Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

This week we decided to try using #chatgpt for some slogans 😆 #3dwhitestrips #productreviews

Receiving this made getting sober worth it #comedy #localcomic #certified

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

Doing anything to try & get my daughter to interact with me 😆 #girldad #daddydaugther #wig

Who's been messing with my phone 😆 And I'll wait for the "Don't lie, that was you" jokes.#greenscreen #events #footaction

Pat gets a little excited when setting up our scenes 😆 #greenscreen #podcast #sceneproductions

I've started a movement I did not intend 😆💀 #microwave #timeleft #comedy

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Has anyone else ever gotten this with their pain medication prescription? #medicine #medication #prescription

⭕Le bilan de la mort du massacre #Israélien à #Deir-Qanoun_Al-Nahr la nuit dernière s'élève à 12 — 11 des personnes tuées appartiennent à la même famille.

Married with Children Season Finale Promo Recorded May 21, 1995 on FOX/WPMT 43 in Philadelphia, PA #promotion #advertisement #TVshow #seasonfinale #MarriedwithChildren #FOX

Big announcement: we are expanding access to youth jobs across King County government! Today we are launching YouthWorks, a new web app that connects people ages 16 to 24 with paid internships and volunteer opportunities. Learn more and apply at kcyouthworks.org

Release the Trumpstein files!! Stop the cover up! The pervert belongs in prison not in the White House! #PedoPres #NotMyPresident #FuckTrump #TrumpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles chips-gifs.com/page_2 👇

President Trump arrived in China to meet with President Xi Jinping, as they are expected to discuss several issues including trade, the war in Iran and Taiwan. More: https://tinyurl.com/3kdc99up 

In the room, at the table in yesterday's Financial Services hearing, I called for an investigation into Kristi Noem. Hours later, she was fired. When I speak up, people listen. Accountability isn't optional — it's required. I'll never stop fighting for you. #ThePeoplesCongressman

Чем заменить капроновые колготки? #нанопластик #пластик #иммунитет #здоровье Международная экспертная конференция «Нанопластик: скрытые связи и возникающие риски», которая прошла 24 февраля 2026 года в Европейском парламенте в Брюсселе. Оригинал youtu.be/EZony1cFgjk на ру youtu.be/ha6T0t0q7JA

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Doing this to an ICE agent would cure my depression, I just know it.

New podcast episode: Microsoft Drops Claude Code for GitHub Copilot Desktop Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

DRAIN BRAMAGE!!!! He got his RING BELLED during the match!!!!😅😀🤣😁😄😆😂

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We keep getting told that Americans are too divided to agree on anything. But is that actually true? Let’s talk about it… 🧵(1/3)

🧠✨ #UnconsciousExperiences – How the #brain processes #information 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... 🎥 youtu.be/hoqiI_TElv4 #Zoomposium #GodehardBrüntrup #Attention #Consciousness #Cognition #PhilosophyOfMind #PhenomenalConsciousness #CognitiveNeuroscience #Perception #Thinking

Trump’s lips move. He lies.

Design and Engineering Technician, St John's Leatherhead. Closes: 09/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/e3hn5z. #independentschooljobs #surreyjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

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this afternoon, sunny, with a high near 61. south wind around 18 mph. tonight, partly cloudy. low around 51, with temperatures rising to around 53 overnight. south wind 15 to 20 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. wednesday, mostly cloudy. high near (1/2)

Russell Mean explains native matriarchy and how it differs from patriarchy. #Indigenous #Matriarchy

And there goes Darth Maul, down the hole to a spider-like future, but luckily not like Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West. We don't need that evil lol

Cristhian Mosquera gets a yellow card for time wasting...in the 46th minute 🫣

🔪❤️‍🩹 Fangs for coming to my #DBD Jason Voorhees PTB stream! Special fangs to Felix_Viserion for the funny Clips! ❤️‍🩹🔪 🏕️🩷 We Raided @glussy.bsky.social! She was also playing the #DeadByDaylight Friday The 13th public test build! 🩷🏕️ 👇🔗 Vermi's channel in replies! 🔗👇 [ #Vtubers | #TwitchStreamers ]

I was absolutely OBSESSED with Michael as a kid (video about that coming tomorrow)! It feels so good to be back in that #MJ craze again. 💕 #michaeljackson #michaeljacksonmovie #michaelmovie #mjmovie

Pony Express Pkwy @ Ranches Pkwy, EAG 🕒 10:14 AM - 10:45 AM MT 🌡️ 68→72°F | Overcast→Clear 📍: 40.362331,-111.976785

Jmail.world ICE agents 'allegedly' r*ping young girls at ICE detention centers🇺🇸😢

Residents and environmental activists are demanding a halt to construction after a luxury resort project, backed by #JaredKushner and #IvankaTrump, began work near the protected Narta Lagoon on Albania's southern coast. www.instagram.com/reel/DY-VCrq...

