Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Tag des Kaktus". Bald haben wir frei nach Helge Schneider wieder: "Sommer, Sonne Kaktus". Bis dahin gieße ich den kleinen grünen Kaktus auf meinem imaginären Balkon. Vergessen Sie auch den Muttertag nicht! Schönen Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Möwen". Also halten Sie Ihr Fischbrötchen gut fest denn Sie wissen ja: "Die weißen Tauben sind Möwen". Wünsche allen einen schönen Montag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Nationaler Tag des Tees in Großbritannien". Dann mal auf zum Buckingham Palace um mit König Charles eine Tasse echten britischen Tee zu genießen. Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Erde". Ich weiß noch, wie ich sie damals entdeckt habe, als ich einsam durch das All flog und dann hier gelandet bin. Ein schöner Planet. Nur die Bewohner sind manchmal etwas seltsam. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltbienentag". Bienen sind nicht nur lebenswichtig für die Umwelt, sie machen auch die Imker reich und bescheren uns den süßen Honig. Darauf ein Honigkuchenpferd! Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖🍺 Heute ist "Tag des Deutschen Bieres" denn wir feiern es zum Ehrentag des Deutschen Reinheitsgebotes. Mir ist es aber egal, aus welchem Land mein Bier kommt, solange es schmeckt. Außerdem ist hier heute gutes Grillwetter, das passt ja. Schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welt-Whisky-Tag". Ich habe nur etwas Bier und eine Flasche Wodka, die seit über einem Jahr im Froster liegt. Mal sehen, was so aus dem SodaStream kommt denn wegen etwas Whisky möchte ich den Lieferdienst nicht behelligen. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Ok, einen habe ich noch zum #Weltlachtag

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Schlecht geschlafen (Rücken). Habe schon eine Ibu 800 gefrühstückt. Egal, heute ist "Tag der Gurke". So ein Gurkenglas werde ich ja wohl noch öffnen können 👀 Wünsche allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Moin🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Orgasmus" (kein Witz). Da man hier sowas aber nicht kennt und die KI schon streikt, wenn ich mich am Strand in Badehose zeigen will, widmen wir uns dem "Tag der verlorenen Socke". Der ist heute auch und das kennt jeder. Schönen Samstag 🫶

Europe tries to sway Trump on vehicle tariffs [Edit] After Donald Trump's threat to increase tariffs from 15% to 25% on EU-made cars, Europeans are calling to quickly finalize the Turnberry trade deal, which caps most US tariffs on EU goods at 15%. May 8, 2026 p.dw.com/p/5DUMZ DW News

#Canadians. #Hockey. National Anthem. That is all. Thank you. 🇨🇦❤️💪

Чем заменить капроновые колготки? #нанопластик #пластик #иммунитет #здоровье Международная экспертная конференция «Нанопластик: скрытые связи и возникающие риски», которая прошла 24 февраля 2026 года в Европейском парламенте в Брюсселе. Оригинал youtu.be/EZony1cFgjk на ру youtu.be/ha6T0t0q7JA

Lifestyle Change: My Health Transformed in 3 Months! Witness a dramatic health transformation! We share incredible results from lifestyle changes: HDL soared from 32 to 80, triglycerides plummeted from 170 to 30, and chronic conditions vanished! Discover our journey to wellness.

City centre residents say the River Clyde is being "seriously under-cherished" as rubbish is left strewn along its banks. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottis...

For history buffs, activists, and lovers of the '60s—this is a book you won’t want to miss. Grab Matter of Conscience now! 📚 https://www.amazon.com/Matter-Conscience-Bruce-Neckels/dp/1643162365 #BuyNow #BruceNeckels

A gripping first-hand account of the Vietnam War era from an insider who chose prison over battle. 🎬📖 https://www.amazon.com/Matter-Conscience-Bruce-Neckels/dp/1643162365 #MatterOfConscienc#VietnamWarMemoir 🎬 #ConscienceOverWar✊#BruceNeckels

Quantum tunneling, vital for life (photosynthesis & DNA!), is now simulated by a new device from Yale, Google & UCSB. Huge for drug discovery. 🧪 #quantumcomputing Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-04-superconducting-quantum-circuit-simulates-proton.html

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Scoliosis often progresses without pain, especially during growth. Early diagnosis helps families understand risk, monitor intelligently, and preserve options before progression limits them. Timing matters. 📩 Upload your child’s X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

Little known contributing factor. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

#news from the #UnitedStates and around the #world

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

We the People showed up at No Kings Southlake! #NoKings #NoKingsSouthlakeTX

Viral posts say an Italian scientist discovered an enzyme that “melts away” arterial plaque, but the science doesn’t back that up. ❌ There’s no clinical proof that it can reverse heart disease in humans. ❤️‍🩹 Don’t let hype replace facts. ✅ #FactCheck srilanka.factcrescendo.com/english/ital...

#angstvorgeburt #geburtstrauma #geburtstraumaverarbeiten #angstfreigebären #angstfreigebähren Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Who Profits From Trump's $1.8 Billion Theft Of Your Tax Dollars? Check This Map Of Jan 6th Insurrectionists. thedemlabs.org/blog/?search...

Studentska Memorandumska anti-šiptarijada u Kragujevcu je bila posećena taman koliko i koncert Jelene Karleuše. Ali nije to neki njihov neuspeh, nemaju se rašta zapljuvavati kad su već na žalost socijalno prihvatljivi i popularni. Ovo samo da ponosne mame i tate imaju šta da stave na fejsbuk.

