You’re not old. You’ve just reached the “captions are superior technology” phase of life.

Them: “Wow… you’re glowing.” Me: “Thanks. It’s the perimenopause, insomnia, and low grade feminine rage. Nature’s highlighter.”

I’m mature, but not mature mature. Like I have responsibilities… but I still need to use my fingers to count sometimes.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy more like feral, fragile, and five minutes from snapping

"I might join you later". Translation: You have a better chance of seeing Tupac riding a unicorn than you have of seeing me.

I choose chaos in small, inconvenient ways. It’s the long game for me….

In case no one tells you today: you matter, you’re needed, and you’re at least 3 people’s “hear me out.”

I can’t believe May is almost over. I feel like I’ve experienced at least four separate lifetimes emotionally.

Protecting your peace during the holidays means realizing everybody doesn’t deserve access just because y’all share blood. Boundaries apply year round, not just when the table is set.

Some people run marathons. Some people climb mountains. I rot horizontally with snacks and call it self care.

Feet hibernate all winter. Then you ask them to run. Sports physical therapist Zuzana Rogers at Runners Edge Alaska shows an easy progression exercise to avoid injury. Read the full story at alaskapublic.org/survivalkit. ✍️ Annie Feidt/AKPM 📹 Annie Feidt, Matt Faubion & Courtny Brooks/AKPM

Only 9 days left until we turn in all the signatures our wonderful volunteers have collected to get money out of Michigan politics! If you still have signatures, send them in today ❤️ Go to mopupmichigan.org to get a petition! #MMOP #MoneyOutOfPolitics #MopUpMichigan #Michigan #Money

Tom Joscelyn on January 6th: "There was a large element of organized right-wing extremists who came there with bad intentions to storm the Capitol and had plans to do so. People don't realize that, I think, still to this day.

"The power in fascism comes from the tactics to divide and conquer." Montana state senator Cora Neumann on why solidarity is so important to combat authoritarianism, especially for state legislators: youtu.be/8VWr8LFd5hw?...

Massie can keep playing soccer in the World Cup.

BAD NEWS ! Trump, in collution with Todd Blanche, is trying to rip us off behind our backs. We all must know about this !! Watch 👇🏻 #TrumpsSettlementWithTheDoJ

There might be a flaw to this plan, or maybe not 🤷🏻‍♀️ Future @lollysuckwell.bsky.social

Yeah he basically sued himself and won‼️

🇺🇸 Celebrate Memorial Day and the weekend at Moda Cafe & Bakery! Freshly baked pastries, delicious breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and sweet desserts await in Richmond, TX. ☕🥐🍰 #MemorialDay #ModaCafeTX #RichmondTX

War in Nigeria on Christians

Gettin' Izzy wit it. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

🕹️ Free now on epic 🕹️ Free now until: Tomorrow !! • Blood West

Join Team LOOK for the #LondontoBrighton Cycle Ride this September and take on one of the UK’s most iconic cycling events. From city streets to seaside views, every mile you ride will help visually impaired young people build confidence, make connections and feel less alone. 👉 buff.ly/BNgUdXm

🇺🇸 v 🇪🇺 food Listen to what this American says about what a US trade deal really means for our food and health. While talking about “reset” with Europe… Starmer’s government is opening the door to US 🇺🇸 standards. That’s how they’re trying to make Brexit work.

Who else? Newhook.

Who Am I? 🤔 Guess the Premier League footballer by their career path on @fcquiz.bsky.social ‼️ ⏩ fcquiz.app/series/who-a...

Love hanging out with all of my TikTok friends and family every Saturday for the weekly protest. I was on that 420 rice Krispy. I made up this catchy little song. Join me every Saturday live on TikTok 10am to 1pm PST or in person at Delta Community College 5151 Pacific Ave in Stockton, California.

Always put yourself in other's shoes and see things from their perspective. Your response/reaction might be far different than what your initial reaction invokes.

