So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: President Trump unknowingly holds up extremely disparaging poster graph altered by Antifa thugs, during live White House presser on progress of his Reflecting Pool renovation. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Rebel forces have discovered Emperor Trump's true intentions for his new 'ballroom' and rectified the situation. #DonaldTrump #maythe4thbewithyou

BREAKING: there was an incident in the White House involving President Trump and an elderly gentlemen with a unusually large belly button. #DonaldTrump

So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it. #DonaldTrump #StephenColbert

So Trump just posted a video of him apprehending an alien and personally escorting it away in chains - and I fixed it. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera. #DonaldTrump

A young girl's harsh response to Donald Trump telling her that's she's too short to play professional volleyball, is absolute essence of poetic justice. #DonaldTrump

"Houston, we have... lift off." #DonaldTrump

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

My fearless prediction is that the “wunderuncs” will all be a bust, soccer is a young man’s game and Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Modric and Neuer are all past their sell by dates.

Das Wettrennen. - Ebbola - Hanuta - Die Arschpest, welcher Virus gewinnt das Rennen ?

Bye-bye, rain. You tried to cure drought, but drought's too strong 😢. Buy Historic Winter Storms of New Jersey today! www.historicwinterstormsofnj.com .

Subnautica 2 guide: Get the Tadpole Depth Module MK1 to boost your Tadpole to 450m. Find the blueprint, craft the module, and install it with step‑by‑step tips and route. Read the full guide: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/subn... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #IndieGame #SurvivalGame

It’s disgusting that our media isn’t even talking about this.

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I dont think Obama should criticized for this about the disabled community 🤔

Young men cooking. Starter pie dough. Mom-son date night. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

Even top solar panels waste most absorbed energy. Researchers are still working to boost efficiency & unlock solar's full potential. ☀️ #solarenergy Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-supercharging-solar-cells-quantum-dot.html

We tried this year's Fan Fest Nights Dining Pass and are sharing our thoughts and tips so that you can maximize your time and money #UniversalFFN 🌐

"I'm proud to be autistic." @jenxofficial.bsky.social, creator of YouTube series "Curious About Welsh?" on the way being on the spectrum helps her learn new languages. Last week's 95.5 FM Hot Seat: Media Monday is streaming! 👍😎 #Welsh 🖥 YouTube: youtu.be/_xJD6bzY6ZA 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/wHvhC

Thank you Coretta! ✊🏽 Shared from @thedivahfilez 🎥✨ Full credit to them. Watch more 📺 https://www.instagram.com/reels/DTuAZyWDXND/ #BlackHistory365 #CorettaScottKing #OnThisDay #CivilRightsMovement #BlackExcellence #WomensHistory #TheKingCenter #LegacyOfLeadership

Playing Star Fox 64 on The Stevetendo Show tonight! #StarFox64 #Twitch #Gaming

“My fears are that he is going to sell out American interests for his own personal interests. Remember, he has at least one son I saw on this trip who has been clouding all of our foreign policy by doing deals with the very nations that are negotiating with us…”— @corybooker.com on Trump’s trip.

Cool, this is the closest I got. The legendary Chickadee, Crazyface, buzzed my ear, I could feel the feathers!

Votre portefeuille crypto est-il prêt pour le quantum, ou simplement inquiet à ce sujet ? Les ordinateurs quantiques menacent vos cryptomonnaies – plus tôt que prévu.

Megaboy from "Zoom" will always be my favourite superhero because he proves even the things we see as our worst parts are actually our biggest strengths.

This rain 🌧️ got chef BIG MAD 😡 #HeNeedsHisRoofVibes

I'm getting attacked by arcs!! #gamingwithcameron #gaming #arcraiders

Emergency! S01E09 - Dilemma Clip number 0077 #KMG-365 #emergency

Five water companies demanded 2.7 billion pounds extra. The CMA gave them 463 million and rejected the rest. Customers face a 2.2% increase on top of 24% already approved. The government says root and branch reform is coming. #UKWater #WaterBills #CMA #Ofwat #SheppardLensMedia

👎 Tax credits that some Oregon families use to afford health coverage expired in January. 💵 Congress last year failed to renew a tax credit that families use to purchase health insurance on the Affordable Care Act health exchanges. Learn more here: https://bit.ly/3ZzCH4k #orpol #orleg

Big political question for Democrats: Focus on affordability or the corruption of the Trump Regime? @repwalkinshaw.bsky.social believes they are related and people are beginning to see the connection. bit.ly/Click-2-Listen YouTu.be/VCOG6f_iHcQ

Hoe houden we Europa veilig? Met de oorlog in Oekraïne en de onberekenbare VS zijn we in EU op onze eigen defensie aangewezen. Vooral door Trump die twijfel zaait over de NAVO en Oekraïne. Maar kunnen wij op gebied van defensie wel op eigen benen staan? #pauwendewit

Where breathtaking views meet exceptional wines 🍷 #Pully #GrapePlace #wineroute #Switzerland https://www.grape-place.com/the-wine-route/?utm_source=BlueSky&utm_medium=BlueSky&utm_campaign=BlueSky&utm_id=BlueSky&utm_content=BlueSky

We’re getting there!

