My daughter is always roasting me 💀 #standup #comedy #ew

It's the little things that I really need to get over 💀 #microwave #timeleft #skit #2seconds

It's all going to the same place anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️ #thanksgivingdinner #bigassbowls #mixittogether #comedy

I like Fred's new style #freddurst #limpbizkit #hedidit

This week we decided to try using #chatgpt for some slogans 😆 #3dwhitestrips #productreviews

This is how I'm gonna start selling things on Facebook Marketplace #purse #marketplace #selling

My poor mom with her eyebrows 😆 #standupcomedy #standup #eyebrows #mom

Is this how we sell things? #phone #selling #marketplace

The things people have said to me 💀 #smalfeet #standup #comedy #isthatall #sizematters

No ovens, fridges or friendships were harmed during this. Just maybe that cat #standup #comedy #therapy #sober #confessions

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A presión no Contact Center pasa factura á saúde mental. Aguantar a xornada non debe supoñer abusar de pastillas ou cafeína. 💊🎧 Arrancamos un proxecto para escoitarvos e mellorar as condicións de traballo. A túa saúde non se negocia! ✊ #SaúdeLaboral #ContactCenter

“Congress should direct money to urgent needs, not to unsafe and lawless immigration enforcement.” - Greg Chen, Senior Director of Government Relations for @aila.org.

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Useless. That Honda Fit skippin’ right on by on the other hand, not too shabby. #Pinks #ProudBlue 🤣😆😂 💀

Le ciel iranien est désertique ...

New Voices in Congress and a Fight for Fair Wages Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/32904599

Nothing to see here, just Russian drone that got stuck in trees while trying to attack Kyiv. Casual Tuesday in Ukraine

Yesterday, we celebrated the retirement of Cheryl Fish-Parcham after 32 years of extraordinary service on behalf of health care consumers. 🧵

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Fox News host Laura Ingraham keeps calling peaceful ICE protesters “insurgents.” Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/j15zxfjSPy0?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

"I Have No Cognitive" 🫠

All we asked was three little words. 🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day... right? RIGHT? (Most of us said it. One didn't.) 🚨 #MemorialDay #HappyMemorialDay #OfficeLife #OfficeHumor #DarkComedy #Funny #Unhinged #HorrorShort

Will you let HER collect your data? 🤖 W.I.P.

On Monday night, a deal between transit officials and five labor unions ended the strike that shut down the Long Island Rail Road.

May 21, 1992: Johnny Carson welcomed Bette Midler as his final guest on "The Tonight Show."

My face when my 1 one get one free ticket to the “Sports Entertainment show” comes a nifty free red hat:

Mds como não amar 💜🤭

Security Crisis Overshadowed as Trump Interview Turns Personal #WhiteHouse #TrumpNews #OGMNews F. M. P. at OGM News.

🎺 Nous sommes heureux d’annoncer les résultats des concours réguliers 2026-2027! Cette année, le FRQ investit plus de 257 M$ en bourses et subventions de recherche. Nos félicitations! #communautéFRQ 👉 Les détails :https://frq.gouv.qc.ca/le-frq-investit-2574-m-dans-la-recherche-en-2026-2027/

EXPOSED: Staff at Sirenitas Restaurant in Long Beach, CA laughed & called a Black woman “Myyate Grande” — Spanish slang for “Large N*GGER”! They assumed she didn’t understand. Big mistake on their part.

🏘️ In 2026 we should not still have a housing crisis. In government, we will work to ensure everyone has housing they can afford, says Party List candidate Laura Mackintosh. Vote for #Equality on 7th May. Promoted by Jane Evans on behalf of Equality Party, Grosvenor House, CW12 4AB

Pure energy, still going strong.

¡Que Dios bendiga a Estados Unidos!

Skinny Puppy - Hexonexxon Álbum: The Greater Wrong of the Right Live (2005) #SkinnyPuppy #Hexonexxon

One of the things that always fascinates me is what motivates someone to pursue there subject this is Emily’s #health #academia #research #science #phd

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Sony reports losses on Marathon

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Trump says US-EU tariff deal could be struck within the hour, but says he won't go lower than 15 percent ahead of his meeting with @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu. #tariffs #trumptariffs #Turnberry

How did sibling directors Arie and Chuko Esiri decide to make 'Clarissa' their second movie? When they couldn't agree, Chuko joked to Katey Rich in their Croisette Conversation (in partnership with Brand Innovators), he just shouted "Mom!" - mrf.lu/-D3t

When you know it's time to shut your computer and go for a walk.

Joint #valentines #photoshoot collaboration, Critter & Sarah as debut Val mind, the host event Critter #streetphotography capture several environmental emotional #portraitshots mist Arctic conditions season.

La conjecture de Riemann concerne les nombres premiers. Tous les zéros non triviaux de la fonction zêta de Riemann ζ(s) ont pour partie réelle ½. Autrement dit, ils sont tous alignés sur une seule droite verticale du plan complexe, la droite critique.

Molly Shevlin was on BBC Scotland last night talking about all the high bills kicking in for the new financial year and how these are impacting people. 👇

PM Cowboy Podcast #49 Thema: Change Dich am Arsch – Warum Veränderung so oft scheitert Gast: Univ.-Prof. Dr. Axel Koch – Autor, Hochschulprofessor, Speaker und einer der pointiertesten Kritiker klassischer Change-Management-Ansätze

@flareusa.bsky.social, @citizensimpeachment.com, and @50501newyork.bsky.social at Hakeem Jeffries South Brooklyn district office on 2/17 People are frustrated and fed up with what is going on. There was so much to be said. People just want to be heard. #Lobby217 #Impeach #AbolishICE

🏀Curry mauling by Rockets in Game 1 of NBA Playoffs. No foul called. Ref expert Technical Fowl breaks down the play. Warriors won 95-85 anyway. #nba #nbaplayoffs #goldenstatewarriors #warriorsvrockets #houstonrockets #stephcurry #nba

Another great past guest to check out for spooky season - Demon Encounter on 4th Floor Creepiest Experience with Tim Dennis from Darkness Radio Full Conversation Still Available www.EpicRealmsMedia.com

Bad news: I have pirated a sailboat Good news: I have a sailboat

+20$ 💙 +50$ 💛 💰 $2'276 (26%) collected so far! 😍 Thank you, dear all! 💓 📡 $1'649 To Go for funding long-term surveillance system that will boost our unmanned forces' reconnaissance capabilities up to 30km deep ✌️

Actually, that reminds me of this video. "The economy is fine" because all it measures is how much the wealthy can extract from us, not whether we can actually afford to live.

Roni ...

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Strong Teaira McCowan screen to free up Courtney Williams for a middy.

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TONIGHT at 9:30 on SOPBS: The Highwaymen Live at Nassau Coliseum Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson perform their hits in this 1990 concert at the Nassau Coliseum; songs include "Big River," "Me & Bobby McGee." Become an SOPBS Member at donate.sopbs.org/sopbs/donate

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📺 Enyel De Los Santos poncha a Spencer Horwitz después de los turnos al bate.