🧠✨ #UnconsciousExperiences – How the #brain processes #information 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... 🎥 youtu.be/hoqiI_TElv4 #Zoomposium #GodehardBrüntrup #Attention #Consciousness #Cognition #PhilosophyOfMind #PhenomenalConsciousness #CognitiveNeuroscience #Perception #Thinking

Perfect execution of title-winning bumps for Mikel Arteta 😅

Migraine sucks, throat hurts, vertigo is flaring, my lips are cracking, my eyes are burning, my skin is broken out, and to top it all off, my body has decided it’s time to begin our monthly blood sacrifice to the gods of childless freedom, so… …time to start getting stoned 🙃🌬️🍃✨

ABS confirmed in #Rays at #Orioles (Top 10). Adley Rutschman challenged the ball call on Rico Garcia's pitch to Oliver Dunn. Ball confirmed. HP: Ryan Additon | Upheld 54.0% (34/63). Result: Oliver Dunn walks. Chandler Simpson to 3rd. Jonathan Aranda to 2nd.

You know who hates historicity and loves violent historicism? White people, see: All of history and now.

STEVE’S SLEEVES! It’s the talk of St. Louis when storms hit: Steve Templeton’s sleeves Now, he’s sharing his meteorologist secret with Lauren Trager as they dive deeper into the profession on the DTF St. Louis: The Unofficial Aftershow. 🎙️Listen wherever you get your podcasts 🎧

TEXAS !!!! Now is your chance to do what is right !!! Uvalde children are looking down. YOU MUST VOTE !! So excited for you !!! We are all rooting for you get ready for your state to change for the better !!! 💙🗳️🌊

Hear directly from youth canvassers about their experience door knocking in California CD-45! Rep. Derek Tran won by a narrow margin of 653 votes last cycle — which means every conversation counts. Help protect the district and sign up to canvass at the link in our bio 🔗 #bluewave

Shumer is a Zionist pig that supports genocide 👿👉🏼💔 we need some new blood this guy has to go🤨👇🏼💙

TONIGHT (Tuesday) at 5:30 p.m. on @krqe.com - we were contacted about a yellow school bus dropping off the homeless in an Albuquerque neighborhood. My latest for #KRQEInvestigates includes what we learned from locals and the city about it. #homeless #NewMexico #ABQ

Post yer getaway vehicle

This is basically the most accurate description of the right wing I've ever heard. And they let themselves be manipulated because they're more comfortable being triggered, and not realizing it, then actually considering the truth of what is occurring.

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Middlesbrough fans right after Southampton were kicked out of the playoffs.

THANK YOU @ricardommarch @greens.org.nz "Why the rush to grant ‘automated decision makers’ the power over any decision made by WINZ? It speaks volumes that the priorities are to punch down on the unemployed instead of going after the big banks & supermarkets raking while people struggle." #nzpol

It's always been about people-powered movements, and this time it's not just one of us at the top of a presidential ticket. This time, we have candidates across the country ready to change the party.

Cannabis at 16-24 years old #stanfordmed #andrewhuberman #advice #cannabis #medicine #health

I-376 @ MM 69.92 (FT PITT BRIDGE- LOWER DECK #17) 🕒 7:12 AM - 7:14 AM ET (6x speed) 🌡️ 52°F | Clear 📍: 40.439290,-80.010480

I'll NEVER melt for you...too strong. I told you...I might of worn your collar to bed...but that doesn't mean you've collared me. 🥺💪🏾

Amazon has won OpenAI's business. OpenAI and Amazon have signed a seven-year deal in which OpenAI will pay AWS $38 billion for AI compute, including training its models and processing ChatGPT queries using Amazon's data centers and using Amazon’s CPUs to power agentic AI.

Ein 37-jähriger Syrer steht im dringenden Verdacht, am 25. Februar 2026 gegen 7.45 Uhr gemeinsam mit einem bisher unbekannten Mann seine beiden Söhne im Alter von sieben und acht Jahren mitgenommen zu haben. #Kindesentführung

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For May 15th, International Day of Families, Family Planners are amongst the range of Y Marrs Colourist notebooks - Get together and take note! https://tinyurl.com/vkm2wmu4   #easygiftingwithyvonnemarrs #notebooks

📊 Congress Activity Report | May 26th Congress held only pro forma sessions, but two FAFSA fraud bills advanced in committee. One targets oversight of aid disbursements tied to suspected fraud. The other would require identity fraud screening for every FAFSA.

Aspie Unscripted: Happy Pride Month, pride is under attack from right-wingers. #aspie #unscripted #asd #autism #disability

Two bits of good news out from last week.  Energy prices and emissions down.  It's our plan in action. More cheaper, cleaner energy and a fairer deal for households.

This claim is 100% weapons grade bullshit. Another Fox "News" host that's full of shit...

ALWAYS #KNICKS and #StayMe70 👊🏽💥

🇮🇱🇱🇧 L'armée #israélienne a reçu l'ordre de frapper la capitale #libanaise, #Beyrouth, plongeant les habitants dans l'inquiétude. L'analyse de Jean-Paul Chagnollaud, professeur émérite, président d'honneur de l'iReMMO ⤵️

Lopez has contributed well in his time with the Rangers. Can’t imagine he sticks once Seager is ready (unless Texas is willing to DFA Haggerty), but this is a great audition for him for later in the season when another club has a need.

LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ZenlessZoneZero

Seriously the lies... There were times in my recovery that I did not see the point to it when all people did was lie to each other. Your videos walked me to find my center, thank you for using YouTube to get your Name&Words out there. #IwasDepressed🚫SuicidalYetYourVideosGaveMeHope 🗡️👨🏽‍💻🛡️⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️🕉️🐦‍🔥🌊🪃🧲