The math is mathing and I don’t like it.

Healing is expensive. Your apology should cover fees. At this point, closure is cute, but direct deposit feels more sincere.

“There are no stupid questions.” Respectfully people without kids have never been interrogated by a tiny human with unlimited curiosity and zero common sense.

Some people would rather play the victim than face the damage they caused. Breaking cycles means becoming the parent you needed.

Peace is the priority. Titles don’t exempt you.

“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.” Respectfully, I’m already at the bridge, stress tested the bridge, had three panic attacks on the bridge, and designed an emergency detour. What now?

Peak chaos I’m trying to achieve.

Apparently having a neutral face in public is now a group discussion. I’m not tired, mean, or mad I’m just not performing for an audience I didn’t invite. If my face bothers you, feel free to look away.I promise I won’t take it personally

Dessert deviled eggs if you will. First attempt that’s why I used red velvet. I’ll be using white cake for next weekend.

Don’t forget to set your clocks forward tonight… from seasonal depression to regular depression with longer business hours.

This is life! This is community! This is beautiful!

DeSantis Florida Congressional Map Faces Major Court Challenge as Lawsuits Allege Unconstitutional Partisan Gerrymandering Before 2026 Midterms. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #DeSantis #Florida #Gerrymandering #2026Midterms #Redistricting #USPolitics #VotingRights #News

Ukrainian Armed Forces Attack Fuel Tankers on the "Land" Route to Crimea UAVs struck two liquefied natural gas (LNG) tankers on R-280 "Novorossiya" highway in the Henichesk District. #Ukraine #Russia 📫 🎥: Volunteers Angels war

Dazu fällt einem nichts mehr ein! Putin appelliert an die Soldaten der Streitkräfte der Ukraine: „Befolgen Sie nicht die kriminellen Anweisungen der illegitimen Diebesjunta, sonst werden Sie selbst zu Komplizen dieser Verbrechen.“ Zivilisten und Politiker www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRus...

Live chat on your site = AI thinks you're customer-obsessed 💬 #AISEO #LiveChat #CustomerSupport #ChatOptimization #ChatGPT #CustomerService #DigitalMarketing #SupportSignals

Trump Castro Cuba @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @sheilaharris.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social @coramaywilson.bsky.social @suzzisulli.bsky.social @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @milliekitkat.bsky.social @firestormz1.bsky.social

Cool new results from the Webb telescope on colliding dwarf galaxies! iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3... #astronomy #cosmiccollisions #news

You deserve to know exactly what I stand for. Not vague promises. Not political buzzwords. Real priorities. Real plans. Real accountability. If you’re curious about what I’ll fight for as your next Secretary of State, I invite you to read my full platform here: 👉🏻 blythepotter.com/priorities

As Top Democrat on the Committee on House Administration, I'm leading the effort to protect our elections. I'm traveling around the country, meeting with colleagues in their communities to stop the president from trying to disrupt the midterm elections.

RFK Jr. must have been thinking of the film "Scanners" which shows someone's head exploding or maybe his worm was still having a gray matter sandwich at the time and he was feeling a little headache coming on.

An AI scribe heard "I became ill with something viral." It wrote that the patient had taken "hyperactivated antibiotics" — a fake drug — into a permanent health record. This is happening at scale across medicine. A thread. 🧵 #MedicalAI #AIScribes #PatientSafety

Ostrich News: Taking a slanted look at some of todays headlines 😊 #OstrichNews #news #comedy #satire #skits #funnyreels #funnyvideo #funny #humour #humorous #comedy #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #animation #lol 😅🤣😂

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Squirrel and her sheep friends love a toast run but can Frankie run fast enough? Marks out of the ten please

Mom – You are the one Like the sun You shine so bright, Fill our world with warmth and light. Everything revolves around you Without you, what would we do? (Party!) Today and always! Mom Moooom! You are the one! Full song: link in the comments #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay #humor #music #song

Tonight was damn hectic, but we cleared out two story bosses and explored more! My stubborn and hungry ass probably should have called it in some of those dungeons a little sooner though lmao #VTuber #ENvtuber #VtuberEN #Vsky

“‘47’ Ways to Be Dangerous.” I grabbed my phone as quickly as possible to capture this. A U.S.Army helicopter just flew past my house so closely that my house shook. Not the 1st time that this has happened. Pardon my language in this video but I am outraged. This is an accident waiting to happen.

