This must be how MM got choked out by a giant dick.

Scrolled as far as Lithuanian TikTok but be warned @dov.bsky.social : it’s Kaunas.

Clancy Brown will always be the enemy cannot push a button guy to me.

If she’s only cussing you out in Spanish she’s just venting. When she does it in English you done fucked up. If the chancla comes off you need to run.

“Who? … cares?”

My fearless prediction is that the “wunderuncs” will all be a bust, soccer is a young man’s game and Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Modric and Neuer are all past their sell by dates.

Ever since I saw Ghostbusters a girl playing a cello has been instant briefs dropping. (I also played the cello)

The Simpsons predicted it, Apple TV edition:

Actually, I think *all* Gen Z American women might be Latinas now. Best of luck to you, lads.

I was not ready for the twist here, I actually laughed out loud.

Reminder that tax day is tomorrow! Let’s build a world where our taxes go to things that help our community, like schools and roads, not wars. #taxes #taxday

Today's Good News…

This administration isn’t just targeting undocumented immigrants. Rep. @ramirez.house.gov highlights the pattern, "they're also attacking every single program providing protective status and relief from deportation for immigrants, including Temporary Protective Status (TPS) and DACA."

Morning folks, hope you are all keeping well its a brand new week with loads going on which we can't wait to share with you all. Make sure you're looking after yourselves

Erbil Kurdistan Iraq... I really should be doing some PhD stuff but there's an electrical storm passing by! 😅

Look Around You Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PAM: Well, that certainly topped my charts. SIR ALAN REES: Um...

STRAIT OF HORMUZ CLOSED #news #politics #trump #israel #iran

What’s your suggestion? Obama can fly? ✈️ Obama can juggle knives…? 🤭 Obama can drink gallons of chlorine bleach? 🤍 #satire #politics #america #Obama #fyp #nightmare #fly

Why Chase Reid at No. 2 on the Central Scouting's final ranking? We asked the bureau's director, Dan Marr, about that and more on the latest "NHL Draft Class" podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

Island and Vida sharing with the cutest meows #givemeshelter #givemesheltersf #gms #sfcats #caturday

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Meta allows sanctioned Israeli settler groups to monetise content because...

🔥🇺🇦 Ukrainian drones are systematically neutralizing Russia’s oil infrastructure — first in the central regions, now in the South, including Novorossiysk — strangling exports and deepening Russia’s budget crisis. The “peace plan” is clear: defeat and demilitarize Russia.

SWITCH PLAYERS! The wait is over! Everhood, Monstercat, and Shovel Knight are now available in the Nintendo eShop. We appreciate your patience and hope you enjoy these epic DLCs!

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Do ypu enjoy audiobooks? I love audiobooks and I love that they make reading accessible for more people! Accessibility benefits everyone, not just those who need it. #booksky #authorsky #bookishquestions

wuwa 1566 【大鸣王潮1566】归来的索拉里斯 THE GREATEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME, ACTIVATE THE WAVEBAND, CALCHAROOOOOO AND THEN HE GETS ALL HIS SHIT WAVEBANDS FROM PREVIOUS EPISODES THAT APIAO TRIED TO PAWN OFF MULTIPLE TIMES I CANT BELIEVE THEE INCREDIBLE CALL BACK #PEAKWA AND THEN JIYAN ROOTING 4 HIM...

Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW! Welcome back to the 25th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW!” will tell you about an unintended evidence strengthening the skeletal chakra hypothesis via achieving...

The Strait of Hormuz is unstable...then why isn't China panicking? @hardpoints.bsky.social breaks down China's movement away from fossil fuels. 🔗 Watch the whole episode here: youtu.be/D1wdsRc0tOk

Jim Ratcliffe's claim that migrants have colonised Britain is classic billionaire projection. Billionaires' wealth depends on extracting value from workers' labour. We're all in this pyramid of the capitalist system, billionaires at the top, workers and migrants at the bottom.

i mean did anybody think he *wasn’t* going to set up a $2 billion white power revolution slush fund for the j6 terrorists

this afternoon, mostly cloudy. high near 65, with temperatures falling to around 62 in the afternoon. south wind around 29 mph, with gusts as high as 39 mph. tonight, rain showers after 8pm. mostly cloudy. low around 54, with temperatures rising to (1/3)

Molly Walton explains how rising EV adoption is already cutting oil demand and reshaping global energy markets. #ElectricVehicles #OilDemand #EnergyTransition #NetZero

Going Down the Road | Outlaw Folk Blues Original by Xanthe

.@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social on the DNC's autopsy: "That thing, it was written in crayon and if he spent four days making it into something readable, [Ken Martin] didn't have to put it out like that." Sarah chats with David Axelrod and John Heilemann on the Texas primaries and more.

