Damn you owl from those #tootsiepop commercials

Who needs boiled water RIGHT NOW? I hear it's good for ramen. #products #waterkettle

Just out here bein' jealous of the moon #snowmoon #standup #comedy #barshow

Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

If there's one good thing about it being absolutely frigid in Wisconsin, it's onesies. #wisconsin #chappedlips #adultonesie

Never have I ever done this 👀 #standup #comedy #bathroomtimebelike #backadjustment

Not quite a sales pitch, not quite a review #bloodpressure #bloodpressurecheck #monitor #products

Pat gets a little excited when setting up our scenes 😆 #greenscreen #podcast #sceneproductions

Just learning & letting it out. Who's really been in charge? #musicproduction #flstudio #emotionalrelease

Why do so many illnesses have similar symptoms? And Chaz is back. #hypochondriac #skit #comedy

Former CIA Officer Joe Kent warns Israel might orchestrate a massive false flag terrorist attack against the US. He confirms the Zionist regime is desperate to keep Washington trapped in the Iran war and will use extreme deception to force compliance.

When you're talking to a woman and things start to get serious.

Enrique Tarrio asks for $5 million and Mike Lindell asks for $400 million from J6 Fund before it gets shut down

@joanjettofficial.bsky.social puts the touch on @pineknobmusic.bsky.social @313presents.bsky.social

🎵The Battle of Portland part 2 – Feb 14 2026 - Portland ICE Facility Song by @Tom Smith #filk tomsmith.bandcamp.com (Music: "The Battle of New Orleans" by Jimmy Driftwood) Thank you PretendMedia @awkwardlyaudrey and everyone else who live streams #protests #ice #pdx

The member who yelled “that’s bullsh*t,” @jacobrosecrants.bsky.social, told me what prompted the remark.

Mourinho in Berlin for the DFB-Pokal Final

The U.S. launched strikes on military targets in Iran after Iranian forces attacked U.S. Navy destroyers transiting the Strait of Hormuz. #Iran #Hormuz #Geopolitics #Oil #Trump

🔴La policía británica amplía la investigación al príncipe Andrés para saber si incurrió en un delito de conducta sexual indebida ▪️Además hacen un llamamiento público a cualquier persona con información relevante 🎙️Aurora Moreno

🔴Nuevo ingreso en la RAE: Sergio Ramírez, escritor nicaragüense y premio Cervantes 2017 ▪️Ocupará la silla L, vacante tras el fallecimiento de Mario Vargas Llosa 🎙️Ana Zurita

I stand corrected.

"I Have No Cognitive" 🫠

All we asked was three little words. 🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day... right? RIGHT? (Most of us said it. One didn't.) 🚨 #MemorialDay #HappyMemorialDay #OfficeLife #OfficeHumor #DarkComedy #Funny #Unhinged #HorrorShort

May 21, 1992: Johnny Carson welcomed Bette Midler as his final guest on "The Tonight Show."

@sherrydrauniam.bsky.social @listentothyself.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "NO MORE" THURSDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

Ripping hangnails tears live skin open! 🩸🫣 #Anatomy #HealthTips

Kyle Fletcher and Tommaso Ciampa contested my TV match of the year (so far); a razor sharp performance by both the wrestlers. Ciampa has already surpassed anything he ever did in the WWE main roster. An absolute machine; this is the Ciampa I have been waiting for, for a long time! #aew #aewdynamite

Who would you have headline your own music festival? @alans-bauer.bsky.social rounding off the leaders interviews with the important questions! 🤘🏼

Fiza Ali and her husband Ijaz Khan reenact their viral scene in London once again جنہیں میرا اٹھایا جانا بھاری لگا تھا آج لندن میں وہی منظر ہلکا لگ رہا ہے, فضا علی #FizaAli #EjazKhan #London #showbiz #ViralReel #Trending

Norway will open talks with France on joining its nuclear umbrella, French President Emmanuel Macron and Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, reflecting growing European concerns about relying on the United States for security.

The U.S. fentanyl crisis is like a Hollywood blockbuster; political theater is more thrilling than saving lives.

