Sometimes things are just funny #randomthings #standup #comedy

This time we let #chatgpt come up with some #slogans for #keurigcoffeemaker

Well, maybe I'm that guy a LITTLE #soberjourney #standup #comedy #drunkstory

This is how I'm gonna start selling things on Facebook Marketplace #purse #marketplace #selling

I don't think people realize they can turn the beep off their microwave! Now you know so you can let it finish the job. #microwave #timeleft #comedy #petpeeve

Gotta love some humor in ads #advertising #commercials #marketing

Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

It's all going to the same place anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️ #thanksgivingdinner #bigassbowls #mixittogether #comedy

Is this how we sell things? #phone #selling #marketplace

Pat gets a little excited when setting up our scenes 😆 #greenscreen #podcast #sceneproductions

Code compliant sounds safe. It's not. Designing better than code takes expertise, not minimums. Do you know the difference between code compliant and a healthy home? #architecture #smarthomes

Prosperity Preachers are like pyramid schemes #eyesonjesus #discernment #revival #money #generosity

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📣 Success for the first Equity and Exchange Event! Congratulations to the four award-winning presenters! *** 📣 Une journée de l’équité, de la diversité et de l’inclusion couronnée de succès! Félicitations aux 4 présentateurs récompensés ! douglas.research.mcgill.ca/news/a-succe...

Demokratska stranka deli balone “Studenti pobeđuju” kod tehničkih fakulteta.

BREAKING NEWS: Universal Studios goes racist and our theme park expert is here to explain why this is a good thing. youtu.be/XCjqMkRO244?...

Arkansas Primary Runoff and Illinois Primary Summary #elections #2026elections #news

Here's Eco-Cat 🐱 with some positive news about #sustainability achievements in the business world. 🌍 Read more: sustainabilityonline.net/news/multile... ✅

We were so glad to stand with Utah today to protest the data center planned for Box Elder county 🇺🇸 Join us in saying *NO* to the Box Elder data center! For actions you can take to push back, check out @bear_the_fight. For more us, check us out at utahoverpassaction.com #blueresisters #USProtests

The number of victims in Kyiv has increased to 44, - Klitschko, Mayor of Kyiv Of these, doctors hospitalized 28 people, including two children (in moderate condition). Three are in serious condition. Medics provided outpatient care to 16 victims. RBC 🇺🇦 #Ukraine #Russia #Kyiv #Shahed #Kiev

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Mouse Mindfulness 4/29/26 🐭💜 Protecting your peace should always come first🫶🏻 #fyp #mousemindfulness🐭 #mindfulness #quotes #protectyourpeace

Don't mind me, just using my Explore Kit AJ & Lulu are streaming on #youtubegaming & #twitch every Thursday at 7pm PST! #streamer #gaymer #queer #youtube #indiegaming #lgbt #anime #pokemon #retro #pixelgames #rpgmaker #pokopia #cozygaming #cozygames #retrogaming #pokemonecho #fangame

fucking craziest take on the space colony ark flashback in any official piece of sonic media. that's just facts, i'm afraid

They are telling the people that previously hid behind their privilege that they are no longer safe and those of us that are hearing it are the people that want to

📵 Putin, like any good dictator, “protects” Moscow by shutting down the Internet for over a week! No bad news, no protests… just $70M in business losses. 👍 You don’t cut Internet if everything’s fine. Putin fears the truth—and the collapse is starting. 👀 #StandWithUkraine #MakeRussiaSmallAgain 🇺🇦

Pretty warm here... #pixelart #ドット絵 #1bit #paleoart #heatwave

Full answer from Dan here, video via the Mariners

and that's on smoove butta rhythms⚡️ #boombapbeats #boombap #beats

Ex-Fall Guy devs made a new 8 player co-op game where you play as silly frogs:frog: - Eat food until you become a Megafrog - Catapult your friends with your tongues - Make the Swamp King happy otherwise he'll eat you Frog Sqwad has a demo you can play now! #SteamNextFest #indiegame

Amazon Launches Audio AI and OpenAI Tools as Google Expands Government Access #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

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#ICE traffickers spotted in a Middle #Tennessee neighborhood this morning in 2 vehicles. The black pickup had no plates. They are reportedly using a local Church of Christ as a staging area.” #police #law #immigration

When we build more housing, as we are proposing to do in Kylemore, we need to provide schools for the children who will live there. Frustratingly, this is entirely out of our hands as councillors, and the Department of Education does not inspire confidence...

