Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Vanillepuddings". Ich mag ihn ja, aber im Supermarkt verkaufen die ihn immer in so kleinen Bechern. Davon werde ich doch nicht satt. Ich will darin baden können! Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Würstchen-im-Schlafrock-Tag". Ich schlafe allerdings nackt. Mein Würstchen muss atmen können. Spaß beiseite, hier geht es zum Rezept. Guten Appetit. www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/4510... Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Doppelgänger". Da ich keinen Doppelgänger von mir gefunden habe, musste ich mich mit aussermenschlichen Technik klonen. Nun sitzt mein "Doppelgänger" neben mir auf der Couch, schaut Netflix und frisst den Kühlschrank leer. Schönen Montag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Handhygiene". Ab und zu ist das sinnvoll. Wer weiß, was man alles so angefasst hat. Vielleicht sogar sich selbst! 👀 Also passen Sie auf und in der Zwischenzeit: Handschuhe! Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍺 Heute ist "Tag des Deutschen Bieres" denn wir feiern es zum Ehrentag des Deutschen Reinheitsgebotes. Mir ist es aber egal, aus welchem Land mein Bier kommt, solange es schmeckt. Außerdem ist hier heute gutes Grillwetter, das passt ja. Schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Papierfliegers". Ich habe da leider kein Talent für. Ich habe auch schon ein paar in meinem Leben gebastelt, aber keiner flog bisher. Vermutlich bin ich zu schwer für die Dinger. Heute versuche ich es noch mal 😬 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Erde". Ich weiß noch, wie ich sie damals entdeckt habe, als ich einsam durch das All flog und dann hier gelandet bin. Ein schöner Planet. Nur die Bewohner sind manchmal etwas seltsam. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Mai-Sonne". Die scheint wirklich gerade. Laut allwissender Wetter App soll es sich nachher zwar etwas bewölken, aber erst heute Abend leicht regnen. Dann lege ich mich mal mit einem Eistee in Nachbars Garten. Einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltlachtag". Da sollte ich mal etwas an meiner Comedy-Karriere arbeiten. Mit irgendwas muss ich ja mal Erfolg haben. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Ok, einen habe ich noch zum #Weltlachtag

This was yesterday in Jerusalem This is how they treat their own people Israel is an apartheid authoritarian state This is not Democracy the Zionists claim that Israel is the only democracy in the Mideast is total pile of stinking crap 🤨👇🏼

"I staged it with AI. It cost them nothing." 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐝 of RE/MAX Luxury makes the case for staying current with technology in the simplest way possible. A seller did not want to pay for staging. So she used AI to do it instead. No cost, no hassle, and the listing still gets presented

Gov. Wes Moore called it: the U.S. is on fire. Five alarms. This isn't the moment for careful, politics as usual. It's the moment for bold redistricting that protects every vote and fights back hard. Take it from him: "We don't have a choice but to act."

Drunk off my rocker playing ASSAULT SHELL for the first time & I STILL got the goods! The AS series is excellent & challenging. Very unique combination of classic bullet/weapon/enemy styles. Recommended!! #SHMUP #Drunk #STG #BulletHell

good morning happy Thurs everyone 🌞

#EnDirecte Florentino Pérez convoca eleccions al Madrid i s'enfronta a la premsa: "La gent em creu a mi" https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/florentino-perez-roda-premsa-reial-madrid_1_5734934.html

Why weren't the NDP and Conservatives viable to most people in the last election? #canada #cdnpoli #canadapolitics #canadianpolitics #frankdomenic🍁

MI House Republicans hate the idea of Michigan families having support for their babies.

Some secrets protect the world. Others poison it. Blackvale Manor was built on both. www.amazon.com/Blood-Court-... #vampiremystery #darkgothicfiction #thrillernovels #gothicfantasybooks #vampiremanorhouse #horrorbookcommunityreads

🚨Breaking News: the City of Broadview filed an appeal in my lawsuit against them in an attempt to reinstate restrictions on protests and the First Amendment. Let me know in the comments if you're on the side of the Constitution! SHARE to spread the word #robheld #broadview #protest #firstamendment

I like to end on something positive. We need to leave this world in a better state than we found it. Not just for one group, but all humankind. Can't fix past wrongs by letting them happen again. Out of many, one. is our countries motto. Have a great week Be kind, be safe, be happy Spread love ❤️

Tough crowd

Gotta admit, I’m not a mentalist, someone who reads minds. I’m only a photo archivist. But I’d still bet 96% of you reading this haven’t looked at your old printed photos since the day they were developed. 🔗 www.scanmyphotos.com/blog/2025/04...

