Try these out if you’re tired of living.

Nothing like AARP targeting you with social media to bring it home to Gen X that we’re old. Paul Musgrave’s “it’s been longer since X than X was from Y” generator didn’t draw this much blood.

That one time the Simpsons absolutely bodied grad students with one line.

I didn’t know I was into Romanian vampire women until Eurovision this year.

A lovely American lady in England.

The sewer singer is back with: Nessun Dorma.Vincerot!

Happy National Road Trip Day from Amtrak, who wants to remind you that everyone gets to be passenger princess on the railroad.

Devastating news: Ted Lasso and Coach Beard are both fucking Gooners.

Dropping the beet at the Renaissance Faire.

My fearless prediction is that the “wunderuncs” will all be a bust, soccer is a young man’s game and Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Modric and Neuer are all past their sell by dates.

PM Luxon so magnimanious with his time across all media and Tik Tok he is just too busy to talk to Tova O'Brien, Jack Tame or Moana Maniapoto. Erica Sanford and Chris Bishop totally convinced.

There may be a spot #SquirrelTax audit later. But there’s always forgiveness as soon as you’ve paid your outstanding balance. 🐿️

With the opening of the RBC Amphitheatre, the new changes didn’t come lightly to long-time attendees of the previous Budweiser Stage. #Toronto nowtoronto.com/news/rbc-amp...

Fox Sports has launched a FIFA World Cup promo campaign ahead of the June 11 kickoff. Led by a spot called “Miracle,” featuring the U.S. Men’s National Team, the ad imagines an improbable Team USA title as Christian Pulisic swings in a winning goal. Read more 👉 https://adweek.it/4cP5dGL

Happy 2026! 🎆

Playful moments with the young Avatar! 🌳✨📸

"You've got the kind of chaos that necessitates police action, status, control of cities. Now that, by any definition is the beginning of serious civil conflict." @dblight.bsky.social on the fallout of Trump's assault on history: youtu.be/iWkj5XmuAc8?...

🟠 NOTIZIE DEL GIORNO Trump ha fatto sapere che la guerra contro l'Iran "finirà presto". A Teheran sono arrivati i mediatori del Pakistan e del Qatar. Alla riunione dei ministri Nato in Svezia, gli Stati Uniti hanno spinto gli alleati a spendere di più per la difesa.

Crowning Glory: Miss BRICS 2026 #MissBRICS2026 Witness the historic moment as Valentina Alekseeva from Russia is crowned the first Miss BRICS 2026! WATCH ON: youtu.be/GptfFlVo9e8 #MissBRICS2026 #ValentinaAlekseeva #BeautyPageant #CrowningMoment #Elegance

Should the people who can afford lawyers control who gets to speak out for the public good? We don't think so. Campaigner Eric Reder presented on Bill 23 to the Manitoba legislature on Oct. 8th, and this is just some of what he told them. Catch the whole presentation here: youtu.be/YwPMcBiI2vk

No more waiting for permission from party leadership. 🎧 Keira Havens on the @thepowerlesspod.bsky.social explains how we're building a cohort of leaders who will hold the line together — so no one has to go it alone. ✅ Accountability. ✅ Integrity. ✅ A real path forward.

Mina Shirakawa: [official name] ハリケーン・レッグ・スクリューMINA (HURRICANE LEG SCREW MINA) Notes: not her best one but not bad either #AEWDoN 🤼‍♂️

They are coming after me because they're afraid of you.

Data shows 888,000 San Diego County residents rely on Medi-Cal for healthcare. The proposed $863B cuts over 10 years would ruin our community's health safety net. As your physician-advocate, I'm fighting to protect essential healthcare access. Watch more: youtu.be/FdQV15yw2Ko?si=EpgEB2mxsh8fLMd7

New Trail Blazers owner Tom Dundon has implemented various cost cutting measures since taking over. Are his actions more indicative of the way that the rich view those in the middle class and below? Aaron Bollwinkel and I discuss.

Terrible fire. But notice how "another antisemitic attack" gets rushed to air while "another royal abuse claim" gets quietly filed in the bin. Some victims get headlines. Others get silence.