McDonalds needs to be shutdown! It’s all poison! #boycottmcdonalds

If you’re antifascist the government considers you a terrorist now

Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday: who needs the Polar Express when you can have a Pola Sexpest? A VIEW TO A KILL (1985)

These lawmakers are turning their backs on our values, undermining our democracy, and putting countless people — including constituents like you and me — directly in harm’s way. This is a choice, and it’s a dangerous one. app.sosha.ai/s/Wo04hmbx

Mais #Jimin por aqui porque... 🖤💙 #BTS 💜

Nigel Farage recorded a paid endorsement for a Canadian neo-Nazi group. The Guardian has the footage. This is who he is when he thinks no one important is watching. #ReformUK #NigelFarage #Politics

Good Afternoon And Good Evening From The Legend One And Only G.6. Mindset President Fox Happy Hump Day And Happy Wednesday Enjoy The Rest Of Your Day Mutch Love From G.6. FOX GOD DID G.6. 😀😀😀

Der antifaschistische Gegenprotest war auch an diesem Montag unter dem Motto „Gutes für Gera – Kreativität statt Hetze – Für ein weltoffenes Thüringen“ am Theater / Hofwiesenparkplatz #Gera in Hör- und Sichtweite zur rechtsextremen Demo zahlreich und lautstark präsent. 2/2

TizzyEnt: #RacistPOS #Kelowna

CatBusRuss wonders is #HayaoMiyazaki really needs 150-minute movies. “My Neighbor #Totoro” and “Porco Rosso” didn’t need it. “Otaku No Video” recharges his love for silly #comiccon merchandise. www.iheart.com/podcast/269-... #filmsky #moviesky #animesky #ani-may @animetwits.bsky.social

Clemence Lagouardat, Oxfam's humanitarian response lead in the OPT, spoke to the BBC R4 Today programme about the deteriorating humanitarian situation in Gaza.

I listened to your feedback! 🚨 The new Botlings devlog is up. A 5-speed system to control the swarm 🤖 (no production cheating!) Building placement overhaul for tighter layouts Bug fixes & fresh SFX Read more & try the demo! 👇 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/4139440/view/659358879913607521

So much depends on whether our system, and our leaders, speak to what is best in us - or what is worst in us.

New podcast episode: GitHub Copilot Goes Token-Based: Devs Report 25x Bills Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

Help us get ballot access! Print/Sign/Mail! Votekiper.org to learn more!

Mr. Popular is justified in his emotions. Mr. Popular also knows they bring it all on themselves...

This episode one of my favorites, just crazy to watch it all go down with Gordon finally going after Bruce Wayne. #Cartoons #Batman

Allowing older & disabled incarcerated people to make informed decisions about their work participation without fear of losing essential privileges such as rehabilitation, #AB1144 upholds their human dignity & provides reasonable accommodations to this unique population.

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It's Pride Month so here's my video about coming out from a few years ago

MVP! MVP! 🥶 #CFC / #W7F

Only one week left to enter our nominate a champion prize draw. A fantastic way to highlight the valuable contributions of support staff working in colleges. There are prizes available for the nominator and winning champion too – find out more and nominate here: unsn.uk/3ZQpvbB @UNISON_FE

it's been like an hour and i feel like this now

GitHub confirms ~3,800 internal repos breached via a poisoned VS Code extension. TeamPCP linked to the attack. 🚨 #cybersecurity Source: https://it.slashdot.org/story/26/05/20/197246/githubs-internal-repos-breached-via-employees-use-of-malicious-vs-code-extension

"mayalittlepianist: Maya and @doudou.gdae reunited once again to play alongside @violin_phonix at Paris Gare de Lyon @art.en.gare 🤩 Maya was so happy to play with her other favorite instrument: the violin!! 🎻 It wasn’t an easy piece for her little hands. The rhythm was tricky and the low chair..."

"What the Dawg doin?" #AEWDynamite