Tim Fey.

Tfw the first sip of your waking-up coffee hits.

Me when I wake up & i'm pretty sure i'm not gonna have bad chronic pain for the day. #AlanPartridge

You really haven't lived in life until you've heard Priscilla Barnes' atrocious Swedish accent on The Love Boat. Glorious stuff.

Peeling back the #AlanPartridge onion has been one of the most rewarding entertainment experiences & i'm riddled with belly laughs.

there, found it.

I super enjoy the rare times beavis & butthead are in good moods (at work, this time).

Pfffft Dr. Forrester & @frankconniff.bsky.social were getting Nobel peace prizes for Evil decades before what's his name...

In other news, 4 seasons in & The Real Ghostbusters is still legit.

Good morning from 2:20pm

Angel Halo Chang angelhalochang.com Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social 10 Steps Campaign: 10stepscampaign.org

Archons Think∵They pit our foreparents against eachother they can break our U N I T Y. #∵PRECEDENTholdsTHAT❌️1️⃣TRUELLYbelieves In existence there's another precedent that We The People of Gaia're fooled into ignoring. Comandments in favor of fighting for a #GangOfxenophobic&greedyPedos. #LOVE🫂 🗽🧑🏽‍💻🗳

« Un coup de pouce aujourd’hui et un pont vers demain. » Mark Carney et notre nouveau gouvernement libéral font baisser le coût de la vie pour les Canadiens alors qu’ils bâtissent une économie plus forte pour l’avenir.

Chick That Never Skipped a Leg Day - Chick That Never Skipped a Leg Day is a game about chick with human legs, that has one goal: to reach The Golden Leg Press. Trailer: https://keymailer.co/CTNSLDTrailer Creator: https://keymailer.co/CTNSLD Press: https://game.press/CTNSLD #OverjoyOy #CTNSLD

Elestial Selenite, Coahuila, Mexico- just listed in my shop, so I’m taking a minute to show it off. This funky find reminds me of a 🛸spaceship 🛸 I love the multiple layers, the inclusions, the etched surfaces. Definitely one of a kind! #crystals #selenite #elestial #minerals #unique

#DonaldTrump #gestapo #stephenmiller #pambondi #kashpatel #spiderkash #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky #Democrats

Erika 👏Has 👏Done 👏Nothing 👏Wrong

This #NursesWeek we’re proud to spotlight PASNAPs work championing nurses across Pennsylvania. Hear from PASNAP member Shirley as she shares her hopes for nurses and patients everywhere!

Imagine the aroma of espresso, a breeze from the Seine, and an exciting to-do list. 🇫🇷☕️ I may not be at a Parisian bistro right now, but my desk is channeling those vibes. With a great coffee and an inspiring workspace, you can transform your mindset and dream big.

Pualani 🌺 has really been leveling up her play #givemeshelter #givemesheltersf #gms #sfcats #fosterkitten

"artfully fused them with machine made ambient noise to provide some sonic beds on which to rest her, at times translucent, musings" www.theslowmusicmovement.org/post/pillber... Find PILLBERT in the Ambient Pop Playlist. www.submithub.com/link/ambient... #ambientpop #music #alternative #london

Meeting you where you are because that’s where the work starts. I will fight and deliver for all DC. I’m earning your vote one conversation at a time. #FightAndDeliver #FightForAllDC

Your latest timeline cleanse, brought to you by Shirley Manson explaining the early Garbage fight over how to pronounce "girl" in "Stupid Girl."

Samurai’s vehicle still needs 1659€! With better reach and a few euros from everyone, we could crush this fast. Please help however you can. 🫡 Monobank: send.monobank.ua/jar/4N5p9kmC46 🅿️: paypal.me/darynarieznik #DonateToUkraine #NAFO #FNDRUA #NAFOarticle3 #Ukraine

Gabriel Bortoleto 𝕏🔁 @FIAFormulaE@twitter.com: Watching your friend secure their first podium in Formula E 🥹🇧🇷 @gabortoleto85 watches @FelipeDrugovich@twitter.com in Monaco 🥈 #MonacoEPrix #FormulaE

Always feeling out of place could be a sign of neurodivergence. #adhd #autism #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawarenessmonth

WATCH: Ranking Member @repmaxinewaters.bsky.social' opening remarks at today's Subcommittee hearing on U.S. bank capital framework: "Regulators and Republicans are tearing down the safeguards that keep our banks safe and ensure stable economic growth." | tinyurl.com/hhrfbecp

Israel executes hundreds of innocent Gazans every day in silence. They also steal their organs before executing them. Please spread the word, share this! Stay tuned to reach more people. (hakanboyavv)

