Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Akkordions". Hatte als Kind mal eins, weil der Musiklehrer damals kostenlose Akkordeon-Stunden angeboten hat. Aber ich hörte dann irgendwann auf, weil mein Musikgeschmack eher Richtung Punk ging. Mit 'ner Buddel Rum schaffe ich es vielleicht noch.

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Hamburgers". Damit ist wohl die Speise gemeint. Als Alien verwechsle ich das beim Essen manchmal. Dann rufe ich gleich beim Besitzer des nächsten Imbisswagens an und empfehle ihm, vor meiner Wohnung zu parken. Einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Kaktus". Bald haben wir frei nach Helge Schneider wieder: "Sommer, Sonne Kaktus". Bis dahin gieße ich den kleinen grünen Kaktus auf meinem imaginären Balkon. Vergessen Sie auch den Muttertag nicht! Schönen Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Otter". Ich mag diese Tiere. Wussten Sie, dass Otter beim Schlafen an der Wasseroberfläche Händchen halten, damit sie nicht voneinander getrennt werden? Schaue heute dann mal einen "Harry Otter" Film. Wünsche einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltfahrradtag". Da sollte ich mir mal wieder sowas zulegen. Schließlich wohne ich in Deutschlands größter Fahrradstadt. Aber seit ich mit 14 meinen Mofa-Führerschein bekam, war es vorbei 🤷‍♂️ Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Moin🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Orgasmus" (kein Witz). Da man hier sowas aber nicht kennt und die KI schon streikt, wenn ich mich am Strand in Badehose zeigen will, widmen wir uns dem "Tag der verlorenen Socke". Der ist heute auch und das kennt jeder. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Einkaufswagens". Die Preise der Einkaufswagen - 1 Euro pro Stück (vorher 1 DM) sind seit vielen Jahren stabil und sie sind vielseitig verwendbar. Ob als Gehhilfe, Schubkarre oder sogar als Wandregal - habe alles schon gesehen. Schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍺 Heute ist "Tag des Deutschen Bieres" denn wir feiern es zum Ehrentag des Deutschen Reinheitsgebotes. Mir ist es aber egal, aus welchem Land mein Bier kommt, solange es schmeckt. Außerdem ist hier heute gutes Grillwetter, das passt ja. Schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Würstchen-im-Schlafrock-Tag". Ich schlafe allerdings nackt. Mein Würstchen muss atmen können. Spaß beiseite, hier geht es zum Rezept. Guten Appetit. www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/4510... Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍀🐇🥚 Heute ist "Tag des Telefons". Das erinnert mich daran, an Ostern nach Hause zu telefonieren. Aber es gibt leider oft Verbindungsprobleme mit dem intergalaktischen Telefonnetz. Wünsche allen einen schönen Ostermontag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

David Lammy says Keir Starmer is the most resilient person he knows & the PM will not be setting out a timetable for his departure

🚨 Shocking livestream incident! Kick streamer Clavicular reportedly banned after a viral Christmas Eve stream involving a Tesla Cybertruck 😳⚠️ Full story 👇 trendfluxnews.blogspot.com/2025/12/kick... #Clavicular #KickStreamer #ViralLivestream #Cybertruck #TrendingNews #TrendFluxNews

Nature is beautiful and precious! Take a moment to slow down and notice the small things. Wishlist “Hawthorn” on Steam to nest in your own woodland home. Link in comments. #houseandhome #cozygamer #naturelover #birdphoto #spring

This is what the occupied city of Bakhmut looks like now, after ten months of bloody fighting over it 😢 The Ukrainian Armed Forces withdrew from the city in May 2023 😢 #UkrainianRussianWar #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #SupportUkraine #SaveUkraine #StandWithUkraine #Bakhmut

#ifollowgoharshahi #imammehdigoharshahi #i̇slam #IsMehdiHere

How many failures/lessons have we gone through? Too many to count. Just remember, there are as many ways to farm and to garden as there are Growers. Find what works for you. Thank you for supporting small businesses; your choices matter. BTW, Epstein. #farmlife #familyfarm #garden

