*Through* his pants. With one of these:

‘Let’s all *dance* like no one’s shooting!’ <3🔫

The State:

@amplifyukraine.eu TW: NSFL A ZZboy going home. <vid> RuZZians Go Home! please. and thank u. 🙏 —all glory to the heroes.

Anyhoo— here’s Wonderwall:

Recorded this for someone else for funzies; thought I’d post it here as well. Lovitz’s pathological liar character, mixed with this one,— reminds me of someone.

But a scratch … glory to the heroes of Ukraine Our thought, our song Will not die, will not perish… Oh there, people, is our glory, Glory of Ukraine!

SHELBYVILLE, Ind. — Shelbyville Mayor Scott Furgeson was caught on camera insulting his own constituents and insinuating that everyone with “No Data Centers” signs in their yards were poor renters living in “shitty houses.”

Part 2 of 2 (overlap becu I suck at editing) Zoomed In Agin Innit

Anyway,…here’s Wonderwall

Former US Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Netanyahu: "He told me in July 2009 that the Iranian regime was fragile and would crumble at the first attack. I told him then he was dead wrong — that he was underestimating the resilience of the Iranians. This is what he's been trying to sell for years"

Brooke from San Diego speaks on ICE activity there, rapid response efforts for immigrants, and the city’s solidarity and community support. Growing up alongside undocumented immigrants in Escondido, she vows to protect them.. She also urges people in the area to help do the same.

Entracte! 🍿🍻🏒🫰🏻 Intermission! 🍿🍻🏒🫰🏻 #GoHabsGo 🔵⚪️🔴

Where does your money go? When you choose Signalise, your investment stays in the community. 🌍 Unlike private agencies that prioritize profit for shareholders, we reinvest our surplus back into the Deaf community and the professionals who support it.

#shakira rises to the occasion at @littlecaesarsarena.bsky.social @313presents.bsky.social

I can guarantee you there's absolutely nothing Trump could do to make these people feel otherwise.

Cirie and Dee’s Corona commercial #Survivor50

Pam Bondi was a total disgrace: wildly inept, deeply corrupt, and solely focused on protecting Trump. Her behavior during the Epstein hearing was disgusting. The worst AG in American history—and it ain’t close. Good. Riddance. Let’s hope Hegseth gets the axe next.

⚽ 3ª Andaluza Sénior (Málaga) – Grupo 4 | Jornada 25 F.C. Marbellí "B" vs Peña Compadres "B" 📍 Polideportivo Santa María Chapas 🗓 12/04/26 | 20:00h 📺 Emitido por Marbella Directo 🎙 Narrado por Diego Partida Encuentro exigente en la recta final del campeonato. ⚽🔥

About to be playing this on rotation 🔥 #FeelinLikeABucket #WNBA

One of three wedding photoshoots that were going on around city hall today at the same time.

Preakness 151: Howard County Executive Calvin Ball's pick is in! What's your pick? LIVE UPDATES: https://bit.ly/4eQNTTc  PREAKNESS GUIDE: https://bit.ly/4dyjmHj

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MacKenzie Gore has been absolutely dealing tonight despite an ugly road ERA this season. The Rangers southpaw notches back-to-back strikeouts of both Neto and Trout with the filthy curveball he has going today.

The InterLink Taj Mahal Testnet isn’t about speed it’s about true finality, clear execution, and real-world usability. #InterLink #ITL #ITLG #blockchain

Meet the newest addition to our family, YUKI (means snow in Japanese). She is apx 7 yo lab mix and the big love Shes gonna be spoiled rotten, just like all our rescue babies A #fyp #adoptdontshop #rescuedo #spoileddog #yuki

Sunday Salute. 🫡

74,00 Meter – und plötzlich Weltspitze. Diskuswerfer Steven Richter über den Ausnahme-Wurf, Top-Bedingungen und warum er trotzdem realistisch bleibt. 🎧 Neue Folge Sportstunde ! Glaubt ihr, der deutsche Rekord fällt bald? #Leichtathletik #Diskuswerfen #Sportpodcast #TrackAndField #Olympia2028

Please don’t be mad at my therapist. It’s my fault, not his. #makeup

ok. sure.

Yes or no, vote.

Right! Kash-App!!

⏰ #montrosecolorado residents - it's election time! The City of Montrose Colorado Government municipal elections are THIS TUES 4/7/26 !! Let's come together as a community & take charge of our future by choosing leaders with vision to shape our destiny 💫 #montroseco #elections #indivisible

Director of Research Istanbul @canselcuki.bsky.social joined our podcast to discuss Turkey’s efforts to slow inflation after +2 years of reforms under Finance Min. Mehmet Şimşek. Full episode: www.turkeyrecap.com/p/turkeys-ec...