Oh they’re holding three trophies!!!! 🏆🏆🏆

Admitting things are tough isn’t a sign of failure. It’s the first step toward feeling like yourself again. You don’t have to carry it all alone. #CATCHisCommunity #MayMentalHealthAwareness2026 #MMHA2026 #GoodDaysBuiltTogether

I'm easily amused w/ thefishnibbler & FoxxyLillyVT

When should you be referred to a specialist? Prof Michelle Harkins outlines how your primary care physician should approach long COVID. Find out more at longcovidtheanswers.com #longcovid #longhauler #breathing #pulmonary #doctor

Lord Qurban Hussain receives a warm welcome upon his arrival at Flavours Peri Peri Chicken 802 Green Lane, Dagenham. #WarmWelcome #LordQurbanHussain #FlavoursPeriPeriChicken

the soundcloud rappers already sampling Charlie Kirk😂🔥🔥

"Since last night, first responders and all necessary services have been working wherever needed. Everyone wounded in the strike will receive assistance. This is our duty, and the state will fulfill it. I am grateful to each and every person working on the […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

In Brazil, a shoe laundry is turning worn-out sneakers into almost brand-new pairs. [📍 Baixada Santista, Brazil]

look at u… waiting for approval like that 😭 #femdom #cuckhold #findom #sph #joi #stroke #tiny #cage #slave #sissy #mistress #domme #mommy

A chance encounter between a mobile car detailer and a quick-witted 81-year-old at an El Cajon RV park has gone viral. More here 📲: https://www.10news.com/positivelysandiego/viral-videos-of-witty-el-cajon-senior-spark-campaign-for-stolen-e-bike 

6 years ago, we woke up at in the early morning to make the drive to Sacramento to pick up our new potato 🥺❤️ He was so tiny, a little scared, and probably wondering where he was going… but it didn’t take long for him to realize he was finally in his forever home 🫶

In 2026, the Russian economy is under growing strain. War-driven growth is fading, sanctions are tightening, reserves are shrinking, and the long-term costs of war are becoming harder to hide. #RussiaIsLosing #StandWithUkraine

When we stop using old money Americans need to Celebrate that We Don't have to live by Old Rules Anymore They can have that old ugly green & White Shit ✌️&💙USA

Trump’s budget makes it clear his priority is NOT American families. CAP's @bbkogan.bsky.social breaks it down:

We’re thrilled to announce our continued partnership with Communications International Group (CIG) as the Official Media Partner for the #PharmacyShow #PS25UK! Read the full article here: www.thepharmacyshow.co.uk/show-news/ph...

The party's all done, but the work around the farm never stops in #BattleRiverCrowfoot. Today's task is moving a fence line! This is #OurHomeOurRiding and #OurCountry

of course they're Knicks fans 😁 Original post

🔥 Overnight, Ukrainian drones destroyed an Iskander missile system and two Tu-142 aircraft at the military airfield in Taganrog. The Tu-142 is a maritime patrol and anti-submarine aircraft designed to detect and destroy enemy nuclear submarines.

“EXCUSE ME OFFICER, PARDON FOR SPEEDING, BUT NMIXX IS PERFORMING THIS EVENING”

STREAM TIME! Today my bestie JOHN is joining us! We're on the closing chapters of #Warcraft 3! Right now we're playing as the Scourge: a zombie plague sent by demonic aliens! Click the link below! twitch.tv/psychotripstreams #WoW #WoWClassic #Gamesky #streaming #streamer

Have you been polishing and tidying too this bank holiday weekend? 🧹 #HouseCam

Trump Knicks NBA Finals #Basketball @misskitty.art @j1j2.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @markrf400.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @kaplanikids.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @trwbbr.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social

📺 El doble de Samuel Basallo con impulsada.

Gooooooood morning my oomfs and welcome to Friday!!! You did it!!! Let's get through the day do we can party this weekend!!! Hooray!

[OG] Pushing EWW to its limits. (PT 1) Link: https://redd.it/1tu3e1j #unixporn #linux #screenshot

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Bees are some of nature’s most impressive engineers. Here’s why hexagons are the perfect shape for their honeycomb. 🐝

🇺🇸🇺🇦President Zelenskyy said Secretary Rubio or Trump administration envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner have “never been” to Kyiv.

#trump #missimg #dead #ontheday #maga Trump has not been seen in public for 7 days, why is he missing? Is he dead?

The use of sexual assault & harassment used to haze female agents is nearly identical in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police & the US Border Patrol.

Podcast | Los 12 conciertos de Benito Martínez Ocasio en España han atrapado la atención tanto de seguidores como de detractores. Entre los múltiples comentarios generados, uno de los elementos que más polémica ha concentrado ha sido la Casita

Brewing peace, one quiet moment at a time. ☕