Ana Kasparian points out that Democratic Senators Rosen ($7.6M), Schumer ($6.4M), and Cortez Masto ($3.2M) voted against blocking military sales. She demonstrates that the financial influence of donor groups is the primary driver of 2026 foreign policy. 📉⚖️

Metro riders can ride the long-awaited D (Purple) Line subway extension for free this weekend and check out three new stations along the Mid-Wilshire corridor. Actor Jerry O'Connell and officials marked the LA transit opening. Read more: http://specne.ws/KcApis

Toronto’s MLSE LaunchPad helps young people build confidence and thrive in their community. We’re building more places like this to support our athletes at every level — from the playground to the podium.

That's true. And you not only kiss the ring, but you hook a leash around your next for him to hold... Take Daniel Zimmerman for example, who lied before Congress about the Iran war, because... he's afraid.

#deadlock #rem How did I manage to win that (I was death threatened in this game)

Now Streaming 🇺🇸 🎸👉 youtube.com/playlist?lis... #art #music #veterans #memorialday

🎼 Maestro #GirodItalia

Nothing a big hug from Piker can’t fix!

Does being born on US soil automatically make you an American? Today, SCOTUS hears a case that could dismantle over a century of precedent. From the historic Wong Kim Ark ruling to today, I break down what’s at stake.

It is amazing, considering how bad Donald Trump's acting skills were in his cameos, and unfortunately, watching 90s TV, every once in a while he's mentioned in a propping way🤯, which is why 👩‍🔬 needs to work harder on her time machine—👩‍🔬:I told you, it's a lack of funding!!!

y a t'il un pilote dans l'avion du RN...? ou quand la lumiere n'est pas a tous les étages, tu cherche les commandes...👀🤣😂😅

We have that toy! One of my cats likes to take it for a walk. (Video alt text: a small, mostly black tuxedo cat drags a wand toy with a very long ribbon attached down a hall before disappearing into a room.)

I wrote this 2 years ago. How is it possibly more true now than it was then?

This animated video actually shocked me to the core. The overt racism detailed here should sicken anyone with a decent moral compass. At some point, I expect to see Donald Trump do an “Address to the Nation” in full Ku Klux Klan regalia. 😡😡

So true! Feels like the devil’s magic! My kid uses Claude for programming. I pay for Perplexity because I’m mostly fact checking. Cool to see you using it for business!

SMH…. Both are a flat no obviously but can you believe this !? He is playing with fire 🔥

It's the best of the ladder matches in an all-new WWE's Greatest Moments this Sunday at 11 ET/10 CT only on @AETV!

bookish opinions. have i offended anyone? #book #books #BookTok #bookish #BookishThoughts

...the blessing of Easter baskets at the entrance to a church in Ukraine. We all have great hope and faith that next year we will meet this day under the peaceful sky of Ukraine. And that there will be not just a truce, but a final end to the war and hostilities forever.

A glimpse into today’s veterans breakfast. The event kicked off with Danielle Andrade, veteran service officer II, New Mexico Veterans’ Services out of Roswell, who talked about tax changes.

#MovieReview #Zapped 🍿🍿🍿🍿(Out of 5) Classic 1982 Sc-Fi Teen Driven Comedy That Still Makes Me Smile Directed by Robert J. Rosenthal and written by Rosenthal and Bruce Rubin this 80’s teen over-sexed, science fiction based fantasy film was so much fun when I saw it. Didn’t... Review: boxd.it/ekwdit

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Steyer's position on public transport despite him being a 'climate activist' and against the fossil fuel industry. Tumbleweeds 💨

One of the oldest names in sports belongs to the New Orleans Pelicans. ⚾ We wanted to honor the history of the Pelicans baseball club through our exclusive Diamond Vault release.

Make us part of your weekend chill. Relax and tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment show podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts or @ womenroadwarriors.com. #Weekend #Podcasts #women

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Dept of Veterans Affairs says it appears from satellite imagery that there’s “further damage” to war graves at the Gaza War Cemetery in addition to ones already bulldozed by Israel, but can’t advise if or how many damaged are Aus Graves coz we’re not allowed in. Shocking. #auspol

MORE notes on the horror of #UnitedHealthcare.

ABS overturned in #Dodgers at #Diamondbacks (Bot 7). Los Angeles Dodgers challenged the ball call on Kyle Hurt's pitch to Tommy Troy. Ball -> Called Strike. HP: Jordan Baker | Upheld 53.4% (31/58). Result: Tommy Troy called out on strikes.

After a series of power outages, a partial blackout has been reported in several cities in the occupied Donetsk region. It is likely that a substation is on fire. #russianLosses #UkraineNews

Bad Bunny wins Musica Urbana Grammy then makes the speech of the century 🇵🇷#badbunny #puertorico #boricua

😂🤣😂🤣 #blacksky