Hearting your own texts mid argument is the digital version of clapping for yourself while someone’s still talking.

spilling your coffee as an adult feels like the same kind of small but devastating disappointment a child feels when dropping an ice cream cone. Less crying more cuss words

The quiet life was never the problem. We were just taught to believe it was. Turns out peace doesn’t sell nearly as well as hustle.

Just out here conducting daily emotional audits with zero qualifications. Is it hormones? The weather? My bank account? Or am I one inconvenience away from a full system reboot? Being a woman is a constant game of “what flavor of sad is this?” and honestly… the results are inconclusive.

Trip → turn around → blame the floor. I have a brand to protect.

“Just lock in.” Lock in? I’m a mom with ADHD. I’m locked out, forgot where I put the keys, and there’s a tiny feral goblin following me whispering, “snack?” every 11 seconds. My brain got 47 tabs open, one playing panic music, one researching air fryers, and one wondering if penguins have knees.

Missouri weather: summer …tornado …winter in 24 hours. Allergies included. Financial stability not included.

I showed up drunk to the family reunion… nerves were high, silence was louder, and I didn’t talk to a single soul. In my defense… they were all dead.

According to Monsters, Inc., screams can power a city. So scientifically speaking… I should at least be able to run my coffee maker by now.

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Cavs beat Pistons in Game 7 to move on to the Conference Finals #nba #nbaeurope #basketball #basket #cavaliers #nbasky

G'Morn #HistoricalScribes of the #BlueCrew Fleet on #TheBSKY GM @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social #W/HarmToNoneW/iLOVEdoAsYeWill תודה רבה Gratias Tibi Ago شكراً جزيلاً For Existing! 🌎ÀHO🌐 BIB‼️ SMIB‼️ PBWY‼️ AM(ÉEI)N‼️ TRUST Gaia&USA's-Constitution&Jesus Pillars to YHWH|JEHOVAH|ALLAH‼️‼️‼️ 🧚🦊🗺️🌺🐝🎼❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🎭🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲

My 5-4-3-2-1 Challenge. There's so many loved books so it was hard to narrow down to just these! #booksky #blacksky #booktrend #54321 #blerd #staynerdy

The police need to check his devices RIGHT NOW.

Sim carves out a sizeable lead in this #SF6 Round but w/ uncharacteristic patience Luke brings it back! Getting Sim in the corner, Luke makes the comeback complete! Feat REJECT|hinao × VARREL|YHC-Mochi #SF6_Luke #SF6_Dhalsim #StreetFighter6 Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAl7... #OnlineWarriors

You deserve to know exactly what I stand for. Not vague promises. Not political buzzwords. Real priorities. Real plans. Real accountability. If you’re curious about what I’ll fight for as your next Secretary of State, I invite you to read my full platform here: 👉🏻 blythepotter.com/priorities

Morgan took the prep process as seriously as anyone ever has! This month’s guests: Morgan from Hall of Film and Sydney Strange Check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, including in video on YouTube (link in bio) #movies #filmsky

⚜️It's Interesting how people seem To🚫Understand the finite rules of Econmics&Socioeconomic Importance of being actively Civic minded. #HUMANS'RE🚫STUPID #GROOMEDto🚫giveAfuck Life's🚫Suposed to be a financial Burden&Paying attention Matters. #1GODmanyReligions 🗡🧑🏽‍💻🛡🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲 #LeoPenaCIRCA2025:

If you hate Israel or Jewish people please do me a huge favor and fuck off. That also includes all you idiots who think we are bombing the shit out of Iran just because Israel said so. I really don’t care how many of you unfollow me. I am tired of hearing this nonsense. Sincerely fuck off.

💡 Genius. One of the best OpenClaw automations I've seen. Finds homes without pools → renders a pool into the backyard → calculates ROI → generates a cinematic video → mails the owner a before/after postcard. All automatically.

Donald Trump already made his choice—you’re just watching the distraction. It’s not Vance. Not Don Jr. Watch Ivanka Trump. Power moves quiet. #CA32 #WhereIsBradSherman? #IvankaTrump2028

"Footage shows the moment when an Israeli strike killed civilians and paramedics while they were on duty today in the town of Deir Qanoun El-Nahr, southern Lebanon"(QNN) #Israel #Lebanon

SOFIA CANTORE WHAT A GOAL 🤌 @washingtonspirit.com get on the board in the W Champions Cup final! 🎥 CONCACAF W

The one thing Doug Ford has been consistent about is his love of jets. That’s for sure. But he’s provided no evidence that what he’s pushing through at Toronto’s waterfront actually makes sense.

