Dogs when the task requires zero dogs:

Devastating news: Ted Lasso and Coach Beard are both fucking Gooners.

Vibes on here are rancid today. Everyone take a moment to listen to some blues.

Scrolled as far as Lithuanian TikTok but be warned @dov.bsky.social : it’s Kaunas.

Nothing like AARP targeting you with social media to bring it home to Gen X that we’re old. Paul Musgrave’s “it’s been longer since X than X was from Y” generator didn’t draw this much blood.

Cool! Apple has stitched together the Soviet moon landing scenes from For All Mankind and Star City. Both shows begin at this moment.

How are everyone's Spanish lessons coming along?

This guy is pretty good!

Ever since I saw Ghostbusters a girl playing a cello has been instant briefs dropping. (I also played the cello)

The Polish army is trying to milpill the incels.

Allow yourself to feel something God has for you in worship #eyesonjesus #church #revival #worship #worshipmusic

Trump spending money on his ballroom instead of helping the American people #news #politics #gas #community #Trump

Abdul El-Sayed: "I love Judaism and the Jewish People, because i love People. I love Palestinians and their Rights, because i love People. It’s dangerous to equate antisemitism with criticizing a foreign government and its Leaders."

Activist Guido Reichstadter scaled the Frederick Douglass Bridge in Washington, D.C. earlier this month to protest the Iran war. "What I did was follow the call of my heart. I couldn't stay silent in the face of these ongoing acts of mass murder by the U.S. government in my name."

A massive fire has been reported at the Grushovaya oil terminal by locals and can be seen consuming the facility via NASA's FIRMS. 😯

According to a release from U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM), since the beginning of the U.S. blockade of vessels traveling to and from Iranian ports, 89 vessels have been redirected. Original post

Florentino Pérez convoca eleccions al Madrid: "M'hauran de fer fora a trets" El màxim dirigent blanc comunica que es presentarà a la reelecció en una roda de premsa plena de retrets https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/florentino-perez-roda-premsa-reial-madrid_1_5734934.html

If this were about rewarding them and not punishing us, he would give them his own money

OH MY GOD, whoever made this one, 🤌 *chef's kiss* #AI #TV

People hate watching government become sponsored content while families are being squeezed at the pump and DOT is quietly lowering air traffic control hiring targets. That’s the part people can’t unsee.

CHEERAIR Handheld Portable Fan Review 🔥| Best Mini Rechargeable Fan for Summer Travel Stay cool anywhere this summer with the viral CHEERAIR Handheld Portable Fan ❄️🔥 #PortableFan #MiniFan #RechargeableFan #SummerGadgets #TrendPickz

Congrats to Siddharth Patel, a 12 year old Canadian who found two candidate asteroids with NASA’s IASC project! Teachers, sign up your classroom at iasc.cosmosearch.org #space #stem #astronomy #education #citizenscience

Die Verteidiger "Unserer Demokratie" machen nicht mal vor behinderten halt. Bald schnappen die Kinder von der Straße.

New TypeScript challenge: you filter out null values, but the type system still pushes back. Does this compile under strict mode? Watch and choose your answer.

🌻 Is the Green Party blooming? 🌱 Community allotments - which party would get mucked in? 🍏 What fruitful conversations need to be had before 7th May? 👀 @mothinali.bsky.social answers our gardening and politics questions 🍒🍉🫒🌼🌿

My Economic Plan will Unlock Wisconsin to support Wisconsinites and the challenges they face in order to make ends meet. During my first term as Governor, I will build 200K homes, start 50K businesses, and annually train 100K Wisconsinites. #MissyForWI #UnlockWisconsin

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Banned from his fave Lefty-baiting location of Stirchley, today Ryan Bridge took his Raise the Colours rotters to Harborne, which also rejected his flags in October uk.news.yahoo.com/harborne-inc... But he doesn't care + he's skint. Had to use ladders as his cherry picker is impounded for hit & run

A Saturday watch- check out our latest episode. www.youtube.com/live/z5BZs_i...

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

America....the new dystopia

Just one week after tobacco giant Reynolds donated $5 million to MAGA Inc. and dined with Trump at his golf club, President Trump directed FDA to authorize the sale of flavored vapes. This corruption is poisoning our kids and unleashing a new wave of addiction on America.

