Don't tell the plumber about this #flushablewipes #feelinfresh #standup #comedy

One shining light, hey? #fatmax #flashlight #products

Sometimes things are just funny #randomthings #standup #comedy

I feel like this show set me up for failure 😆 #standup #comedy #fail

Nothing better at work than some fresh porcelain #standup #comedy #work #bathroombreak

Is this how we sell things? #phone #selling #marketplace

I hope your day was fulfilled #oldwhitedudes #presidentsday #sales

Make sure to check on your Facebook friends before wishing them a happy birthday 😬 #facebook #facebookfriends #happybirthday #standup #comedy

The things people have said to me 💀 #smalfeet #standup #comedy #isthatall #sizematters

Has anyone else ever gotten this with their pain medication prescription? #medicine #medication #prescription

For @chriwebby.bsky.social Love from inpatient.world

🎉Celebrating a decade of EXCELLENCE with ! 🌟 Not only is Beth an exceptional loan officer who consistently delivers top notch service and guidance to her customers, but is also our go-to guru for mastering social media engagement! Beth, thank you for sharing your expertise and empowering our

An encore presentation for today's #BlueskyArtshow #Tall theme. I posted this about a year ago, but these are tall and I like it. #UrbanGaze #Denver #Photography #MobilePhotography #VideoVignette Tokyo Cafe, TVARI (Pixabay)

Governor Shapiro has biting words for JD Vance and his bullshit politics. Democratic governors, getting the job done for the people. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #StarvingChildren #RepublicanShutdown #RepublicansProtectPedofiles #FDT

Amber needs money for college, but all the jobs she’s applied for have turned her down... Luckily, Amber knows there is more than one way to pass an interview... www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZQTJLY7

More good days start with community. This May, CATCH is sharing programs, events, and resources that support mental health for kids, families, and our whole community all month long. #catchiscommunity #MHAM2026 #GoodDaysBuiltTogether

'There are moments when you feel ashamed to be a cop' In the wake of Andy’s exclusive @lbc.co.uk investigation, Neil shares how a few bad apples can affect the reputation and morale of the whole police force Watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #MetPolice #Investigation #podcast

We just filed our 60th lawsuit against this lawless, bullying administration, defending our fair housing laws. We are now in court because HUD’s actions will limit access to housing in Colorado and wrongly suggest that discrimination is acceptable. #Philforgovernor #COpolitics

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#NDTVGroundReport | Delivering a strong message of resilience and defiance, an Iranian woman asserts that they are not afraid and cannot be intimidated.

Noah Wyle: "Congress-pass healthcare workers' tax credit. Medicine is hard enough with the staffing ratio and decades old tuition bills." We must support those whose calling in life is to serve those in need. Their life's mission is to help us. Now, it's our turn to help them.

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I dont trust that everyone on here is actually against trump or that they ain't in fact just government ops at thought control so here is info about coups that i had with ai i use speech 2 text in laziness so mistakes are usually from that.

One of the most important green flags: emotional regulation. When someone stays grounded during conflict, it keeps your nervous system from going into survival mode. Conflict becomes manageable. If you want help building this dynamic, learn more at the link in my bio. #relationshipadvice

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🤍🌙 Ramadan is a time of generosity. In Central African Republic, communities are opening their tables and their hearts to families who fled the war in Sudan – with support from local partners. A reminder that there's always a way to find ways to give: https://bit.ly/4oez2mH

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Democratic congressmen and candidates call Gov Abbott’s call to redraw congressional boundaries mid-decade a “brazen racist power grab,” intended only to serve President Trump’s interests. Four districts are being targeted statewide, but three are in Houston. #TxLege

Stories stretch wide across Alaska’s vast landscape 🏔️ Join PBS Books and the Library of Congress as they explore our literary history through early authors and new on American Stories: A Reading Road Trip. 📅 December 3 at 4 PM AKST on the PBS Books Facebook & YouTube or the PBS App.

Today, 27 May on Cape Town News... 🔥 A brazen broad daylight café shooting shocks Table View 🏫 School placement results open across the Western Cape 💸 Cape Town budget changes return after the tariff court ruling 📍 Catch the full story today at 3 PM!