How Kanye Could Win an Election. (Gerrymandering) Kim has 60% of the vote, but Kanye still wins. Here is the mathematical trick politicians use to make the loser win. It's called Gerrymandering. Follow to Learn the Words. Laugh at the System. #Kanye #Gerrymandering #PopCulture #Edutainment

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Montag, 22.März 2021 Nachdem die Kanzlerin aus einem "14tägigen Wellenbrecher" fünf Monate Lockdown gemacht hatte, lässt sie sieben Ministerpräsidenten nach der Ankündigung von "Fünfzehn Minuten Pause" stundenlang auf eine leere Bildschirmkonferenz starren.

austria_globalsumud on insta 3d ago Auch Agata war als Teil der österreichischen Delegation mehrere Tage in israelischer Geiselhaft.Sie erzählt v.ihren Erfahrungen mit Hass u.Gewalt durch die israelischen Soldaten+vom Leid der Palästinenser:innen,die niemanden haben,der sie aus dieser Hölle befreit.

Andrés Maluenda, advocat penalista: "Si el 2024 intentaven quan un cos policial es veu immers en un escàndol, és un altre qui ho investiga." https://3cat.cat/3catinfo/luco-registra-la-seu-del-psoe-a-ferraz-per-una-presumpta-trama-de-financament-illegal-del-partit/noticia/3411786/ … #Matins3Cat

The #Fishing #Cat 🐟🐱🐈😻is #vulnerable in #India 🇮🇳 and #Thailand 🇹🇭 They are edging closer to #extinction from #palmoil #deforestation and hunting. Take action for them when you shop! #Boycottpalmoil 🌴🪔☠️🤮🧐❌ #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2022/12/01/f...

How a #Jew decided to become a #Nazi

Who can #GuessTheStation ? And how long did it take you? 🧐 Post how long it took you in the comments below. 👇 #Station #Quiz

The birthday boy makes a huge save early in Game 4! 📺: /NHL_On_TNT, /Sportsnet, & /TVASports

😎🔥 K-2 attack wings cut the Debaltseve-Alchevsk highway. On a stretch up to 200 meters long, trucks are burning, shells are exploding, and the occupiers are moaning.

Approaching the summit of Forcella Staulanza, with Rubio and Ciccone still leading. They have 25" over the chasers, and 2'30" over the peloton 📺 Follow the #Giroditalia on TV, and on socials, wherever you are 🌐

Day 108 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery Morning PT Exercises. Today’s focus is on straightening. Let’s Get It!

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#Photography from weekend #photoshoot over Feltville Historic District Horror theme session, landscape environment, scenery #pics

Everybody relax! 😅 Things just got HEATED between @SamiZayn and @CodyRhodes...

El Steam Controller está a la vuelta de la esquina, tan cerca que ya se están filtrando vídeos de experiencias y lo que podría ser el precio definitivo del mando 😁 - Joysticks TMR o Hall - 36 horas de batería - Botones configurables Un hardware bastante completito ✨

Most portfolios show the work. This one starts with rain, memory, and a world inspired by films that defined a generation. Today, Giulio Collesei shares the fascinating story of his portfolio shaped by cinematic scenes and cyberpunk atmosphere: tympanus.net/codrops/2026...

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Happy AEW Double or Nothing day! #AEWDoN

We are not the threat. We are the patriots. We believe in the Constitution. We believe in the right to protest. We believe in community care. We believe in non-compliance in the face of injustice. History is written by people who refuse to comply with cruelty. We are those people.

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DID YOU KNOW that Trailing Lantana can create a waterfall of purple flowers almost year-round in warm climates? 🌸 This fast-spreading groundcover is loved for attracting butterflies and bees, while also handling heat and drought better than many delicate flowers. Native to South America, Lantana

Splatoon 3 - Big Run A terrible performance almost exclusively using weapons I can't play. #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #SalmonRun #BigRun #Nintendo #Switch #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2 #stream Fridays 10PM UK time on twitch.tv/Buskalilly

Le retour du scandale Epstein a attiré l'attention sur les grands noms présents dans les documents, mais pour François Bougon, il illustre surtout le fait que les victimes n'ont pas été assez écoutées. www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/ar...

78 years ago today, 750,000 Palestinians were expelled during the Nakba (Palestinian Catastrophe in 1948). This is dedicated to the memory of those who were displaced, to those who were lost, and to the resistance that never stopped. We honor their struggle. We carry their story.

1-K Kerosene Heater Fluid Portable Fuel Containers Are A Fire Risk. They lack required flame mitigation and child-resistant features. #recallalert #firesafety #productrecall #childsafety #hazardousmaterials

A UN worker outside McGill University expresses his frustration at the Montreal police & security over their attitude to a pro-Palestine protest

We need a war powers resolution for Lebanon too! Call your reps. Jessica Craven has a script. They are killing innocent Lebanese families. We can help stop them. #pinks #nowars to keep Netanyahu out of prison

I recently raised the importance of defence sovereign capability in Dame Chi Onwurah's debate on technology sovereignty. In a turbulent world it's ever more important that we develop robust supply chains that safeguard the UK's ability to protect itself and keep citizens safe.

Is there a game with a better art style than Cuphead? Amazing that it lived up to the hype of how good it looks... #Cuphead #CupheadEdit #cupheadgameplay #Runandgun #indiegamer @cuphead.bsky.social @studiomdhr.bsky.social @zoemoss.bsky.social

Israel committed a masacre in Gaza during the night. The genocide continues.

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