So Trump just posted a video of him apprehending an alien and personally escorting it away in chains - and I fixed it. #DonaldTrump

Remember that time a reporter hit Trump in his big dumb empty head with her microphone? Good times ;)

BREAKING: there was an incident in the White House involving President Trump and an elderly gentlemen with a unusually large belly button. #DonaldTrump

Fixed it ;) (SOUND UP) #DonaldTrump #Reporter

"Houston, we have... lift off." #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: Donald Trump sexually assaults an elderly man's belly button in the oval office, live on camera. #DonaldTrump

A young girl's harsh response to Donald Trump telling her that's she's too short to play professional volleyball, is absolute essence of poetic justice. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: President Trump unknowingly holds up extremely disparaging poster graph altered by Antifa thugs, during live White House presser on progress of his Reflecting Pool renovation. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: President Trump is caught on camera trying to sexually assault himself. #DonaldTrump

BREAKING: surveillance camera view captures what Donald Trump saw when he sneak-peeked at Chinese President Xi Jinping's personal notebook, after he left the table to use the restroom. #DonaldTrump #XiJinping

Russian attack on Dnipropetrovsk region last night. 26 people injured. There are kids among them. Every day, Ukrainian civilians are injured, killed, left without homes, forced to flee by Russia. #AureFreePress #News #Breaking #BreakingNews

after taking a mini burnout break. We are back baby. App store screenshots done. Chat what do you think? hell yaw or hell naw?

Born or unborn, life is a right for all 👶👏 Expected or not, every baby should be a source of joy. https://righttolife.org.uk/news/british-nurses-deliver-premature-baby-on-flight-to-philippines

9 Polyhedral Resin DnD Sets Dice Parchment Sigil #dice #ttrpg #dnd #diceset #dnddice

“As a mother and a doctor and an Irish citizen, this barbaric cruel regime must be disbanded” Margaret Connolly

The photo is real, he fell dead asleep during that press spot.The slump in the chair is enhanced. He manages to catch himself before flopping over. This is real, though. If you've ever fallen asleep in a lecture or a meeting, you'll recognize the startled look when he suddenly wakes up.

OH MY GOODNESS !!!! Stephon Castle administering the sacrament of baptism !!! #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

Jenifer Lewis Stands With Taraji P. Henson, Criticizing Stars Who Attended Jeff Bezos-Sponsored Met Gala 2026

It is Sunday so just a little snippet Get a Sunday. Education.

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අන්තරේ සිසුන් මල්වානේ නිවසේ විරෝධතාවයක නියැලෙන අයුරු බවට දැක්වූ වීඩියෝවේ ඇත්ත කතාව! Read more : srilanka.factcrescendo.com/2026/05/18/t...

You don't need to know everything, you just need to begin! 💪🏃‍♀️ #nutritech #gymessentials #gymstarterpack

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Valeri Nichushkin scores for the Colorado Avalanche on a tip in shot (14:06 remaining in the the 3rd period). #GoAvsGo

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repost @kerelldmet on IG PENPLOTTER Finally after couple weeks I’ve finished assembly of CNC-based Pen Plotter controlled by Arduino Board + CNC Shield with GRBL. Read more in post

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This is a worry of mine for McCain in this series, these Spurs guards can just bully him, happened in game one against Harper and now Castle.

Fadel's ultimate weapon for winning at Jackbox: Racism #jackbox #gaming

Maxine Moore Waters Speaking Part 2: Maxine is an American politician serving as the U.S. representative for California's 43rd congressional district since 1991. Memorial Day Ceremony 2026

I’m at the "comparing price per kg" stage of life. 🔍 #costofliving #renting #adulting #relatable

Esta tarde tienes una cita con el equipo de RTVE Igualdad Los domingos, a las 16.15, #ObjetivoIgualdad en el #Canal24Horas y en @rtveplay Este es un avance del programa de esta tarde dozz.es/8d0ogcde

2. パーカー・アミン：青春期 思春期を迎えたパーカー・アミンは、力の覚醒や迫りくる危機だけでなく、娘カサンドラの若き父親としての責任とも向き合う。学校、家庭、そして運命の重圧の狭間で、彼は愛する者を守るとは何かを学びながら成長していく。

Seems pretty clear to me it's just a reminder that Labor will stick the boot in if you're poor because there's a "community expectation" they do so. That scares me as a trans woman.