Retro Fantasy Table Set I made a few months ago👸🎄 Commissions Open: www.fiverr.com/rivermario (Characters, Props, Animations, even NSFW)🤠 #3d #art #gamedev #3dart #fantasy #psx #ps1 #ps2 #psx #n64 #nintendo #playstation #bsky #bluesky #lowpoly #gaming #furniture #commission

#Gaming NBA Wednesdays with Darklrd100 on Twitch.tv!!! #NBA #Basketball #Twitch #NBA2k Join us for an exciting NBA Wednesday gaming session! Watch Darklrd100 play NBA2k25 on Xbox Series S, streamed live by First GenXers Gaming. Don't miss the action at Twitch.tv/firstgenxers. ! #NBA2k #Reels

Magnificent. Majestic. Refined. Palatial. Submitted for its visualization & entertainment value as always. ✨💕🌎 | JamesEdition “Sensation precedes manifestation and is the foundation upon which all manifestation rests.” ― Neville Goddard, Feeling Is the Secret

WOW so the VP thinks we CAN’T “BOO” him 🤣🤣🤣 That’s funny cause I think it’s our job to tell him how much he SUCKS👎🏻👎🏻 #fyp #fdt #boo #vance #yousuck

Q: What was it that made you break with Trump? Trump voter: Just seeing the lies. He put us in a war. He's putting up gold statues of himself. When are people going to wake up? All those stupid rallies I went to... I got rid of my Make America Great Again hat. I can't even believe I wore that hat.

10 million marching Americans is only important if the media covers it.

Sony just announced PS Plus price hikes… AND reports say first-party PlayStation singleplayer games may stop coming to PC. Gamers are furious. #playstation #ps5 #pcgaming #gamingnews

LETS GOOOO JC 🚀

Life just got more difficult for those fighting antibiotic-resistant #superbugs - a Top 10 global public health issue. Researchers at @mcgill.ca @healthsciences.mcgill.ca have discovered enzymes that use a never-before-seen mechanism to confer resistance. https://bit.ly/48ZVXhv

#consumption #brain #slow #folkpunk #songwriter

THE STANKOVEN LINE IS AT IT AGAIN!! 📺: /NHL_On_TNT, /Sportsnet & /TVASports

ICYMI last night’s (4/29/2026) Office Hours livestream highlights 🧵

Come on… we all watched the same hearing. The questions kept coming, and they were coming from her own party. Washington politics moves fast when someone says “something that wasn’t supposed to be said out loud.“ 😂😂😂😂 #PoliticalSatire #WashingtonDrama #StephenMiller #KristiNoem #JohnKennedy

Guess who forgot to announce it. WE'RE GOING IN RAW, PAC-MAN WORLD 2 RE-PAC BABY (over @ www.twitch.tv/maikuvanilla) #VtuberEN

I wish every day was Sunday. 🧞

come on #ZachShort get it #Tigers

Exclusive footage from Iran: Massive flames are visible during a severe fire that broke out on the Stary Interstate in Tehran, near Cyrus Canyon.

So recently I wanted to try my hand at doing some quick dubbing for Mega Man X: Viral Nightmare from @cat_yard_games on YouTube! I got their permission to post it! Both Yammark and X are voiced by me! #ロックマンX6 #MegaMan

Tehran rally: "Lebanon is forever a part of us For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

📖 Dernièrement avait lieu le lancement du livre, Rémi Quirion : entretiens par Claude Corbo, publié aux Éditions du Boréal. Retour sur mon parcours, de mon Lac-Drolet natal aux événements marquants de ma carrière. @fondsrechercheqc.bsky.social Détails : https://tinyurl.com/yeeay7sf

Minister of State for Policing and Crime Sarah Jones tells Sky’s Sophy Ridge ‘So far, two people have been arrested following the protests in Southampton' says the government 'has to take its lead from Henry Nowak's family' who have said they don't want his murder to stir up hatred and tension

March 25 is Tolkien Reading Day. It is also, canonically, the date the One Ring was destroyed. We have a hoodie with both a Shire postcard and a Mordor "Wishing You Were Here" postcard on it. 20% off through Sunday. nerdchicboutique.com/discount/SPR... #Reading #Fantasy #LOTR #TheShire #Mordor

Watch @GreaterGrander’s film TOMASZ, MASTER OF MAYHEM on @pickrelay from @filmhubhq Here's a #free code to watch just for YOU on #iOS or @AppleTV starring @andrewracho @conveniencestorediet apps.apple.com/redeem/?ctx=... #IndieFilm #Mockumentary #ArtComedy #FilmMakerLife #IndieCreator #Streaming

Space saving door solution

Nice move by Nell Angloma, love to see the rookie go to work! #WNBA