and the colorful cast of characters who will shape their journey. Premieres July 4, 2026, in TV Asahi's NUMAnimation block and on BS Asahi. #kimiAi #Anime #AnimeNews

Nouvel épisode sanglant à Nantes. Une fusillade a fait un mort, jeudi 4 juin 2026, tué en pleine rue et en plein jour. 

Plusieurs employés de Lufthansa, la plus grande compagnie aérienne allemande, ont été blessés à la suite d’un incident impliquant un Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner à l’aéroport de Francfort-sur-le-Main, a rapporté l’agence DPA