FORE!!!!!!!! Yesterday’s Boulder Chamber Foundation Golf Tournament was fun in the sun with a bit of networking mixed in! Thank you to everyone who came out and to all of our sponsors especially the presenting sponsor FirstBank, now part of PNC.

Couldn’t you see me as a cool Scandinavian glasses guy in Corvallis with a way too hype pitch deck for Cathy? I could see me as a cool Scandinavian glasses guy in Corvallis.

We’ve heard from Colorado farmers who are worried they won’t be able to even plant this season due to Trump’s illegal war in Iran. When grocery prices are already high, the last thing we need is to put family farms out of business or ruin supply chains.

She’s a runaway artist who would rather spend her time painting, planting flowers, and eating strawberries in a hammock outside her cabin than deal with her new grumpy roommate. He’s a helpful farmhand who steers clear of doe-eyed damsels…until one blows into town and turns his world upside down🙃

#fed #interestrates #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/rc0amz65

Western Bluebird after a bath. #Birds #Birding #WEBB #Birdbath #AZBirding #USBirds

⛔ #BOLIVIA: "We are aware that the fight is against the 'empire' and its lackeys; the people have located the #US espïonage and intellïgence center in the country"

oh my fucking god #mewgenics is perfect theres a specific boss thats a duo boss but both bosses are blind and they automatically attack if they're hit and by complete accident i had them end up facing each other and hit one and it created an infinite back and forth until they killed each other

Who says lawyers don’t have moves? 💃🕺 Richard Jaffe proving you don’t need a dance floor to bring the energy! #LawyerMoves #DancingLawyer #LawyerLife #LongIslandPersonalInjuryAttorney #QueensPersonalInjuryAttorney

#liberty #democracy #nokings #folkpunk #songwriter

Olivia Rodrigo defends her signature babydoll dresses on Popcast: “but me, like, fully covered up in a dress that people deem to be, like, childlike was inappropriate. And I just think it just like shows how we really normalize pedophilia in our culture."

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Not the same, but it’ll do for now 🥲

Need an existential chaser for the bottom shelf Vodka that is the daily news? The first issue of the Total Nileation newsletter comes out this week with fun extra good news stories that didn’t make the podcast and Total Nileation episode 14 drops next week! Link in bio! #optimism #goodnews

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Yuan Meng (Zoo Beauval) enjoyed a special snack and played in his pool on Christmas~from 12/25/25. No recent updates on le petit prince...hope he's doing okay.🧸 [Cr. 宠物物语馆/Weibo]

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Moscow residents are making videos complaining they don’t have internet. It’s the first time they’ve complained about anything since the full scale invasion. They don’t care about russia’s war crimes. Only that they can’t watch Netflix. This isnt just Putins war; it’s russia’s

Shogun Sports Flex Cable Machine Preview #homegym #garagegym #shogunsports

Massive deal on the ultimate gaming powerhouse! 🚨 The ASUS ROG Zephyrus G16 with an OLED 240Hz display, Intel Core Ultra 9, and the monster RTX 5090 is $600 OFF right now at Best Buy.

TRANSFORMATION THURSDAY Secrets of the Millionaire Mind — T. Harv Eker How To Reset Your Money Blueprint What if everything you believed about money was wrong? Not because you're bad with money — because you were taught wrong. T. Harv Eker breaks down exactly how your money blueprint gets set

This is great! The DCCC is investing in red and purple states through its Red-to-Blue and Districts in Play programs, targeting 44 districts across 23 states to flip the House. And that’s exactly where Dems need to be.

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