Guten Morgen 🖖🍀🐇🥚 Heute ist "Tag des Telefons". Das erinnert mich daran, an Ostern nach Hause zu telefonieren. Aber es gibt leider oft Verbindungsprobleme mit dem intergalaktischen Telefonnetz. Wünsche allen einen schönen Ostermontag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Apfelkuchens". Das erinnert mich an eine Szene aus dem Film "American Pie" und das erinnert mich daran, dass ich alt bin. Teil 1 ist übrigens von 1999 und man sollte ihn kennen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Haustiere". Der Religionslehrer predigte damals, Tiere hätten weder Seele noch Bewusstsein. Das ist Quatsch. Viele Hunde würden in Extremsituationen ihr Leben für den Menschen geben, manche Affen lernen die Zeichensprache. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Otter". Ich mag diese Tiere. Wussten Sie, dass Otter beim Schlafen an der Wasseroberfläche Händchen halten, damit sie nicht voneinander getrennt werden? Schaue heute dann mal einen "Harry Otter" Film. Wünsche einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag des Backens". Natürlich war ich da schon fleißig und habe mir für den Sonntag ein knuspriges Schwarzbrot gebacken. Das passiert mir immer, wenn ich zu viel Mehl schnüffle. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Grillhähnchen". Aber mit mir will sowieso niemand Hähnchen halten. Dann gibt es eben ein Käsebrot zum Frühstück. Aber ich könnte den Käse in der Mikrowelle grillen 🤔 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Pinguine". Ich finde sie wirklich niedlich aber als Haustiere eignen die sich nicht. Der letzte hat mir immer den Kühlschrank vollgekackt und mir meine Heringsfilets weggefressen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Samstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Vanillepuddings". Ich mag ihn ja, aber im Supermarkt verkaufen die ihn immer in so kleinen Bechern. Davon werde ich doch nicht satt. Ich will darin baden können! Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Kaktus". Bald haben wir frei nach Helge Schneider wieder: "Sommer, Sonne Kaktus". Bis dahin gieße ich den kleinen grünen Kaktus auf meinem imaginären Balkon. Vergessen Sie auch den Muttertag nicht! Schönen Sonntag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Akkordions". Hatte als Kind mal eins, weil der Musiklehrer damals kostenlose Akkordeon-Stunden angeboten hat. Aber ich hörte dann irgendwann auf, weil mein Musikgeschmack eher Richtung Punk ging. Mit 'ner Buddel Rum schaffe ich es vielleicht noch.

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We were hoping for a revolution, but instead the Russians chose a “civil information war”… Russian journalists Dmitry Borisenko and Pavel Ivanov discuss what is currently happening in Russian society.

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It’s disgusting that our media isn’t even talking about this.

On this day in 2024: Adam Copeland defended the TNT Title against Malakai Black inside a barbed-wire steel cage at Double or Nothing. The match will mostly be remembered for Copeland fracturing his tibia while jumping off the top of the cage. (via AEW)

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“That’s Life” Jym Jordon commenting on Trump’s high gas prices. These people don’t bat an eye at the conscienceless words and actions they pelt America with.

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Three days with agency owners in Costa Rica. The takeaway: the ones winning right now are moving fast, positioning tight, and being honest about how hard it is. The playbook is changing fast but the people in that room are changing faster.

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Fire the entire vaccine committee, the best and brightest on the subject of vaccines ---citing need to restore public confidence in vaccines when RFK JR is the one leading the anti-vax movement. I expect this group of raccoons to be intellectually superior to the next committee.

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Human Rights Watch has concluded that Israel’s denial of water to Gaza amounts to an act of Genocide. Starmer’s a genocide enabler.