Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welt-Whisky-Tag". Ich habe nur etwas Bier und eine Flasche Wodka, die seit über einem Jahr im Froster liegt. Mal sehen, was so aus dem SodaStream kommt denn wegen etwas Whisky möchte ich den Lieferdienst nicht behelligen. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Tanzes". Da mein mein Bein seit Wochen schmerzt, wackel ich dann nur etwas mit den Zehen, das muss reichen. Schließlich muss ich morgen Nacht noch in den Mai torkeln. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Ehrentag der Pflanze". Ich habe zwar keinen eigenen Garten wie im Video, aber meine Eltern. Früher musste ich natürlich bei der Gartenarbeit helfen. Heute pflege ich eine Plastikblume. Werde sie gleich mal gießen. Schönen Montag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Grillhähnchen". Aber mit mir will sowieso niemand Hähnchen halten. Dann gibt es eben ein Käsebrot zum Frühstück. Aber ich könnte den Käse in der Mikrowelle grillen 🤔 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍀🐇🥚 Heute ist "Tag des Telefons". Das erinnert mich daran, an Ostern nach Hause zu telefonieren. Aber es gibt leider oft Verbindungsprobleme mit dem intergalaktischen Telefonnetz. Wünsche allen einen schönen Ostermontag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Vanillepuddings". Ich mag ihn ja, aber im Supermarkt verkaufen die ihn immer in so kleinen Bechern. Davon werde ich doch nicht satt. Ich will darin baden können! Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Moin🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Orgasmus" (kein Witz). Da man hier sowas aber nicht kennt und die KI schon streikt, wenn ich mich am Strand in Badehose zeigen will, widmen wir uns dem "Tag der verlorenen Socke". Der ist heute auch und das kennt jeder. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Papierfliegers". Ich habe da leider kein Talent für. Ich habe auch schon ein paar in meinem Leben gebastelt, aber keiner flog bisher. Vermutlich bin ich zu schwer für die Dinger. Heute versuche ich es noch mal 😬 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Star Wars Day". Da habe ich mal wieder einen alten Freund auf Dagobah besucht. Er wollte mich sogar zum Jedi-Ritter ausbilden, aber mein Bein tut weh. Wünsche allen einen schönen Montag und einen guten Wochenstart. Möge die Macht mit dir sein! 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Ich konnte das hier nicht früher posten: Heute ist "Internationaler Tag der Stimme". Dann werde ich gleich mal unter der Dusche laut singen und hoffen, die Nachbarn rufen nicht wieder die Polizei, weil sie das für Todesschreie halten. Wünsche allen einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

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Conservatives advocate bullying small children