I feel like this show set me up for failure 😆 #standup #comedy #fail

My poor mom with her eyebrows 😆 #standupcomedy #standup #eyebrows #mom

Who's been messing with my phone 😆 And I'll wait for the "Don't lie, that was you" jokes.#greenscreen #events #footaction

Doing anything to try & get my daughter to interact with me 😆 #girldad #daddydaugther #wig

"We need to talk." The hell we do. #standup #comedy #weneedtotalk #relationships

Whoever was with Billy had no problem pointing out his flaws 😆 #standupcomedy #smallhands #smallfeet #bald

Just out here makin' people feel better about themselves #standup #comedy #therapy

I like Fred's new style #freddurst #limpbizkit #hedidit

This lady's boyfriend related to what I was saying so much. I feel ya, bro. #standup #comedy #timeleft #microwave

Love the support I get from my fellow comedy folks. Also, tell Alexander sorry for posting this 😆💀 #comedy #standup #bigworm #friday

With no one else will to show up, North Koreans are for the first time taking part in the dictator's May 9th propaganda parade, somehow aimed at filling the void but achieving the opposite effect.

A fitting sendoff for Stephen Colbert from his friend Jon Stewart with a surprise appearance from the great Andra Day – inspiring us all to Rise Up.

hey just wanted to say Thank You to everyone following and engaging with Mimmers on bsky. i post photos and quirky captions of my chubbers of a cat. i just want it to bring you joy. 😽 #cats #CatsofBlueSky #BlueSkyCats #CatsOnBlueSky #cattos #catpics #Catspotting #HouseCats #CatLovers #Cat #ねこ部 #ねこ

“Their mantra is antiquated and offensive” Andy & @lewisgoodall.com from @newsagents.bsky.social ask why the Royal Family hasn’t done its own investigation into Andrew’s links to Epstein Watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #EpsteinFiles #PrinceAndrew #RoyalFamily

🔵BIG NEWS EVERYONE!🟢 The time has come for me to debut my new PNG! I am so excited to show everyone I will be debuting it on Friday 5/29 starting @7 PM EST time and I will also be diving into a new game Star Wars Outlaws🌌👽️ Make sure you are following so you don't miss a thing👇️ twitch.tv/peterpan_32

❗️[ 🇧🇴 BOLIVIE ] 🔸 Un groupe indigène armé à Chayanta, dans la région de Potosí, annonce se préparer à la guerre et exige la démission de Rodrigo Paz, ses membres étant notamment équipés de fusils Mauser M1933 et M1907.

🇨🇦 The Paradox of Digital Sovereignty Canada asked 11,000 people: How should we govern AI? Then used American AI to read the answers. The irony is almost perfect. But it reveals something profound about the future we're building together. New Heliox episode 🎧 www.buzzsprout.com/2405788/epis...

Chipotle’s CEO says customers don’t need to wonder about getting a bigger portion just ask for it.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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So the other day during our 4 year aniversary on twitch, @sashera.bsky.social told us about the magical snack from the land down under, Uncle Toby's Oats! And thanks to Rujii capturing this scrungily moment in animation, we can all enjoy Love ya bean <3 #Femboy #Vtuber #Kobold #Furry #Fy #Animation

I do pay for a housekeeper twice a month. Now all I'm missing is a woman to show up every few weeks dressed in a rubber body suit to run around my house.

Seman de turismo a puro Rocky Conocelo en Proyecto Fin del Mundo, ahora, solo en cines

Thank you, Stephen💙 You changed the game and rocked our world… Rock on.

A Rival Mafia Families Romance novel available in ebook and print! @Amazon #MafiaRomance #ForbiddenLove #RomanticSuspense

At #PMQs, Keir Starmer said Lord Doyle “did not give a full account of his actions” in campaigning on behalf of a man charged with child sex offences Kemi Badenoch accused the PM of “always putting the Downing Street boys club first” What did you make of it? Share your #ThreeWordReviews👇 #Peston

🔗 https://wfts.tv/4dAMyxg  The community is reacting to a video many say shows a Hillsborough County teacher engaging in a racist act in front of her students. Tampa Bay 28's Keely McCormick walks us through what we know at this point.

