Just out here conducting daily emotional audits with zero qualifications. Is it hormones? The weather? My bank account? Or am I one inconvenience away from a full system reboot? Being a woman is a constant game of “what flavor of sad is this?” and honestly… the results are inconclusive.

According to Monsters, Inc., screams can power a city. So scientifically speaking… I should at least be able to run my coffee maker by now.

Science says the sun is the hottest thing in the universe, but clearly they haven’t measured you yet.

The biggest lesson I’ve learned this past year is that sometimes you have to make decisions that break your heart but bring peace to your soul. Grief changes you like that. Sometimes peace doesn’t look like happiness. Sometimes it looks like walking away, letting go, or choosing yourself… while yo

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

We carry pieces of the people we love with us their habits, phrases, music, and little ways of being. Over time those pieces become part of who we are, like a personal museum made from every love that helped shape us.

In case no one tells you today: you matter, you’re needed, and you’re at least 3 people’s “hear me out.”

I’m mature, but not mature mature. Like I have responsibilities… but I still need to use my fingers to count sometimes.

Moms don’t need unsolicited advice we’ve got enough voices in our heads already. But unsolicited praise? Yeah… we’ll take that all day. Because sometimes, in the middle of the chaos and second guessing and “am I messing this up?” it’s just really nice to hear we’re doing a good job.

Wind is the primary concern with the storm system, while the hail threat remains very low and the tornado threat is low. Full forecast https://tinyurl.com/56k6f2jt 

Yeah, imagine.

Some men go to Washington and vanish into the machine. Thomas Massie walked in with Kentucky steel and refused to bend. “The Incorruptible” is a freedom-rock anthem for the rare voice still standing on principle. 🎸 Turn it up. #ThomasMassie #Liberty

REED: How many taxpayers' returns were leaked by the IRS in the 2020 breach? BLANCHE: Excuse me? REED: 405,427. One of them was Donald Trump, correct?BLANCHE: Donald Trump and his family. REED: And Donald Trump was president at the time. So it was his IRS that allowed this breach of privacy

I think I need more variations of the little shell guys Ones that throw things, ones that jump, etc. I might make all enemies harder to destroy, but have them re-spawn much less often🤔 Balance is tough to figure out #indiedev #pixelart #indiegames

The remains of the Abu Shamala family’s four-story building stand after an evacuation warning in the Al-Bureij refugee camp. A separate evacuation warning was also issued for a girls’ elementary school in Al-Maghazi.

Any prison&corrupt lawyer say will turn case(opp kill house full of people)in favor of opp&advise opp in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Knives Out, GoT, The Boys, Star Wars, One Piece? Opp:Do what? Lawyer:Change white to black.Turn plaintiff to defendant.Tomorrow in court,young master Seung remember this

During a press conference on the war with Iran, Defense Secretary Hegseth and General Caine were asked about reports of "kamikaze dolphins" in the Strait of Hormuz.

Germany's armed forces went over 70 years without a military strategy. What changed, and what comes next for Europe? (Members Only) Listen here: warontherocks.com/ep...

Stuart Heaver getting "cross" about the chaos in Deform-led Kent County Council. Deform UK Ltd working hard to ensure the water companies maintain their profits. Now, let us pray ...

Gooood morning! Mets beat the Marlins this time? NOPE Yankees?! Rained out! Carolina? Won in OT! Does anyone care?! Absolutely not! Knicks are up 3-0 to a very good Cavaliers team. 10 straight playoff wins! Enjoy the rainy Sunday everyone!

SIKORSKI: In fifth year of war, Putin still fighting in Donbas, scared of Ukrainian strikes on Moscow. I bet not single person in this room would’ve predicted that. Amazing success by Ukraine. Russia is unable to launch offensive, losing territory and more troops it can recruit.

