I like Fred's new style #freddurst #limpbizkit #hedidit

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

It's the little things that I really need to get over 💀 #microwave #timeleft #skit #2seconds

One shining light, hey? #fatmax #flashlight #products

Has anyone else ever gotten this with their pain medication prescription? #medicine #medication #prescription

These #receipts seem a bit 🤏🏻 long #cvs #scroll

Love the support I get from my fellow comedy folks. Also, tell Alexander sorry for posting this 😆💀 #comedy #standup #bigworm #friday

Is this how we sell things? #phone #selling #marketplace

Why do people keep asking me this 💀 #google #symptoms #webmd #comedy

I feel like this show set me up for failure 😆 #standup #comedy #fail

The Scotia-Glenville Board of Education has voted to close the Glen-Worden Elementary School. The plan was approved 5-2.

HASSETT: Core inflation has barely moved QUICK: But producer prices moved up more than anticipated too. And by the way, we were at inflation that was above target even before the Iran war HASSETT: But it was headed in the right direction by quite a bit

“I’m fed up with listening to right wing clap trap.” ⁦ Jenny trying to establish facts rather than fear and paranoia when discussing immigration.

#democracymatters #wethepeople ##strongertogether

Remember to stay hydrated! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

A(nd)-1 PRIME DEAN WADE. @deanwade3232 | #LetEmKnow

#KNICKS #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies 👊🏽💥

Small objects can show that gravity is real. The Cavendish experiment proved that even tiny masses pull on each other, showing gravity works everywhere, not just between planets. Original post

We spend far too much time arguing with bots on social media. How do we combat this? Add your follower count next to your username. If everyone does this it's a simple way to show who's real and who's a bot.

BWX Technologies won more than $1.4B in new contracts from the U.S. Naval Nuclear Propulsion Program to support nuclear-powered submarines and aircraft carriers. #BWXT #Navy #Nuclear #Defense #Military #Energy #USNavy #DefenseTech

Bees die after they sting you, right? Not so fast! #insects #science #nature #biology #entomology

“Bob says, Hey, why don’t we all get up and play — we’ve had a few beers, right — and you can sing! […] [E]very time I get near the microphone, Dylan comes running up and just starts singing this rubbish in my ear, trying to throw me off.” - George More at www.instagram.com/reel/DU8ogNb....

Getting the parry timing down was the best thing today. @aer0blue.bsky.social #2XKO

There’s more than one way to say “Iran.” And according to linguists, those differences can carry meaning, from political identity to how closely a speaker aligns with native pronunciation.

This sound is from project Poetica Vaginal. As a 🖕 to pearl clutchers over the nudes on the pioneer plates, Joe Davis collected sounds of vaginal contractions and turned them into…this…and broadcast it into space. Imagine aliens picking this up… 🤣

Myself on behalf of @jurassicoutpost.bsky.social played Kyoryu at SXSW #dinosaurs #gamimg Wishlist now: store.steampowered.com/app/3183080/Ky…

THEY STARTED AGAIN. THIS TIME VICTIM WAS A 90 YEARS OLD MAN WHO WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP. ALSO SAME FUCKER HIT MY FRIEND.

How do you organize your books? My new shelves arrived damaged a week ago and had to be sent back, or else I'd give you a tour. 😭 #booksky #authorsky #bookishquestions

“Crazy Taxi” fans might want to buckle up SEGA has started teasing a new announcement related to the iconic franchise.

The first time we ever performed in the UK, at Barden's Boudoir on 4th February 2009. #FutureIslands20

MY FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT TO ME ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!

Reports indicate Israeli forces set fire to displaced Palestinians' homes in Jabalia camp. #Israel https://osint-signals.com/summary/757

No Kings 3 is memorable for personal encounters and wonderful people. #Protest #Resist #NoKings #LFK

OpenAI's GPT-5.5, Anthropic's $900B Valuation, and IBM's New AI Platform #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

Israeli bulldozer enters Syria amid unclear mot For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Shiny Spiritomb Masuda Hunt #5 #pokemonstreamer #nintendogames #streamer #twitch #twitchstreamer #pokemon #shiny #shinyhunt #shinypokemon #shinyhunting #shinyhunter #shinydex #streaming #nintendo #shinyhunting #promosky #ShinyPokemonStreamer #shinypokemonhunting #Hotones #HotMons

May is Better Hearing and Speech Month, and if you haven't already, this is the perfect time to check in on your communication health. Watch For: 🚩 Frequently asking others to repeat themselves. 🚩 Difficulty following conversations in noisy environments (like a restaurant). buff.ly/ol7hijK

I’m a Black creative but I’m outside of the club. I guess I can’t get in.