"Why don’t Palestinians just leave?" #MalakMattar explains that #Gaza 's deep humanity and solidarity are the answer. Even under fire, the community shows the world what it truly means to care. As she says: "Gaza has freed the world." 🎨🇵🇸 🎧 Watch: youtu.be/4xKXS9QCWEg

Whipps Cross Hospital hosted the Crampsta period pain simulator! The contrast was wild: men were shocked by the extreme pain, while women normalized it during long shifts. We have to make men aware of what women experience monthly and make it ok to have sick leaves when needed.

Four chapters. One message. One Christ. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #GraceOverJudgment #christiancontent #christantiktok #christanity #BibleReading #christianfyp #fyp

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Donald Trump was elected to make stuff cost less. Voters think he is failing at that. It's why his poll numbers are worse than they have ever been before.

Good morning all you amazing critters and welcome to a thrilling Thursday, y'all are invited to the party.

#OnThisDay in 2022, Kyle and Roxy moved to Darwin. While this was Chris Milligan and Zima Anderson's final regular appearance as Kyle and Roxy, both would return for guest appearances #Neighbours #BringBackNeighbours

cude4994 antworten #kaiserschnitt #kaiserschnittmama #geburt #drittestrimester #wehen Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Women carrying things. . . Or, get out of my way I’m work’in here!

THREAD: Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at the hospital when a tablet was brought to her bedside. On the screen was a Zoom call with a judge and several lawyers and doctors. She was in court, a nurse told her. The reason? For failing to agree to a C-section.

☀️ Ça sent bon l'été (mais c'est dans un mois hein) !

"In all six special elections, we have seen double-digit Democratic overperformances" - Iowa Senate Candidate @zachwahls.bsky.social looks to keep the momentum going in November! Listen to the @msignorile.bsky.social Show at Signorile.com

Remember they have camps ready for us and have given the kill order. So every American needs to fight back and throw hands. They do not see us as human so you don't treat them like humans either. Us or the 1% choose wisely.

LISTEN: Each year, our WCS Career Lattice supports 1,900+ youth in volunteer, internship, and job opportunities across our five parks. Thanks to our supporters in this effort including the New York City Council and Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. 🔊 Hear some of their journeys: apple.co/4uy53cI

💙異常な星間天体（例えば「3I / ATLAS」とラベル付けされたもの）を最悪のシナリオの情報収集と防衛の想定に基づいて評価することは妥当である #GPT - 編集：ノブナガ将軍] theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2025/12/it-i... 💙You see, #academia will not approach #Thoth for a while. theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2024/11/you-... #SouthKorea #Seoul #mongolia #Japan #Tokyo #Osaka #Taiwan

Micromanagement and rigid command structures slowly shut employees down. When people feel unheard or punished for initiative, they stop contributing ideas and simply wait for instructions. They may still show up physically, but mentally, they’ve already checked out.

this afternoon, sunny. high near 58, with temperatures falling to around 56 in the afternoon. south wind around 14 mph. tonight, a chance of rain after 11pm. partly cloudy, with a low around 51. south wind 10 to 14 mph. chance of precipitation is (1/2)

The Thunder arrive back in Oklahoma City, following their Game 6 Loss, and are greeted by the fans at the airport, despite the late hour (at 2:30 AM). (via @mrbuckbucknba.bsky.social) #NBA

A little Miles Davis on his 100th birthday. That smirk gets me every time lol

What do we know about James Fishback's mysterious bride? @willsommer.bsky.social explains this whirlwind romance with @samsteindc.bsky.social and what he has learned about the Florida Gubernatorial candidate's now wife and the details on their relationship.