Caption “From pacifier to power... the dark side begins 🤣”

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Behind the scenes footage of Arsenal's Premier League trophy lift 🔥

Eles colocando a bundinha pra jogo kkkkkkk amo #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D1

Released On This Day (4/18/1994): Pulp’s His ‘n’ Hers #releasedonthisday #pulp #hisnhers #britpop #alternative #alternativerock #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinylrecords #music

luigi is a shipper i guess

Actually @maffewgregg.bsky.social this is better, use this whenever you're up to Botchamaniaing again, brother dude jack.

They are not welcome in many countries as it should be #israelidf #noisrael = X #genozide #palestine

Holy Sh*t: Emmanuel Acho goes OFF on Patriots HC Mike Vrabel for being alone on a boat with Dianna Russini while she was pregnant and married. "Mike Vrabel, you were on a boat with a married, pregnant woman!?!" 😳😳😳 Original post

Ron Johnson on Trump's taxpayer-funded insurrectionist slush fund: "I'm completely supportive of this. Maybe we can put guardrails on this that the American people realize, 'Ok, this is very reasonable.' There have been hundreds of people harmed by the Biden weaponization, including Judge Troupis"

Buying Christian books in a 19th-century slave insurance office? This troubling intersection was just one piece of Dr. Sonia Hazard’s full book talk on how the American Tract Society built a massive 19th-century mass media empire.

#cf97 goal of the day for March 2, 2026: September 11, 2013 - MLS Toronto FC 1-1 Chicago Fire - Dilly Duka 20'

#BadBunny 🇵🇷

*some* people are the worst, and some people are good. #beGood ❤️‍🩹

Me every time I hear or read the words “Jeff Probst”:

What #donald saw 😏 🇨🇳 🇺🇸

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Liz says we’re going to fix it. I’m with her.

To find your way through the disturbing maze of Looking for Fael, you'll need a very specific breadcrumb trail 🥖 Use your Game Leaf, solve weirdly familiar puzzles, and activate mysterious beacons to unlock new rooms… and new dimensions 👀

James Tallarico speech in mid June 2024 He nailed it !! 2028 ????

I’m having a middle-aged moment (not a seniors moment as I’m still gorgeous) Came to cinema to finally watch Devil Wears Prada 2 but got here at 10.20 instead of 11.20 and proceeded to walk into the wrong cinema 🤪 I’m currently watching the new Nick Jonas film Power Ballad I’m the only here 😭

Game never ceases to surprise me! #stardewvalley #stardewvalleygame #gaming #sasquatch #stardew

Can't build nearby enemy units anymore 👀 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #indiegame #RTS #gamedev

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to my overwhelmed baddies doing their best: you are not alone and i’m so incredibly proud of you. the amazing thing is just on the other side and you’ve got this! #overwhelmed #selflovejourney #mentalhealth #doitmessy #yougotthis

Seems I need something lighthearted to finish up this dreadful year. My very 'big guy' bear uses a small tree for a little extra action to scare a raccoon and turns and smiles. Yes he does. And I am smiling too. You cannot not love bears.

FOH I'm the coldest. 🥹

The song 👇

The FCC is trying to get Jimmy Kimmel fired (again).

The Scottish Government's home energy scheme is six times more expensive to administer than the equivalent scheme in England and Wales, while also leading to a stalling number of green energy installations. 1/2

Trump is trying to spend billions in taxpayer funds to create a ballroom for him and his rich friends. All while Americans struggle. Today, Oversight Dems are fighting him in court to end this vanity project.

Which clown cutie are you? I made these little guys to be stickers but I wanted to try out a video like this :) (Repost with watermark) #cute #silly #animal #clown #digitalart #illustration #characterart #procreate #art

The "Field of Honor" display of 250 American flags at Brownsburg Town Hall was installed to honor veterans. Each flag is a tribute to an individual veteran, with proceeds benefiting the Indiana National Guard Relief Fund.

...Esdeath leaves the bar with me on a leas- i mean what cool art really pretty

Missile interceptor debris in Kuwait:

OH NO GALVINI!!! #restitched

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @tvdean.bsky.social 🎉🥳 Hope you have a great day and thanks for another year of fun and friendship.🤗

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