Timothy Hudson, the 16-year-old accused of sexually assaulting and killing his stepsister Anna Kepner on a cruise ship, will remain out of jail as the trial starts, a judge ruled Wednesday. More: https://tinyurl.com/bp6p9yc6 

COLLINS: Politically, do you think it's a good idea to put the president's face on a $250 bill when people are struggling to afford gas and groceries? BESSENT: Do you think we should have a 250th celebration? C: But that's happening anyway-- BESSENT: No. It's happening because it's being funded

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Trump doesn’t seem to know if we’re winding down or escalating the war in Iran. Several weeks in, he still can’t clearly define the objective and Congress still hasn’t voted. If there’s no coherent strategy and no end game, why are Americans still risking their lives?

that probably added 6 months to my microwave

bleak times at the state DFL convention. it’s nearly 11pm, we still have Q&A for governor between kobey layne and amy klobuchar and every single pop machine in the mayo civic center is sold out

Yes, A DUMB FUCK !!!!

finally making sense of all the chaos in my head and on my screen #fyp #socialmedia #workflow #creator #productivity

A tour of the newly created presidential walk of fame at the White House was given to Lara Trump, during which a dig at predecessors could not be resisted. 🇺🇸

Rosja to stan umysłu...

Twix or M&M's? (Animation Meme) (Collab with JuanmaToons)

NFL, fans! Do you remember quarterback Kordell Stewart? He played 11 NFL seasosn playing for The Pittsburgh Steelers, Chicago Bears, and The Baltimore Ravens. What are your favorite Kordell Stewart memories? Don't forget to follow Historical Sports Goon for more retro sports-related content

A world where power shapes everything. And every decision has consequences. Tangled Empires series (Anna Harding) For readers of #CoraReilly #RinaKent #TillieCole #darkromance #mafiaromance #obsessivelovebooks #possessivelove #mafiaromancebooks #seriesobsessed #booktok

If I build it accidentally, will people still come? ... Do I have to serve them??? #vtuber #vsky #VCANADA

Papier war gestern? 📄➡️💻
Die eAkte ist längst in der Justiz angekommen und verändert dort die tägliche Arbeit - aber was bedeutet das konkret für den Arbeitsalltag?
Im Video sprechen wir über die Vorteile der eAkte, über die Herausforderungen und den aktuellen Stand der digitalen Aktenführung.

Happy Mother’s Day! 🌹 From your favorite loner.. the black sheep of the family.. who became a single mother out of necessity. 🥲 Manifesting a life where I don’t have to pretend I’m okay or spend every “special” day by ourselves. 🩵 #HappyMothersDay #BlackSheep #Loner #Motherhood #Family

L'Arsenal es dona un bany de masses per oblidar la derrota a la Champions: més d'un milió de seguidors el PSG celebra el títol amb la seva afició també amb una festa multitudinària https://3cat.cat/esport3/larsenal-es-dona-un-bany-de-masses-per-oblidar-la-derrota-a-la-champions/noticia/3412666/

高市、落ち着け！😖

Borrows the worst tactics from the worst people, but it still works. There will always be suckers looking to be fooled.

Today, russia struck Dnipro. The attack set fire to supermarket warehouses and a post office branch. Emergency services are working at the scene. russia doesn't target military sites. It destroys food, postal services, and civilian infrastructure. Help protect 🇺🇦: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

A histórica camisa 10 azul usada por Pelé na final da Copa do Mundo de 1958 vai a leilão na Sotheby’s, em Nova York, avaliada em 6 milhões de dólares (cerca de R$ 30 milhões). ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️ Sibele Negromonte/CB/DA Press #CBReels #CBShorts

ABS overturned in #Guardians at #Yankees (Bot 7). Patrick Bailey challenged the ball call on Colin Holderman's pitch to Austin Wells. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Laz Diaz | Upheld 43.0% (34/79). Later: Austin Wells strikes out swinging.