Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Papageien". Ich hätte auch gerne einen, dem ich das Sprechen beibringen kann. Habe aber Angst, das der mich dann vollquatscht und beleidigt. Ne, ich mag die. Hatte früher mal Wellensittiche. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Hamburgers". Damit ist wohl die Speise gemeint. Als Alien verwechsle ich das beim Essen manchmal. Dann rufe ich gleich beim Besitzer des nächsten Imbisswagens an und empfehle ihm, vor meiner Wohnung zu parken. Einen schönen Donnerstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Weltlachtag". Da sollte ich mal etwas an meiner Comedy-Karriere arbeiten. Mit irgendwas muss ich ja mal Erfolg haben. Wünsche allen einen entspannten Sonntag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Delfine". Wird Zeit, bei der Krankenkasse mal wieder wegen einer Delfin-Therapie anzufragen. Letztes mal haben die mir nur eine Dose Thunfisch geschickt. Wünsche allen noch einen schönen Dienstag 🫶

Moin 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Lerne-Kompostieren-Tag". Habe keinen Garten. Dann lege ich heute einen Kompost in der Duschwanne an. Ich muss dazu ja nur den Bio-Müll umsetzen. Kretschmann sagte ja bereits vor 4 Jahren, ein Waschlappen reicht zum waschen ☝️ Einen schönen Freitag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Kein-schmutziges-Geschirr-Tag". Da wird es Zeit für den jährlichen Spülmarathon. Falls kein Spülmittel mehr da ist... Anti-Schuppenshampoo geht doch auch, oder? Wünsche allen einen schönen Montag und einen guten Wochenstart 🫶

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag des Drohnenflugs". Da habe ich mir auch mal eine gekauft und bei dem Wetter kann ich sie prima testen. Wenn ich es gelernt habe, schaue ich mal, was Sie heute so treiben... 👀 Wünsche allen einen schönen Samstag 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Internationaler Rettet-die-Frösche-Tag". Ich werde mich einfach der nächsten Froschwanderung anschließen und übe bis dahin, Fliegen mit der Zunge zu fangen. Allen einen schönen Dienstag 🫶 *Hinweis zum Video: Die KI hat Probleme mit dem Wort "Frösche".

Mahlzeit 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Tag der Erde". Ich weiß noch, wie ich sie damals entdeckt habe, als ich einsam durch das All flog und dann hier gelandet bin. Ein schöner Planet. Nur die Bewohner sind manchmal etwas seltsam. Wünsche allen einen schönen Mittwoch 🫶

Guten Morgen 🖖☕️ Heute ist "Welttag der Esel". Sie wissen ja: "Über 7 Eselsbrücken musst du geh'n..." Da ich kaum geschlafen habe, lege ich mich noch mal auf's Eselsohr. Wünsche allen einen schönen Freitag und später einen guten Start ins Wochenende 🫶

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Okay, I will fight him. He will be dropped in no time flat by a woman.

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ABS confirmed in #Rays at #Orioles (Top 10). Adley Rutschman challenged the ball call on Rico Garcia's pitch to Oliver Dunn. Ball confirmed. HP: Ryan Additon | Upheld 54.0% (34/63). Result: Oliver Dunn walks. Chandler Simpson to 3rd. Jonathan Aranda to 2nd.

🏀 Can Jaden Ivey win Most Improved Player❓ 🪣 I made the case this week on Buckets 🪣 @hpbasketball.bsky.social @actionnetwork.bsky.social tinyurl.com/6wszms6v

A Massachusetts McDonald’s manager is accused of licking fries, spitting in the container, and sending the order out through the drive-thru. Police say the customer was her ex-girlfriend, who reportedly ate the food before seeing the video online. That is not messy drama. That is food tampering.

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Russell Mean explains native matriarchy and how it differs from patriarchy. #Indigenous #Matriarchy

A ceremony was held in honor of Bureau Chief Chalta TV, #SaghirBhatti, upon his return from performing #Umrah. The event was organized by renowned London businessman #RajaAllahDitta.

Hear directly from youth canvassers about their experience door knocking in California CD-45! Rep. Derek Tran won by a narrow margin of 653 votes last cycle — which means every conversation counts. Help protect the district and sign up to canvass at the link in our bio 🔗 #bluewave

Yep. There we go. First coffee spit of the day. If you were around in the ‘80s, you’ll feel this. “Blockade, blockade… I thought this was easy peasy.”

And there goes Darth Maul, down the hole to a spider-like future, but luckily not like Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West. We don't need that evil lol

The scientific method of parking a car.

Came for the politics. Stayed for the fish. Left with my heart full and my plate alarmingly empty. See y'all at the convention later! Let me know if you want to get involved in building a new American dream together & we'll make it happen. #Mayra4Congress #scdems #scdemweekend #DemocraticConvention

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I was absolutely OBSESSED with Michael as a kid (video about that coming tomorrow)! It feels so good to be back in that #MJ craze again. 💕 #michaeljackson #michaeljacksonmovie #michaelmovie #mjmovie

Brandon Lowe’s challenge was denied. He proceeded to fly out and was immediately ejected

Residents and environmental activists are demanding a halt to construction after a luxury resort project, backed by #JaredKushner and #IvankaTrump, began work near the protected Narta Lagoon on Albania's southern coast. www.instagram.com/reel/DY-VCrq...

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In a world that devalues people who are dependent and who require something of us, Jesus shows us the beauty in cherishing them. ❤️ Church is a place where we can not only care for these people, but learn something from them. Listen to the full conversation: linktr.ee/savedbythecity

Donald Trump’s behavior with Iran does not look like strategic leadership or savvy negotiation. It looks like the conduct of someone who bankrupted six casinos—which is exactly what he did.

James Talarico: The reason Democrats lost support in South Texas and among Hispanic voters is because we took them for granted. We assumed they were a part of our base and we stopped showing up. We stopped competing for their votes.

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As Americans struggle financially, Trump's promise to pardon all January 6th insurrectionists, including those who attacked police, is slammed. Families of officers like Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges speak out against rewriting history. #January6th #Trump #PoliticalNews #OfficerSafety

I'm a fucking Disney princess! 😁 (that poor thing flew against a window and was knocked out for a while. Some 2 hours later it flew away. I put him up there because of the cats around)

Azucar! #AEWCollision

Amazon’s AI layoffs have begun. Amazon plans to eliminate approximately 14,000 jobs: www.aboutamazon.com/news/company... As of June 30, Amazon employed about 1.55 million people globally, but only about 350,000 are corporate employees, meaning that the 14,000 represents 4% of that headcount.

When you call 911, your care starts long before you get to the hospital. EMTs, paramedics and every one of our first responders are highly-trained healthcare professionals who make sure you arrive safely and ready for continued care. Happy #EMSweek from everyone at Mercy!

Ein 37-jähriger Syrer steht im dringenden Verdacht, am 25. Februar 2026 gegen 7.45 Uhr gemeinsam mit einem bisher unbekannten Mann seine beiden Söhne im Alter von sieben und acht Jahren mitgenommen zu haben. #Kindesentführung

Breaking: U.S. service members are reportedly rationing food in the Strait of Hormuz. Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli have shared images showing limited portions. According to USA Today, rations are running low. An alarming sign of conditions in a critical region.

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Trump just sold a pardon for $5 billion

Keiner glaubt mir das ich unterwegs fruehstuecke😭🤌

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So we have the tallest pool… 🤣 must’ve been show and tell. 😆