If you saw this as someone returning to sponge off their former partner’s enormous success, you’d have a fair point. Kamitani’s response to Utami’s return to #STARDOM was to question what she’s done in the last 2 years and to call her naive and a disappointment. Perfectly logical. #上谷沙弥 #林下詩美

Petition with us all weekend / all month! clairevaldezforcongress.com/events

brsh.site/QPgUD Will Washington adapt, reforming the IMF and World Bank to genuinely share power with the emerging world? Or will it double down on coercion, accelerating the very fragmentation it fears?Why do we accept that the rules of global finance are written by a

🎥 How are the Valkyries going to contain Aliyah Boston inside? Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/3RvmHzG 📺 youtu.be/OWiK9eycK1U Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @cbrunsonaz.bsky.social @mingemi.bsky.social

Showing off his Christmas colors on a windy, wet day in Northern Arizona. #Birds #Christmas #Hummingbird

The Price Is Right: The Barker Era United States (US) #ThePriceIsRight:TheBarkerEra #UnitedStates

El consejero Pérez Iglesias analiza la jornada "Faros de Innovación: ecosistema en acción", celebrada hoy en el edificio Olatua, en Getxo, que ha reunido a cerca de 200 agentes de la Red Vasca de Ciencia, Tecnología e Innovación.

Two Iranian brothers, Shahin and Shayan Maleki, were murdered in a U.S.-‘israeli’ offensive airstrikes in Isfahan, Iran 🇮🇷 in Haftethon area. 28 March 2026. May you rise in Love and in peace always little ones. #IranWar

Są pierwsze informacje z pobytu @wiedzmaewulka.bsky.social nad morzem 👍😜

Big names. Big ideas. All in one place. Registration for the 2026 CAP IDEAS Conference is officially open! RSVP now to learn from today's leading thinkers and doers to solve the problems facing Americans now, and keep an eye out for more speakers to be announced: capideas.org

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It’s a squirter, guys. That’s what we’re calling a lethal strike on an unfortified unit that intelligence warned about days in advance. I’m sure the polygraph tests for staff will totally fix the lack of armor. Real top-tier military stuff. 📦

#crypto #markets #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/yteeb5za

⛔ The army of #Ukraine is so depleted, they need to resort to stealing men from gyms‼️ Well the citizens of #Ukraine 🇺🇦 are fighting back, they aren’t going to die on the fronts against the Russian 🇷🇺 Bear 🐻. Winning armies, don’t do these kind of things by the way‼️

ABS overturned in #Brewers at #Astros (Bot 1). Christian Walker challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Malachi Moore | Upheld 47.6% (30/63). Later: Christian Walker grounds out, second baseman Brice Turang to first baseman Andrew Vaughn.

For 40 years, EMILY’s List has lifted women into leadership, proving that when women lead, communities thrive & democracy grows stronger. In California, women lead at every level of government. However, our work continues to show every girl that she can lead & that the future belongs to all of us.

Listen, I have no words ok? Something to be said about a #neko and his #mecha The timing was perfect~ Good time in #DaemonXMachina tonight! Huge thanks to all the friends! We raided out to @kaseszyrus.bsky.social tonight! Look forward to more pew pews next time! #Eldenwood #VTuber #VTuberEN #neko

These insurance companies are out of control. If you're a medical professional and all you want to do is help people...it's hindered by an unscrupulous billing department that doesn't give a crap. We have a saying, "Billing will find you." Richest County on earth.

Sen. Sanders to Sen. Cassidy: Your colleagues do not think it’s a great idea for the federal government to tell every woman in this country what she can do with her body, that’s correct.

"Call it N@zi. Call it Zi0nist. Call it ‘Most Moral Army.’ Call it ‘Make America Great Again.’ Doesn't matter. Bad stuff is bad stuff. D3ath don't care about your branding." #FreePalestine #BoicotIsrael

Gabriel Bortoleto 𝕏🔁 @audif1_@twitter.com: Boys will be boys. 🤝 #ARF1 #Monaco

Growth is often talked about as a gain. Less often as a loss. A decision can be right for you and still be painful. Not every loss means you made the wrong choice. #mentalhealth #growth

Sunday is our free community festival on the Sonoma Plaza. Bring your family, friends, blankets, and chairs for Pride Day in the Park, June 14 from 2–5 PM. Family fun, music, drag, art, food, ASL access, and community. Allies, this is your invitation too.

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