One of the things that always fascinates me is what motivates someone to pursue there subject this is Emily’s #health #academia #research #science #phd

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What's impressed Alphonso Davies the most about his Canada teammates during his injury absence? The CanMNT 🇨🇦 captain reflects on THE SIT-DOWN by Visa 🎙️

Etonics in the wild?!? Shout out Hakeem Olajuwon.

Tree kangaroos of rainforests of New Guinea. They are active at night and hide in tree hollows during the day. They are smaller than their land relatives (50–80 cm, 5–18 kg), clumsy on the ground, but acrobats in the trees: leaping 60 ft (19 meters) Vegetarian diet, carry baby 44 days in its pouch

Short on time? Enjoy fresh-baked cookies? Great go-to recipe for the holidays! Recipe at lizellyn.com/2025/12/07/s...

Some vacations feel different the second you arrive 🏖️🍸 Palace Resorts combine beautiful beachfront locations, elevated all-inclusive experiences, incredible pools, and the kind of atmosphere that makes slowing down feel easy Worth a closer look - tinyurl.com/5n79wkva #nonrev #aviation #PERXDeals

Aww Spida. You can come home to the Knicks any time. The door is always open. Love the hat, though.😜💙🧡 #KnicksSky #LGM

Icel TV Türkiye (TR) #IcelTV #Türkiye

There was a Big Orange Thumb on the scale.

Yeah, I definitely trust Supreme Court justices and the Trump administration to follow all ethical guidelines….

Good Morning Tony! Thank you very much! I wish you a gorgeous Tuesday, too! Enjoy the day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 🙂🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊💊💊🥪🥨🥨🥐🧈🍓🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

It’s Bandcamp Friday! That means 100% of your support goes straight to independent artists like me. Every download, share, every penny = real impact. Thank you for keeping indie music alive. Grab the music here: seabyrne.bandcamp.com/album/blue-s... #BandcampFriday #SéaByrne #SupportIndieArtists

Stressed about exams, an interview, or an upcoming game? 😐 Dr Hannah Critchlow from @magdalenecollege.bsky.social says that we do need a little bit of stress in order to grow, but too much can be harmful. Hannah studies the 21st century human brain and shares advice on striking the right balance.

If only Tiger Woods took after Kirk when it comes to carrying his pills

Innovation is taking a spark and growing it into something meaningful. Episode 57 youtu.be/MW_s91BNYQw #DefiningInnovation #InnovationInsights

+20$ 💙 +50$ 💛 💰 $2'276 (26%) collected so far! 😍 Thank you, dear all! 💓 📡 $1'649 To Go for funding long-term surveillance system that will boost our unmanned forces' reconnaissance capabilities up to 30km deep ✌️

1.Inflation Discussion 2.Israel-Lebanon Conflict 3.Nature Photography 4.Vehicle Songs 5.Arsenal Parad #Domingo #Bomdia #pazar #ellam #HakikaT Arsenal

Actually, that reminds me of this video. "The economy is fine" because all it measures is how much the wealthy can extract from us, not whether we can actually afford to live.

Bravo jumps FROM THE SKIES!!! #AAANocheDeLosGrandes

East Sussex County Council are looking for a visionary leader who combines technical expertise with strategic, service focused insight, and a deep understanding of people and culture, to become their new Chief Digital Information Officer. For more, please visit www.faerfield.co.uk/eastsussex

Our eighth balanced budget accomplishes a whole lot, from AI safety regulations to new homeowner down payment insurance, but what's most important is: We're lowering costs. We're standing up for people's rights. We're making the investments that will drive this state forward.

Do we think God Of War Laufey is going to make "those people" mad? #godofwar #godofwarlaufey #godofwar3 #sonysantamonica #PS5

This ring tells the story of a season Rider Nation will never forget.

Well I'm working on a native TUI library in @gleam.run for both #Erlang and #JavaScript targets. Small preview with some animations and improved stability. Doing this on the #BEAM is… "different". Especially once you start dealing with raw input, cursor control and who actually owns stdout

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Post a TV Show that starts with the Letter D 📺

Hmmmmm