Until we address the imbalance of power at the heart of our system, we will continue to treat the symptoms of a crisis we are structurally unable to solve. A sustainable future is still possible. But only if we build the sustained movement required to achieve it.

What if strategy wasn’t static? Thomas Biedermann uses simulation games to explore leadership, systems thinking, and real-world complexity 🌍 June 5–7 | Online 💻 gblconference.com/

I guess there's a reason his name is abe SIMPson, right? Absolute filth from this old man. #Simpsons #RoadRage #RetroGaming #Gaming

𝐏ersonnalité de la 𝐒emaine 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬 Actrice Productrice Britannico-Américaine Née en 1989 #LilyCollins est une Actrice à suivre! #cinegenres #culte #classic #cinema #EmilyInParis #Tolkien #Mank #MaXXXine #UntitledBreakfastAtTiffany 𝐅ilmographie : www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMV...

Au large de la côte turque, des drones navals ukrainiens ont attaqué trois pétroliers liés à la « flotte fantôme » russe. Selon Clash Report, les navires Velora https://xcancel.com/clashreport/status/2059980339573891223

$2 billion per day — that’s how much Trump is wasting on war while gas prices are soaring and many Americans struggle with the basic costs of living.

@jamestalarico.bsky.social @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social this is just ANOTHER REASON why, if you’re *serious* about JUSTICE & *defeating* evil, you *DO NOT HONOR* Joe Rogan.

@stephenking.bsky.social He's right ! America does have lots of stupid folks ⚠️

Me in my Bluesky bubble.

An inspirational message from the Spurs Legend, He's Ferdinand! COYS!

Behind every diagnosis? A stark income divide. Families with resources get specialists. 👉 Share this if you believe care shouldn’t be a privilege. 🔔 Follow @mciandbeyond for truth, empathy & action. #DementiaAwareness #MCIandBeyond #EndTheStigma #AlzheimersAwareness

Tonight, Labour MPs face a simple choice on our King’s Speech amendment for a UK-EU Customs Union: vote to cut bills, boost trade and strengthen our security, or choose to continue the Brexit mayhem.

This bit is killer. 😏

Part 1, Red-tail hawk consequences, a drama in two parts #birdsky #birds #Tucson #wildlife

We have a bananaquit bird building a nest about two foot away from the railing of our balcony:

Case File 2: 📂A cozy mystery that breaks the rules ~-Sabotage ~greed & murder. Up close and personal #mystery #suspense #psychologicalthrillers #Booksky 📚💙 BUY at annekasbooks.myshopify.com/products/clo...

💔 A heartbreaking update has been issued from Longview: all 9 workers who had been reported missing following a deadly building implosion have now been found and identified.

Наслідки ворожої атаки на Дніпро.

Show of hands, #NAFOFellas! Who (besides me) can’t wait for @maks23.bsky.social regular (daily?) “HERE WE GO” post?

Cassie Ewulu @sapphberry.bsky.social Voice of: Queenie Website: cewulu.carrd.co IMDb: www.imdb.com/name/nm47538... Other Notable Roles: Naomi (Metallic Rogue) Meryl Hope (My Hero Academia) Omitsu (Demon Slayer) Saphir (Fire Emblem Engage) Tamara (Scars Above) Nano Eiai (The 100 Girlfriends) #TADC

Okinawa Kariyushi Beach Resort Ocean Spa Onna, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Uniter Julie Tsirkin in role of Shocked America #DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited 🎥 @newsjul.bsky.social + @corey.marshallsteele

#OVERWORKCHAOS || Posted February 5 2025 || #Mannys

Imagine a horse jumps its fence and joins the crowd when you are in one of France's most prestigious cycling races. This video is from 1997, btw.

The Basque region of Spain is taking over the Premier League 😮

'The @USAmbUN Mike Waltz just lied. He said, Francesca called Israel "a stain on humanity." Of course, Israel is a stain on humanity. it's a million stains on humanity. but facts are facts are lies are lies. And Waltz is a shameless, genocidal liar: '

Wakana's just cringing at the vibes. 😆 #IWanttoEndThisLoveGame @rebeccadanaevo.bsky.social @giovanniecruz.bsky.social @gameguynick.bsky.social

The Math Ain't Mathin' 🤔 #homegym #garageym #gymhumor