“I was too interested in music. It wasn't fair to my employer, because I kept blowing things up.” - George Harrison, Men Only (1978) George and his teenaged stint as an apprentice electrician — read more at harrisonarchive.tumblr.com/post/8178745....

I love to confuse people… (@MischiefAndFun is history 😄)

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Whoops. “Pre-Martial Law” is available everywhere now. Martial Law is available everywhere soon. #stephenmiller #oops #whoops #martiallaw #usa #protestsong #protest #america #folkmusic #singersongwriter #originalsong #protestmusic

I’m Stephanie Murphy—and I’m running for Mayor of Orange County, Florida. I was honored to represent parts of Orange County in Congress. I’m ready to bring my results-driven approach to our community so we can grow smarter, make life more affordable, and build a better future.

But if your immune system is struggling with the seasonal shift, you need a shield. 🛡️ I don't wait to feel run down. I take My Balance Emergency Immune Support. Elderberry, Zinc, and Vitamin C keep my defenses locked and loaded. 💥 #SpringWellness #ImmuneSupport #Elderberry #VitaminC #MyBalance

Happy feline Friday!😻 Saba the #mainecoon #cat really enjoys a chin rub. 🙀 #mainecoons #mainecooncats #cats #catsofbluesky #bluecats #blueskycats #catsonbluesky #caturday #felinefriday #catsky #animals #pets #signalboost #felines

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This podcast episode serves as a gentle reminder that every interaction, even a simple questionnaire, shapes our experiences. We explore how engagement, rather than haphazard choices. 🧡 #mirrortalk #conversation #starter mirrortalkpodcast.com/faith-driven... Thank you! 🧡

That's the Wedge's youngest resident wondering what the hell is happening.

Local SEO for Lawyers: How to Rank #1 in the Local Pack Nobody knows who you are. Harsh? Yes. True? Also yes. You’re the best lawyer in the state-but Google thinks you’re a dentist. Visibility isn't vanity. It’s how clients find you first. #LocalSEO #DigitalMarketing #LawFirmSEO

Racism didn’t prevent Obama from winning - two times. Democrats and liberal leaning Independents far outweigh Republicans. It’s a matter of getting them to the polls. Buttigieg was asked on the Flagrant podcast if a gay could get elected POTUS. His answer 👇🏼

"DOINK!"

Women are often told they have endless time to start a family but biology says otherwise. Fertility expert Dr. Jaime Knopman shares the reality many women discover too late. This conversation could change lives. Listen: tinyurl.com/2n66eu7f #Fertility #WomensHealth @drjaimeknopman

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Dirty play in the NBA isn’t just a foul—it’s a safety risk. Players who intentionally injure others deserve harsher penalties. Where’s the line between tough competition and dangerous play? Should accountability increase? #NBASafety #DirtyPlay #BasketballDebate

ARC SALT LAKE: Some call it a 50-year-old time capsule. Ron Bird calls it his closet! (Hey Boomers, what was your favorite cassette tape?) MORE: kutv.com/news/arc-salt-lake

With COP30 just a few weeks away, we are re-listening to this FST podcast episode with Prof Nathalie Pettorelli @zslofficial.bsky.social, which explores the important connections between the climate and biodiversity crises. 🦔🦒🐍🦋 bit.ly/47Gn6DV

Lets go!

"US President - Epstein File ! Daddy time"

💔 Davvero l’epilogo peggiore in una giornata così: Matteo Berrettini si ritira dopo nemmeno due set di gioco. In semifinale ci va Matteo Arnaldi che sfiderà Flavio Cobolli in un altro derby. A Matteo l’augurio di tornare presto in campo. #Berrettini #RolandGarros

The Andy Griffith Show United States (US) #TheAndyGriffithShow #UnitedStates

WOW! 🔥 @kendalgreywwe and @kelani_wwe will compete NEXT WEEK in a No. 1 Contender's Match for @lolavicewwe's NXT Women's Title!!