I thought someone called 911 on my set #openmic #standup #caughtoffguard

Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

Damn you owl from those #tootsiepop commercials

I've started a movement I did not intend 😆💀 #microwave #timeleft #comedy

This lady's boyfriend related to what I was saying so much. I feel ya, bro. #standup #comedy #timeleft #microwave

Doing anything to try & get my daughter to interact with me 😆 #girldad #daddydaugther #wig

Look what else you can do with some old #restaurant #baskets & some old #bar #coasters

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

If there's one good thing about it being absolutely frigid in Wisconsin, it's onesies. #wisconsin #chappedlips #adultonesie

Whoever was with Billy had no problem pointing out his flaws 😆 #standupcomedy #smallhands #smallfeet #bald

Liberal MP Taleeb Noormohamed defends Ottawa-Alberta MOU: "If you listen to what Avi Lewis said, and you listen to Pierre Poilievre, one is saying we've gone too far, one is saying we're not doing enough. This is, I believe, the just right approach, dealing with where we are in this moment."

NOTHING TO SEE HERE..... Nothing unusual, it's just that the mayor of Lima (Peru) decided to test an electric shocker for the police on his own advisors They say he volunteered. #AureFreePress #News #press #peru

Archons Think∵They pit our foreparents against eachother they can break our U N I T Y. #∵PRECEDENTholdsTHAT❌️1️⃣TRUELLYbelieves In existence there's another precedent that We The People of Gaia're fooled into ignoring. Comandments in favor of fighting for a #GangOfxenophobic&greedyPedos. #LOVE🫂 🗽🧑🏽‍💻🗳

It’s underappreciated just how many European cities are still figuring out bike infrastructure. Most aren’t Denmark or the Netherlands. Geneva, for example, doesn’t seem much better than the average North American city. Fantastic transit doesn’t necessarily translate to cycling.

Let’s try this again this year, but better

Today on National Employee Appreciation Day, we celebrate the engineers, operators, analysts, economists, technologists, and all the people who power New York every day. Learn more about who we are and what we do: https://www.nyiso.com/about-us

I didn't know that Earl Warren used sending Japanese Americans to concentration camps to help with the governorship. And it has me thinking that people can change, but only if the incentives do.

The West Wing S02E01 - In the Shadow of Two Gunmen (1) Clip number 0110 #TheWestWing

Excerpt from the panel discussion at #WLF2024 titled, പ്രിയ കഥയും എഴുത്തനുഭവങ്ങളും | Favorite Stories and Literary Experiences. Panelists: U K Kumaran, Priya A S, Ambikasuthan Mangad Moderator: Bipin Chandran

🔴Libertad con cautelares para los dos principales detenidos por un supuesto fraude de siete millones de euros al Servicio Murciano de Salud ▪️Se les imputa cinco delitos 🎙️Isabel Cegarra | @rtvemurcia.bsky.social

1430-foot upper yosemite falls 900 feet below! A favorite memory from such a wildly beautiful day in the valley earlier this year. No where else in the world is there a more dramatic meeting of water, sky & rock than Yosemite Valley. #hiking #california #yosemite #yosemitefalls #YosemiteValley

Have you made this super common mistake? I DEFINITELY have. 😅 But hooopefully I've helped my online pole students avoid the same fate! #poledance #slinkthroughstrength #homepole #poleathome

You’re mad because white people were the minority at this high school? Why? Does this country not treat minorities well or something?

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#OnThisDay in 2014, Sue Jones returned as Pam Willis after an 18 year absence #Neighbours #BringBackNeighbours

🤠✨🛏️ My stay at the Four Seasons Hotel Austin was next-level thoughtful. A beautiful room with a balcony—and ✨ A cookie of my BRAVE-ish book cover
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✨ Borderline Personality Disorder Awareness Week ✨ We join the global community in raising awareness of #BPD 💙 Each day this week: expert videos 🎥 🎓#ESSPD, who explains what BPD is and invites you to #ESSPDCongress2026

This is an abridged version of a video I made for my YouTube channel. It's a distilled version of a speech Trump gave last summer. Trump certainly thinks of himself as a great orator. MAGAs, now you can get the full impact of Trump in all his glory and still have time to head to the liquor store.