Happy Saturday Caturday! #cat #saturday #caturday #jumpscare

This is the butterfly garden. It’s barely flowering so far but a few weeks from now it will fill in with more flowers.

The IDF laughing about slaughtering and raping Palestinians. This country has no right to exist. Israel is a crime against humanity

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Grateful to community leaders like Uncle Chevy for taking me around Pa’akea Road so we could see first hand where the hardest hit areas were and the debris and flooding that remain months after the Kona lows.

@c.t.ali.fletcher THE POWER BEHIND THE THROWN, MAGA ARE YOU REALLY OKAY WITH YOUR PRESIDENT BEING BOUGHT AND PAID FOR???

Big, ambitious, weird, and difficult, Mina the Hollower is like last year’s Silksong, built transparently on its inspirations but something altogether its own

Openly genocidal watching people and property being destroyed...all that's missing is popcorn

🇦🇺Senator David Shoebridge criticizes the Royal Commission for failing to challenge false claims equating criticism of Israel or Palestinian solidarity with antisemitism, which fuels Islamophobia and attacks on Muslim and Palestinian communities. He questions the bias and lack of inclusion

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About Last Night. An old ghost spirit named "Black Jacob" visited me and gifted me my first ever "Theme Song". I am honored and blessed to be welcomed into my new "family" on The abandoned haunted Nisbet Plantation. Thank you "Jacob"! Your voice is amazing! #saintkittsandnevis #folktales

Rain is back in the forecast late tonight & into Friday. I've got the latest details below! #arwx #ARStormTeam

Donald Trump lays a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. “Donnie, are you okay?”

#JarrodBleijie getting emotional in the QLD parliament. Please #PutLNPLast whenever you can like at tomorrow’s #StaffordByElection. #AUSPOL #QLDPol #Stafford #LNP #ShannonFentiman #Bleijie #LNPscum

The parkour specialist has taken matters indoors! Someone get this guy his own reality show.

New Wardrobe Staple Alert Found the perfect bodysuit! The Popilush Deep V has amazing tummy control and actually feels breathable. Perfect for daily wear. 🦋 #TrendPikz #BlueskyFashion #Shapewear #StyleFeed

Good morning, Jaye Sometimes I get so caught up in little things, I forget to steady myself. Thank you 💗

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Former Australian Football League pro Mitch Brown is sharing a warning for boys and men, giving insight into how easy it is to get wrapped up in the “manosphere” through his own personal experience.

Perfectionism and Productivity in the New Year, 2026

"If you're a parent, this should make your stomach drop." bit.ly/4bHxvTk

#streetphotography coverage #pictures over Saint Patrick Cathedral, Easter Sunday Manhattan NY tranquil festive environment #reels #clip scenery Sunday Funday

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Newly released CCTV footage shows children and teachers running for cover as strikes hit Qazvin, Iran near a boys’ school. The strikes occurred during the Feb. 28 U.S.-Israeli operation. One boy was reportedly killed after being struck in the head by a falling pole.

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☠️ The pilots of the Phoenix border unit continue to impress with their effective and productive combat work! 💥 During May, it was quite hot on all the front lines.

That is why he's THE BEAST!! 🔥 #WWEClash continues on the ESPN App with an ESPN Unlimited plan: https://es.pn/watchwwe

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Paddling through one of the most beautiful places on Earth - Geirangerfjord, Norway TT: gomunro

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Wei Wuxian's smirk so d3adly, Lan Wangji had to draw his sword. What love does to a person! 🥹💙❤️ #mdzs #TheUntamed/ #CQL #XiaoZhan肖战 #WangYibo王一博 #cdrama #mxtx

ABS overturned in #Dodgers at #Diamondbacks (Bot 7). Geraldo Perdomo challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Jordan Baker | Upheld 54.4% (31/57). Later: Geraldo Perdomo lines out to second baseman Alex Freeland.

I miss the early 2000s

Happy to announce that Rotta immediately found comfort in his shark bed. Thanks to Kesä for keeping an eye on it; yet another best purchase ever. ❤️