I miss when I didn't know what a "mortgage" was. 👶 #childhood #adulting #renting #nostalgia

El IBEX 35 cierra con una subida del 2,24% y alcanza los 18.387 puntos. rtve.es/play/24-horas/

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Trump is letting Stephen Miller run the same playbook again: troops in cities, families torn apart, people targeted for speaking out. I signed this petition to speak out because this feels urgent. I hope you’ll join me. app.sosha.ai/s/dhXnywrI

Kawoosh, With the new series on the way, why not love the sounds of sci-fi favourite. twitch.tv/dexterdownunder

Lavis dinner hosted by senior London journalist Asad Nawaz in honor of friends. لندن کے سینئر صحافی اسد نواز کی جانب سے دوستوں کے اعزاز میں دعوت

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2 Congressman Maxwell Alejandro Frost @RepMaxwellFrost ‼️UPDATE: I just got out of “ #AlligatorAlcatraz.” Here’s what I learned about the facility closing: 2/3

Why are so many young people in the UK not in work or education? Nye Cominetti breaks down one important factor ⤵️

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"Österreich erneuern heißt: Sanierung des Budgets, Etablierung der Reformpartnerschaft, um gemeinsam mit Ländern und Gemeinden Österreich effizienter zu gestalten & auch die Vereinfachung von Bestimmungen durch #Bürokratieabbau." @chriswiederkehr.bsky.social #bilanz #erneuerung #budget

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter K? (First or Last) #filmsky #moviesky #tvsky Kevin Daniels

Iness Munkomobwe survived Zambia's worst drought in a generation. Without a husband. Without cattle. Without chemical fertilizer. 💪🏾 Just nature, knowledge, and determination. ➡️ Episode 6 of Nature Answers is out NOW 🎧 bit.ly/3Pw1a9f #NatureAnswers #Zambia #WomensStories #OrganicFarming #FarmRadio

As American cities prepare to host the Olympics and FIFA World Cup, rapidly evolving drone technology is outpacing the systems state and local governments rely on to secure large public gatherings. 👀 ⚽ 🏅 📰 ➡️ statescoop.com/drones-secur... #FIFAWorldCup #FWC26 #LA28 #2028Olympics

This post has no hashtags… if it reaches you, you're a true Turn-Based Tactics fan! 💥

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Terra Invicta has officially launched into 1.0! Defend Earth from an alien invasion while navigating complex global politics and expanding your reach across the Solar System. Take command of your fleet in deep, tactical space battles. Get it on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1176470/...

if one asks a favor of the bog witch sealed in a jar, and she makes the jar, and one later makes themselves loathed to the bog witch, those favors will turn into rot and decay sometimes on far grander scales than anything the bog witch would have thought of doing at the time

2/ During a recent episode of "The King's Hall" podcast, Brian Sauvé, a pastor at the Refuge Church in Utah, argued that the U.S. government should adopt "just laws" from the Bible, including those that call for the death penalty for disobedient sons. ⁠

Episode 25 of Total Nileation, the podcast that brings you the good news they don’t report is out now! Available wherever you get your podcasts. 🦎 Lizards can regrow tails. Starfish can regrow arms. Axolotls can regrow basically anything. Mammals? Not so much… until now. 📎 Sources: Ars Technica

We give Israel over $15 billion a yr. They have free healthcare, free education, and social programs funded by your tax dollars. And they also buy weapons that they use to kill human beings that they don’t like. Does your representative accept donations from AIPAC?

Should children be allowed in first class? #news #travel

Whatever your opinion on Brexit is, I don't think it should be controversial to say that in order to re-join the EU, there should be consent of the people.

You do not have to follow illegal orders. You are not alone. The War Resisters League supports conscientious objectors, G.I. resisters, and military families. www.warresisters.org/gi-rights-re...

A fuel shortage has begun in Crimea due to strikes by the AFU. Russians are whining about "serious logistical problems," while people on the peninsula are storming gas stations that still have supplies left to fill up using fuel coupons.

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Dylan Harper is so impressive, man. Tough bucket. #NBA Threads

Over the past four years, the Ukrainian people have fought heroically to defend their home against Russia’s unprovoked invasion. Now, Trump is letting Putin rake in billions of dollars to fuel his war of conquest. Here’s how:

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Countries worldwide have pledged to reach net zero by 2050. The green revolution promises to change daily life, but can we adapt fast enough? Are We Ready for Net Zero? Watch free on knowledge.ca #knowledgenetwork #netzero #climatechange #carbonneutral #greenrevolution