Recorded this for someone else for funzies; thought I’d post it here as well. Lovitz’s pathological liar character, mixed with this one,— reminds me of someone.

Leave this here, for the future looker-backers/ posterity: ;’D :::

Agreed! O,O —frenetic af! Astonishing, even

Same people that pay for everything MAG47s do:

Ref:

I’ll just leave this here: <vid>

These are the guns they’re using: <vid👇> —except they’re using the full-auto variations Know your Enemy

Now that that’s burning into my brain— must kill it with fire: w/ Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars…

In case the OG OP vid gets taken down: Screen Cappy: <vid> ⬇️ 🔥af, and shades of Perfect Circle —War Drums youtu.be/giaZnIr-faM

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Pro-Rape protestors demonstrated outside the #NYT office

A few weeks back, we got our lowest numbered card ever at a /5. This week, we matched it in a #MLS Chrome hangar box! Check out the full video on YouTube! youtu.be/KPlYzxtsT-o #MLS #NYCFC #PackOpening

470: Fifty Shades of Grey - EL James (2011) Intro Series: Fifty Shades - 1 Rating: 3.66 ⭐️ Watch summary (6 min) in the profile Genre: BDSM, Chick Lit, Contemporary, Contemporary Romance, Erotic Romance, Erotica, Fiction 📚 Love books? ❤️ Like, ➕ Follow, ✈️ Share

🎵Kash Patel comes to Portland Saturday, May 9, 2026 Drain the Swamp - Roy Zimmerman Full song at www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVcf... Protesters gathered outside The Sentinel Hotel on Saturday amid unconfirmed claims that FBI Director Kash Patel was staying there during a visit to Portland.

Tomorrow is the the very first Arts District Day in downtown Edmonton! Stop by the Citadel Theatre, Winspear Centre & Art Gallery of Alberta from 11-4 to check out free family-friendly theatre, live music, face painting, art exhibits & more. Hope to see you there! #abpoli #yegarts #yegdt

Rep. Eric Burlison is seeking UFO information from Federally Funded Research and Development Centers. Source: Fox News / SPOOOKYUFO

I want legislation on day one that protects LGBTQ+ people’s access to healthcare — including PrEP coverage across all insurance plans and aid for the uninsured.

If only someone had the balls there to scream out 'what's the answer then?' So we could all watch the jackals feast on their own.

PMQs begins with Calvin Bailey MP emphasising the significance of the anniversary of the murder of Stephen Lawrence sitting so close to St George's Day.

How much was it for you to fill up? Trump did that! #gasprices #newportnews #hamptonroads #hamptonva #visibilitybrigade

Fix Your Body Posture for an Amazing Chakra Cleanse! Welcome back to the 24th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Fix Your Body Posture for an Amazing Chakra Cleanse!” will tell you about how skeletal re-posturing opens chakras through completing our bipedal...

Iranians gathered in the streets of Tehran after a ceasefire was announced, with some voicing skepticism about the agreement. Follow live updates: cnn.it/48B60s2

May 18, 2003: New Jersey's Jason Kidd hits the game-winner with 1.4 seconds left in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals at Detroit. Kidd had 15 PTS/9 REB/7 AST and Kenyon Martin had 16 PTS/9 REB/4 STL/3 BLK in the Nets' 76-74 win. Rip Hamilton scored 24 PTS for the Pistons.

5.16.26 Xiao Qi Ji (Smithsonian National Zoo) update - Rampage Cheej😳

Top 10 reasons a MAGAt might be having a bad day and leave a nasty comment on one of my videos. #maga

91 cats rescued from an emergency situation in Alabama means a whole lot of veterinary care is needed--especially spay/neuter! As we rush to help all of these cats, including tiny kittens, your support means everything. Your gift today powers access to care for cats +kittens: alleycat.org/Donate

The Mysterious Update for Isles of Sea and Sky is coming July 30, 2025! New puzzles, new areas, new layers of mysterious secrets… store.steampowered.com/app/1233070/... #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev

6️⃣ @profpaulbehrens.bsky.social explains that without urgent action the UK is heading for soaring food prices and shortages - and that emergency action will make us healthier and better off. What you can do: www.nebriefing.org/get-involved Full talk: www.nebriefing.org/expert-brief... #NEB2025

hate when I have to wait to call another game. ballhalla fills my soul✌🏼🏀

Laura Ingraham and Raymond Arroyo threw a tantrum because skier Mikaela Shiffrin said "fuck" after winning a gold medal at the Olympics

Wisconsin health officials are warning about mpox in the state. https://tinyurl.com/zx4j333c 

On May 28, 2007 - The History Channel aired Star Wars: A Legacy Revealed — a 2-hour special exploring the mythology, politics, religion, and real-world history that inspired Star Wars. Many fans still consider it one of the best Star Wars documentaries ever made. #StarWars