U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has confirmed reports today by the Washington Post that work has begun to design a $250 bill featuring the portrait of President Donald J. Trump.

Defendant Trump. The 'Big Bad Wolf' fled the country[Scotland/Ireland] to 'Huff and Puff' like a boar[intact male pig]🐖 about testifying during the E. Jean Carroll trial. Judge Kaplan even extended the time to allow for it. Trump didn't show up, he was still a no-show.

Today, the South Carolina legislature put forth bills that pave the way for redistricting before the 2026 midterm elections. The country, and the world, will be watching what we do from now until November. Let’s go save our state and country, together.

Let’s go!!!!! #KnicksTape

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I'm having sex with my husband 💦 #nintendo #pokemon #disney #roythefox

look at u… waiting for approval like that 😭 #femdom #cuckhold #findom #sph #joi #stroke #tiny #cage #slave #sissy #mistress #domme #mommy

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He just makes everyone look so small.

Paul Johnson, The DJ and Producer Behind the Scenes Discover the creative world of Paul Johnson, from powerful remixes to memorable collaborations that helped shape his identity in house music. #PaulJohnson

Some lasers are a bicycle. Some are a sedan. This one is a Ferrari. 🏎️ Meet Candela GentleMax Pro Plus — the most advanced laser hair removal machine on the planet. Why it's better: 🚲 Bicycle laser: Slow, painful, only works on pale skin with dark hair 🚗 Sedan laser: Okay, but limited skin ton

Any char ask why cant go back on deal&2ndchar say must honor word&char wont take money in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, GoT, Shogun, Star Wars, One Piece? Char:After receive money,cant I go back on deal?Forget it.Not take money 2ndChar:How can businessperson go back on deal?You've to honor your word

Look at this boy, flirting in english and melting his Eiw. Love the scene, was so sweet. All the things he whisper to Eiw between kisses 🥹 #MyOnly12Percent #ThaiBL

Puppy economics. Supply and demand with bones! #pupplay #bones #supplychain #economics

The day her daughter was born, definitely the best thing that's ever happened to her.

Peeps are better fresh, not stale. This is the Way. #peeps

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The party's all done, but the work around the farm never stops in #BattleRiverCrowfoot. Today's task is moving a fence line! This is #OurHomeOurRiding and #OurCountry

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STREAM TIME! Today my bestie JOHN is joining us! We're on the closing chapters of #Warcraft 3! Right now we're playing as the Scourge: a zombie plague sent by demonic aliens! Click the link below! twitch.tv/psychotripstreams #WoW #WoWClassic #Gamesky #streaming #streamer

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Impariamo ad amare e a rispettare il nostro pianeta e soprattutto a non inquinarlo siccome é già malato!🌎 #terra #earth #planet #pianetaterra #giornatamondialedellaterra

Bees are some of nature’s most impressive engineers. Here’s why hexagons are the perfect shape for their honeycomb. 🐝

🇺🇸🇺🇦President Zelenskyy said Secretary Rubio or Trump administration envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner have “never been” to Kyiv.

Cheryl Miller and Sue Bird discuss the Indiana situation #WNBA

“This is not a war between Hezbollah and Israel, this is a war on the Lebanese people." Lebanese-American academic and author Fawaz Gerges has the figures to emphasise why he is against the mainstream media narrative that the current conflict in Lebanon is between the Israeli army and

Gaming History for May 20th - Mario Tennis Open!

#FatCatPay #Inequality @highpaycentre.bsky.social makes sure the facts are evident

🌡️ El consejero de Ayuso se ríe del calor en las aulas: "El calor a lo mejor es fuente de inspiración" 💬 "A este señor el calor le ha afectado a las neuronas", afirma Gloria Marcos en #MalasLenguas

ABS overturned in #WhiteSox at #Twins (Top 6). Chase Meidroth challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Brennan Miller | Upheld 50.9% (28/55). Later: Chase Meidroth flies out to right fielder Austin Martin.

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