@futurebird I dunno, she's not that big of a canvas

@jerry @catsalad The sound....

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I don't know why I so often think of Simpsons scenes while I'm in the shower. (Door bell) Homer: "Who is it?" Outside: "Goons" Homer: "Who?" Outside: "Hired goons."

Took my daughter to see Kiki's Delivery Service in the theater today. First time I had seen it with the Disney dub, and I was completely surprised the first time Gigi opened his mouth and the voice of Phil Hartman came out. Turns out this was the very last […] [Original post on twipped.social]

How? How is the game this broken? I am on a lvl 80 horde toon that I made in Legion Remix. It hasn't done anything but Legion questing. For reasons I won't get into, I tried flying into Undercity. At the end of BfA, Sylvanas nuked Undercity with a plague […] [Original post on twipped.social]

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Our led porch light and doorbell camera have *just* enough difference in refresh rate to show a racing light strip effect.

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Reolink: "Animal detected next to garage" Crow: "ZZZZZZZzzzzzoooooom"

Brilliant response around East Wall on Saturday talking to people about the cost of living and housing crises. A major part was the need for the opposition to rule out coalition with Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael and firmly commit to building an alternative that puts the needs of ordinary people first.

🟠 NOTIZIE DAI MEDIA Trump ha fatto sapere che la guerra contro l'Iran "finirà presto". A Teheran sono arrivati i mediatori del Pakistan e del Qatar. Alla riunione dei ministri Nato in Svezia, gli Stati Uniti hanno spinto gli alleati a spendere di più per la difesa.

Kolone iz zapadne i centralne Srbije okupljaju se kod Sava centra odakle će preko Gazele krenuti ka Slaviji.

Our 2026 #voter guide breaks down the big races, dives into who’s funding them, answers common questions about voting in #Maine and more. As always, let us know if there’s something else you’d like us to dig into! Check out the link to explore the full guide for free. themainemonitor.org/elections/

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 A thrilling, disturbing, thought-provoking, witty, and innovative first installment of this controversial and mind-boggling series.

Intuition is powerful in high-stakes decisions, but it is not a substitute for analysis. This piece explores when gut instinct helps, when it misleads, and how strong leaders combine both. questionclass.substack.com/p/when-shoul... #questionclass #Decisions #Leadership #CriticalThinking #Strategy

trump signed a proclamation pushing the "presidential fitness test" on American chiodren. His own workout is “about one min a day, max.” He also forgot to mention he uses a golf cart, LMFAO 😂. The man preaching fitness to your children can’t name a single exercise he does. It must be sleep...

Don’t Be a Digital Colony Europe risks becoming a digital colony of foreign tech empires. 📱 We use their tools, follow their rules, feed their profits. It’s time to build our own systems—open, ethical, sovereign. Let’s take back control. #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

Republican talk-show host Erick Erickson: “It is not a good sign that the WH social media team is, instead of selling the President’s plan, bullying and cussing at anyone questioning the plan.”

Why do we need Dan in the Dáil? Because nobody cares about Dublin Central like he does. On May 22, vote Daniel Ennis number 1.

May 23, 1990: In the final 30 seconds, Portland's Terry Porter hits a shot to tie, then a shot to win Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals. Porter scored 28 PTS and Jerome Kersey had 29 PTS/11 REB as the Blazers took a 2-0 series lead with a 108-107 win over the Phoenix Suns.

With everything yesterday, I forgot to mention the barn got new ponies! Meet Ruby & Tootsie. I’m already in love with the buckskin lol

#wembanyama #nba #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-11/us/Sports/ch/bs/温班亚马暴力肘击后被驱逐；面临第五场禁赛可能/1272931

Xbox keeps delivering big reveals, from Ninja Gaiden and Mana to Beast of Reincarnation and Expedition 33, and it’s starting to show just how strong the relationship between @Xbox.com and Sega really is. @JoshFinn.bsky.social & @CoreyinHD.com discuss. #Xbox #XboxPartnerShowcase #XboxCasuals

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

Nigel Farage didn't show up at court today, so we brought the next best thing... 👀 Reform wants your data, so we're suing Farage’s party. Court's over for today, we'll have more news soon so stay tuned

BUFFALO… YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES?! 😤🏒🔥 THE HABSTER IS CALLING YOU OUT, BROTHER! 👊🐃 Full raw playoff podcast + instant postgame reaction on YouTube! 🎥🔥 #GoHabsGo #Habs #Habster #StanleyCupPlayoffs #MontrealCanadiens

POV: two chaotic creatives decided to fund their LA move by DoorDashing together We’re officially starting a LIVE series where: AS does the deliveries I capture the chaos and you lovely sinners come along for the ride So basically… DoorDash Chronicles: financially stressed but make it entertaining