The latest Manitoba PNP draw issued 906 invitations to skilled workers and international graduates aligned with the province’s labour market priorities. zurl.co/YTQ2v #canadaimmigrationnews #pnpdraw #manitoba #skilledworkers #workincanada

Hard to convey how much climbing has helped us navigate through darkness, fear and bigotry of the past too many years. We must protect our soldiers from Donald Trump’s wagging of the dog. ✊🏾🇺🇸🇺🇦 brandtforcongress.com/donate

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My Republican colleagues called a hearing on threats to the Supreme Court’s legitimacy, so I decided to read just a few examples of the $2.4 million in gifts Justice Clarence Thomas has accepted from his ultra wealthy allies:

Hey everyone, I don’t think I’ve done this one before. Enjoy! #TriviaTime #DCA #Guitar #DisneyParks #FYPViral

At the State House, Rep. Annie E. McDaniel spoke out against Republicans’ effort to redraw congressional maps. Changing district lines after voting preparations are already underway threatens voter confidence and puts politics over the people of South Carolina. #scpol #scdems

"Average agents wake up thinking how do I sell a house. Mega agents wake up thinking how do I build a relationship." The difference between average and exceptional comes down to what question you are asking yourself every morning. One mindset is focused entirely on the outcome. The other is

This past weekend, the Storm held their annual Toy Drive game benefiting @seattlechildrens.org! Veteran Storm center Ezi Magbegor sat down with @munson-bella.bsky.social and CSS to discuss the toy drive, why she enjoys it so much, and how she got involved with it! #SeattleStorm #WNBA #SeattleSports

Image and video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

Hearth & Story Grade 3 is out now! Easy-peasy pre-set printing through our site available soon ⏰⏰⏰ #homeschoolcurriculum #homeschooling #homeschoolela #homeschoollanguagearts #englishcurriculum #homeschoolenglish #secularhomeschooling #secularcurriculum #grade3

forgive me. #imurme #brainrot #funny #memes #internetbrain

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This mesmerizing timelapse captures the nonstop motion inside an animal cell. Red/orange streaks are the growing ends of microtubules, tiny “highways” that can rapidly assemble and disassemble to move proteins & other molecules within the cell. 📸: Andy Moore, HHMI’s Janelia Research Campus

Neue Werte-Charta: Sexismus, Rassismus, Antisemitismus und Homophobie werden in Österreich nicht akzeptiert. Klare Regeln für alle, die neu ins Land kommen. @yannickshetty.bsky.social

Large boulders delay repairs for “one of the worst sewage spills in U.S. history” #Maryland

This is why love matters.

I guess we now know w/ more certainty that wex ner & #Epstein were more than SA pals, allegedly. Like pu tin kompromat, JE used this SA & s*x to blackmail ppl, extort $. JE was LW’s bit*h. These are some evil a*s sick MFers.

🚨 “THEY’RE ATTACKING PROTESTERS… FOR NO REASON AT ALL.” 🚨 Pepper spray is now being deployed during chaotic clashes between ICE agents and protesters outside Delaney Hall ICE prison on Day 7 of the hunger/labor strike. @jordanchariton.bsky.social⬇️

LIVE NOW: It's time to create some more war crimes. Get in here. twitch.tv/NYSnarkExcha...

The carp whisperer Has returned from China With empty words of nothing Meanwhile Where are the real Epstein Files Thank ewe for ur attention

Los Angeles works exactly as designed. The question is: who was it designed for? Angelenos know the answer. LA leaders have often put corporations before workers, families, and small businesses isn’t accidental. It’s a policy choice.

13th March is the date I use to count 6 years. #CovidIsNotOver In 2020, it was when I cancelled an upcoming gig. I didn't know when I'd be back to live music. I didn't know just how much music I'd end up playing. At The Chime Of A City Clock (Nick Drake cover)

Back to Turboranger! Here we see their first roll call and fight! They are first Sentai to be Car theme and their members to be High School school students, the second would be Megaranger! #tokusatsu #supersentai #turboranger #80s

spotted at NWSL Media Day in Los Angels — the Westin Bonaventure’s mascot (appropriately named Westin) the hotel adopted him after someone left him in a closet four years ago he is not an actor even though there have been many inquiries, also Avery Patterson adores him

ICYMI: @chuckforqueens.bsky.social explains why people need to pay attention to local congressional races, not just the Presidency. Park is running to represent NY6, which includes over 725,000 people living in Queens. Early voting begins June 13. WATCH: youtu.be/LiJlbl9pOpE

I set the scene… delivered the line… handed him the moment on a silver platter… and he dropped it like it was a group project he didn’t sign up for. now I gotta go process this betrayal like it’s 1995 all over again.

⚾💥 03 June 2026 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: Grant Holmes (R) - Atlanta Braves Batter: Andrés Giménez (L) - Toronto Blue Jays The Play: 2-2, 2 outs, top of 2nd, Blue Jays up 1-0 The Pitch: 83.8 mph slider Final: Braves won 7-3 in 9 innings