Read the bible for yourself #eyesonjesus #pastor #discernment #falseteacher #falseprophet

Official site of the AHL powered by SLAM! Sports Oct 2004 Archived Web Page 🧩 #theahl #2004

Anthropic has an October IPO target. OpenAI has a massive list of unresolved problems. The race to go public in 2026 is real and the clock is already running out for one of them (OpenAI expected to confidentially file any minute now!). zurl.co/5sn8X #OpenAI #Anthropic #TechIPO

Toronto’s MLSE LaunchPad helps young people build confidence and thrive in their community. We’re building more places like this to support our athletes at every level — from the playground to the podium.

We’re looking forward to being on the ground at #ASH25 this weekend, presenting our latest progress in blood cancer research. What are you most excited for during this year’s congress? 👇

The Droichead Orga development in Inchicore is finally under construction. 578 homes, a mix of cost-rental and council homes, in a great location. (Plus supermarket, other retail, and a community hub)

Illinois senators passed a bill to include railroad safety information in student handbooks.

Comfort can quietly become a trap. Watch this clip. 🛑🎬 Have you ever stayed in a situation just because you didn't want to go through the exhausting process of starting over?

⭐ End of stream! ⭐ We ended up watching the whole announcement 😭 but that was SO MUCH FUN and Evercold looks fuckin SICK!!!!!! If timezones allow it, I might react to the other two Fanfests aswell when they happen! We sent the club over to Belldanndys_Tea_House 💜

Why I like Voting By Mail If you don’t vote by mail, this is something you should consider doing. It gives you options, and it increases the chances of you voting. Call your supervisor of elections office today and ask to register to vote by mail. #votebymail#vote#theeggreport

Why paper cuts hurt way more than regular cuts! 📄🩸 #PaperCut #Shorts

This was a nice finish by Saniya Rivers #WNBA

I’m voting HORSE for CONGRESS

Jurrien Timber seen getting off the team bus as Arsenal arrive in Budapest for the Champions League final 👀

Superstar: Bears star QB Caleb Williams throwing a 60+ yard bomb with EASE to WR1 Rome Odunze. The future face of the NFL 📈👀 Original post

Neues Schulfach „Medien & Demokratie“: Schüler:innen lernen, Fake News zu erkennen, Medien kritisch zu analysieren und selbst Inhalte zu gestalten. Medienbildung stärkt auch unsere Demokratie.

Want to help with Ebola prevention and treatment in East Africa? Support people already doing infectious disease prevention in the DRC or Uganda. I recommend supporting www.universallovealliance.org

It, has been tough, on #Them. Last night, the #LawOfKarma hit them hard again: ¨Tonight is the most violent in #TelAviv. #Iran is destroying #Israel with ballistic missile(s).¨ ¨The Iranian Islamic #IRGC regime just launched another ballistic missile with cluster munitions toward central Israel.¨

Peter Thiel moved to Argentina when he should have moved into the Führerbunker.

The FNIGC crew had a great time at the Assembly of First Nations Special Chiefs Assembly, with our booth playing host to a number of productive conversations and new connections. We look forward to seeing everyone next year!

Thanks to Whistles Club #Sheffield attendees & individual pupils who filled my day with music, work & laughter. My dad would have approved. #tinwhistle

LPDS "Lazarevo", Kirov region. 1,200 km from the State border.

Krähen und Raben sind doch echt seltsame Vögel, oder? Schon allein der kurze Ausschnitt hat mehrere "what the fuck" Momente. Das komplette Video gibt's auf YouTube hier: ➡️ youtu.be/60nXhm6vmsc?... Da sind noch ganz andere Spaßvögel dabei. Schlau als auch besonders kreativ beim Verarschen. 🤣😅🥰

All of this is STILL TRUE TODAY… America, you STILL have not evolved into a better nation for your people. Everything Dr. King says here is unfortunately still true about America today. When will it change for the betterment of the people?! When?

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Xiaoniu6161: 清朝末年，难道就没有人看出来这个朝廷要完蛋了吗？ https://t.co/U3mrSPUpGL

Day 4 in the backrooms

Morocco [1]-0 Madagascar - Ismael Saibari 3’

URGENT: Anyone know what corner this is? #Philly

All American Runway

Bruce Springsteen: "Streets of Minneapolis:"

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💔💔Rest In Power👊🏾