Make it official and answer the alumni roll call by confirming your place at reunion next week! Graduates from the Class of 2025 and class years ending in 1’s and 6’s are invited to join us at Fordham Law School on May 7, 6:30 pm. 🎟️ : https://www.fordham.edu/school-of-law/alumni/attend/reunion/

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We explore the secrets of longevity. From the "Blue Zones" to the "Plant-Based vs Carnivore" debate, we’re looking at how to heal the body, mind, and soul. Join guests like Integrative Nutrition and Health Coach Kim Ruzycki and renowned Canadian culinary talent Chef Ned Bell.

1.25 MILLION DOLLARS. 💀⚖️ Chud the Builder went from building content to building a legal defense fund real quick. Bond denied? No. Bond doubled? Yes. Save this for the next time someone asks "what's the worst that could happen?"

the US is deploying "soft-kill" microwave weapons, mounted on their blackhawk helicopters that fire energy pulses directly on the brain and disorients the victims. america starts new wars to test their new weapons. no wonder they're aka "the great satan". (Furkan Gözükara)

AB separatists: Why care about a small minority of AB Separatists? Part one of two

An example of the "quality" of birdcam videos with pulp on the lens. 🤣

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Is this considered a DOINK! ?

Lazuli Bunting. Nice to see them again. #Birds #Birding #Arizona

The Ballad for Erika is beyond hilarious, it is genius social commentary masquerading as a Top10 diss track 🔥👊🏻

Są pierwsze informacje z pobytu @wiedzmaewulka.bsky.social nad morzem 👍😜

HE told us before he was elected !! NO ONE LISTENED !!!

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A very warm Thank You to the African Leadership Group for hosting an absolutely wonderful International Women's Day celebration! 🌍💜💫#IWD2026 #InternationalWomensDay #AfricanLeadershipGroup #WomensLeadership

these Bailey vs. Sabrina/Ben updates… can’t say I’m surprised!

Your feet are younger than your head (by fractions of a second) ⏱️ Vlatko Vedral explains how gravity slows time, ever so slightly, closer to Earth’s centre. With today’s atomic clocks, even a few centimetres in height reveals the effect. 🧪 Watch the full talk: youtube.com/watch?v=TKBqNHEHgj0

Meet Tegan who’s one of our longtime customers. In this video, he explains why he orders from Canada Pharmacy Online and why you should too- if you’re looking for more affordable prices!

America isn't great not while we neglect the most needy people in our society we need to stop making bombs making the military industrial complex wealthy beyond their wildest dreams and take care of people👉🏼 isn't the government supposed to be for "we the people" not just the rich and well connected🤨

What the hell

[abt name in FallGuys] 🦋🐕: on the PC it would give you a random name. I think I was something like 'TightSwan' and then a bunch of numbers 💬: TightSwan will be missed 🦋🐕: He served his purpose well. I'm no longer a TightSwan, I'm now a 'Loosey-Goosey' #FeileaVision

“Would one of you like to explain to me what a Moo-off is?” 🐄 Episode Two of Under the Hood is out now!📲 Listen to Ryana MacDonald-Gay and Kalea Moore as they sit down with Kate Mason to discuss it all, from Moo-offs to card chaos and stampedes! 📣 youtu.be/csrPBy8bbrY 🤎| #UnderTheHood

Post by @governor.ca.gov Newsom’s spox. (I added music) The fauxgressives🥀🍉🧱 love to attack Gavin Newsom by using the words “centrist”, “establishment Dem”, and “corporate Dem” as slurs. They call each other *comrades* & brag about taking over the Dem Party with their own billionaire named Tom.🙄

💔 During a recent Russian aerial assault on Kyiv, a terrified fawn was spotted seeking refuge under a car.

as a plus size performer, self care is a non-negotiable. you’re not gonna see me berating myself for not posting on schedule or taking time to recover because this body is the only one I have to carry me through life and she deserves the care she needs. and so do you 🖤 take your self-care avoidant