"They were the better team. Sometimes it's that simple," Atkinson said about the Pistons win over the Cavs. Video: Paris McGee Jr., Cleveland.com

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In a world that devalues people who are dependent and who require something of us, Jesus shows us the beauty in cherishing them. ❤️ Church is a place where we can not only care for these people, but learn something from them. Listen to the full conversation: linktr.ee/savedbythecity

We’re part of the Metroidvania Fusion Festival! ⚔️ 🪓 Janosik – free retro adventure of highlander legends 🪓 Janosik 2 – a wilder journey 👾 B.I.O.T.A. – mutant-filled sci-fi chaos 💰 The Looter – explore Tortura and wishlist now Grab your weapon and celebrate Metroidvania! 🤝 @humanqube.bsky.social

A selection of my published stock photos that have come to light in the last few months. Thanks to the media outlets who chose to use my work. www.calvertphoto.co.uk/licensing #suffolkphotographer #suffolkcoast #aldeburgh #stockphotography #stockphoto #sizewellc #property #photodump

Ready to hit the jackpot in healthcare innovation? Register in the next 24 hours and you could win 1 of 3 $100 Visa gift cards! Start your HIMSS26 experience with extra spending money for your Vegas adventure. 🕒 Register by Saturday, Jan 10 at 10:00 AM CT to enter! https://bit.ly/4oV3iUI

BC Greens to drop agreement with BC NDP, World Safer Internet Day and Cuba travel uncertainty amid fuel shortage Catch up on all the local conversation with today's Ryan & Lisa podcast: www.iheart.com/podcast/1300...

Good Morning 😃 U inglorious #NAFO 🦊🧑‍💻🤪 basterds & #KpsZSU #USF #AFU 🇺🇦 warriors 🪖 fighting for western democracy! "The graveyards are full of indispensable men" - DeGaulle🇫🇷 For some must watch, while some must fight while others sleep. So runs the world 🌎 […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

Greetings all, I wanted to do a picture inspired by the Studio Ghibli film, Only Yesterday. I hope you all like it! #Artist #Artwork #DailyArt  #studioghibli #sketch

Looking for hair inspo? This is a must for the spring and summer seasons 🌼 🎥: @africanjawn . . #spring #hairstyle #hairinspo

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In this clip from the Sumud Podcast, Mo Hamzeh responds to a professional who regrets speaking out for Palestine after facing career consequences.  🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com 📲 Follow @dredhasan | @sumudpod

🇬🇧🇺🇸 Entry into the UK has been denied to Cenk Uygur, who had been scheduled to speak at SXSW London and Oxford.

The new trailer for AEW's July PPV, Redemption, in Montreal, Quebec. Sunday July 26th. The latest PPV before ALL IN 2026. 🎟️ Tickets on sale at AEWTix.com

Storm Crow Manor cont'd: Check out the waiting room! It included a wild array of $1-2 machines, including one that will predict your death—and assures you in the fine print that if you die some other way, your estate can contact them to be refunded 100% of that $1. 😂 #authorlife #tiac2026

Boualem Sansal : «Médiatiquement, ça a été un coup formidable pour le gouvernement algérien», dans #LaGrandeInterview #cnews #sansal #ecrivain #algerie

🤯 The mother of this Russian soldier was congratulated on him missing in action. He saw the video.

LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ZenlessZoneZero

How the Spirit of God Can Change Your Day! #BookTok, #Bookstagram, #ReadingSlump, and #BookTokFavorites. #ChristianBooks https://loom.ly/1_aDwMw Deepen your faith with "Spirit Calling," the ultimate daily devotional for spiritual growth.

Junior School Support Assistant (From August 26) 1 Year Fixed Term, PT, George Heriot's School. Closes: 15/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/hcqmyg. #independentschooljobs #scotlandjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social