Inside Iran’s military doctrine, asymmetric warfare is not a tactic but a long term strategy. Footage from the 1990s show martyr Hossein Salami, the commander of the IRGC, explaining how to deal with superior power not through direct confrontation

Neera Tanden: Inflation is higher today then the day Trump took office. His tariffs and war of choice with Iran make Americans pay higher prices.

Check her mattress!! 💰 TT: Peter USA

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 A time was had ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

The balls on this guy., OMG

This week is #WorldContinenceWeek — an important time to raise awareness and encourage open conversations about bladder and bowel health. We have a factsheet with symptom advice and other helpful info here: bit.ly/2tiBs9K @rhianlast.bsky.social @bladderboweluk.bsky.social @helendon-rn.bsky.social

When rhetoric escalates, so do the responses. Even those are the far right are now calling for consideration of the 25th Amendment. @sonyasloanmd.bsky.social @drhaydeebrown.bsky.social @meidastouch.com #25thAmendment #Trump #Iran #WarinIran

“This is a serious movement… it’s a generational shift.” @ucl.ac.uk's Dr @sherrillstroschein.bsky.social on Péter Magyar’s election victory, speaking to Bloomberg Television. Watch the full interview ⬇️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB9W... #Hungary #Magyar #Orbán #Elections #Politics

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Good luck to Beaver Football !! #GoBeavs 🦫

Author: 🏳️‍🌈 Aubrey 🍉 Handle: gingerpeach94 she does not like boys #shedoesnotlikeboys #nolikeboys #girls #meme #tiktok #archive

𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝟮 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴! 🏴‍☠️ Pirates. Secrets. A reunion that could break the world wide open. 🔥 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎, 🔥 turns the slow burn into a wildfire. Perfect for fans of LGBTQ+ fantasy romance with world-shaking tension. Are you ready? https://books.authorcaseymorales.com/kaneko

“Bibi on trial The strait is the lock Iran is the key Hear the tic toc. Bibi in chains The world is the court Iran is the gavel Your fate is short.” youtu.be/0nCWdXd8Sqs?... #PINKS

@madfingergames.bsky.social is looking for a Producer! - tinyurl.com/9fewwnmz Coordinate teams, manage development flow, and help deliver high-quality shooter experiences in an onsite role! #gamedev #indiedev #hiring #jobs #gamecareers #gamesjobs

Slay The Princess by @blacktabbygames.com somehow lives up to the huge hype. Excellent writing, choice making, branching paths and longevity. @serenityforge.com #SlayThePrincess #SlayThePrincessEdit #scarlethollowgame #visualnovel #visualnoveledit

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Normal - #UkrainWillWin and #UkrainianPeopleWillwin 💙💙💛

WARREN: Do you agree that it's a conflict of interest for President Trump to trade stocks? BESSENT: President Trump is not sitting in the Oval Office engaging in a high-frequency trading strategy. Congress should get their house in order first W: You think it's okay for the president to do this?

Paul Heyman's ass just got speared through a barricade by Bron Breakker. Excellent. #WWERaw #WWE

Collier County’s first diverging diamond interchange is now open at I-75 and Pine Ridge Road, aiming to improve traffic flow and safety while construction continues through 2027. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/collier-county-first-diverging-diamond-open-i-75-pine-ridge-road/71452746 

The brown treesnake has no predators, a voracious appetite for birds/eggs & populations exploded to 2 million. Today, there are 10 times as many snakes as people on Guam. Thomas Seibert captured this video of their ability to climb nest boxes designed to be snake-proof, by looping their body.

The apex of ruZZian military genius: slaughtering people where they sleep, eat, and hide from the invaders. Right after attack on Kyiv.

Their racist, poorly informed and perceived superiority combined with their mythical delusions has them confused !!!

Voormalig commandant Korps Mariniers Jeff Mac Mootry: “Invasie door middel van immigratie. Potentiële tegenstanders zullen niet per se het gewapend conflict opzoeken. Door de migratie in een tempo en een omvang door te drukken zoals nu het geval is, ondergraaf je uiteindelijk de samenleving.” (2025)