Calling this Theremimic starting today. All sounds generated inside TD. #TouchDesigner #computervision #theremin #theremimic #leapmotion

Shoutout to Evan Roderick for finally not playing a cop. It’s a Christmas miracle! We love to see it. 👏🎄 Our full review of A Make or Break Holiday is out now — listen or watch at DecktheHallmark.com 🎧📺

This cat spent 3 days trapped under the debris after a Russian strike on Kyiv on Sunday. She suffered severe burns but survived&crawled out as rescuers cleaned out that location from the debris Rescuers named her Artemis -for her strength&will to live.Vet doctors are taking care of her 📹:Kyiv ARG

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf claims the Equality Act discriminates against white working class boys, but that’s false. Equality Act 2010 explicitly prohibits discrimination based on race, meaning white working class boys are just as protected as any other group. #r4today #BBCBreakfast

Fadel Blue Shells himself in 1st place 💀 #mariokartworld #nintendo

Sunderland release a season overview video, including clips of pundits who had pegged them to be relegated at the start of the season - "Thank you for writing us off..."

Vom einzig richtigen Umgang mit den ganzen braunen Flaschen, die im Kielwasser von @niusde.bsky.social gerade in unser friedliches "Ganz Gallien?" rübergesumpft kommen... ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ · ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ ·ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ · ʙʟᴏᴄᴋɪᴛʏ ·ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ · ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ

Drivers, family and fans honored Kyle Busch at the Coca-Cola 600, a race he was scheduled to drive in before his sudden death. NewsNation’s Mills Hayes has the details and reaction from the race’s winner, Daniel Suárez.

One quiet cost of infinite novelty: real intimacy can start to feel slow, ordinary, or not enough. That is not freedom. That is training.

Bounty Brawl: Most Wanted - Bounty Brawl is a fast-paced Action Roguelite for 1-4 players. Master your unique Lasso to zip through combat and hunt down criminals with friends. Creator: https://keymailer.co/BountyBrawl Press: https://game.press/BountyBrawl #InfiniFun #BountyBrawl

KarrahBooo says she’s finally free from her deal with Lil Yachty’s Concrete Boys

In the end, the two Trump administrations will end up killing what, 100s of 1000s? millions of people? bluevirginia.us/2026/05/tues...

2-time MVP Shai on his evolution to become a dominant scorer

We really are living in a weird ass timeline where we find out from freaking Kelsey Swanson that the RHOM ladies are hanging out #RHOM #RHORI

Mariners:

1500 S @ 800 W, WXS 🕒 2:44 AM - 3:42 AM MT 🌡️ 63→60°F | Clear→Mostly Clear 📍: 40.874820,-111.901900

Most Pitches Seen Out Of Zone + Chase Rate | 2026 Season Aaron Judge - 380 Pitches - 25.0% Chase Rate Mike Trout - 373 Pitches - 16.6% Nick Kurtz - 371 Pitches - 20.5% Zach Neto - 371 Pitches - 29.6% Jose Ramirez - 364 Pitches - 32.1% #RepBX

Fake Baseball Week 4 begins today with a Sunday Matinee edition. We got a slew of exciting games on the docket, including probably my most anticipated game of the day with Jags vs. Springboks in the SoCo Classic Live a bit early today since I got evening plans :) twitch.tv/bryonato

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Ignoring Social Customer Support? #socialcustomersupport #aivideo #customerservice #marketing #brandreputationmanagement

RT @SECNetwork: Got the tag 🔥 @Vol_Baseball

"Al Barça, els que tiren de veritat són la gent de la casa i ha de ser així per sempre". Marc Bartra ( @MarcBartra ), jugador del Reial Betis ( @RealBetis ). #Fanzone3Cat https://3cat.cat/fanzone

I can't quote or repost the thing @allenk81.bsky.social did, but it reminded me of the movie where I first heard that specific phrase. Then it prompted me to post up one of my favorite video clips from that movie... #LiverFuckingFOOL

This is Michigan's opportunity to do better. We must take it.

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Young Nebraska fan gets hit with a one hop foul ball, seems to be ok

Success.

Навіть бобер пішов у бомбосховище: на відео — Київ.

MLB 2026 @cleguardians.com vs @yankees.com #ɴᴏᴡꜱᴛʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ⚾

Build Back Better? Addressing the Root Problem First! #shorts

Don Lemon is saying the quiet part loud. This is something I have thought long time also. Sure, there is also smart Americans, educated voters, but this group who acts like that. It has become a problem in Usa. #Trump #maga