Check out my other social media accounts. linktr.ee/meangirlv1

Winning Bidding Wars: Price Below Market Strategy Revealed! #realestate #RealEstateInvesting #NYCrealestate #RealEstateTips #realestateinvesting

Nick plotting World Domination....Muwahhhhhh...LOL! Stealing the Nation's Hearts! #heart #zine #love #nicholasgalitzine

Are you getting enough #rest?

Thank y'all for coming through Today while we power through more FF X Got To Learn BlitzBall & Had a Beautiful Moment Between Tidus & Yuna 🥹 also Auron Has Joined Us! See Y'all On Mon 🧡 We Sent The Undisputed Kingdom Love to @momotttv.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/momo__ttv

Emendion Launches Kickstarter Campaign for the Aspen Aura Miniature BLE Audio and Auracast Microphone Weighing just 5 grams, the Aspen Aura microphone can transmit wirelessly to an unlimited number of compatible Auracast receivers simultaneously. Read More: audioxpress.com/news/emendio...

May God give you happiness and health! This poor elderly grandpa could not stop thanking our volunteers when they brought him a food kit consisting of basic supplies hfu.org Real people. Real courage. Real stories. Defiant Hope: Preorder your copy hfu.org/defianthope/

Good job, Santiago👏🏼👏🏼 Mike Wallace would be proud

Homestead is 1 of 5 companies behind 25% of all Ontario AGI apps. Despite a flawed filing, the LTB granted them a "do-over," leaving seniors at 2001 Carling facing retroactive hikes from 2021. We must end corporate exploitation. We need real rent protections now. #onpoli

Animation loop I made for a clients Youtube Channel a few years back🐧🚗 📄 Commissions Open: www.fiverr.com/rivermario 📄 #youtube #yt #drift #animation #3d #art #bluesky #bsky #retro #clubpenguin #beach #gamedev

A busy morning at the #EUKEBusinessForum2025 with B2B sessions between EU and Kenyan businesses, investors, and government actors. Here’s George Ikua from Got Fruit a consortium of 93 Kenyan farms offering certified, traceable and fresh produce from Kenya #SmartTrade #KenyaEUTrade #DigitalisingTrade

CD-5 Democrat candidate forum tonight. 19/24 candidates there. Some good moments, but too much empty politics as usual. I don't care about your favorite #football team, I care about #housing, #jobs, hungry #kids and supporting families. You want my vote, come with #solutions

#onthisday a year later and I'm very close to 20000 followers on Tiktok! Time flies.

⚡ Full-blown street combat has been reported at Delaney Hall ICE Facility in New Jersey, as metal fences and projectiles are being hurled at riot police by militants.

Happy Friday the 13th! Let's dance and turn up! #AIArt #Midjourney #AIVideo #BlackSky

🎨🚀 Unleashing a brand-new gallery inspired by the iconic Jessie from Toy Story! Dive into this playful fusion of nostalgia and artistry where creativity knows no bounds. 🌟✨ Explore my Patreon for FREE SFW galleries, or join our exclusive circle for the NSFW magic! 💃 Sign up with code

'Relax' live on the Christmas Day edition of Top of the Pops 1984, after the BBC lifted the ban on the song! 🪩

Just Like Kirby | Is It PAwsible? DS3 Clips MY HAND PAW COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! #furry #fursuit #paws #handpaws #challenge #ds3 #darksouls3 #souls #gaming #meme

Conditions in #Cuba are rapidly deteriorating as Trump's de facto oil blockade brings life on the island to a halt. After traveling to Cuba last week, CEPR expert Michael Galant analyzes the situation on this week's episode of "From D.C. Across the Americas" FULL VIDEO https://tinyurl.com/uh34wjhy

"A whole civilization will die tonight." - Donald Trump Trump is escalating. Hegseth is giving illegal orders. Rep. Ansari is filing impeachment articles TODAY. Call your rep. Demand support. We will not be silent.

Luis Hernández hit a grand slam HR for his first hit of the ACL season, in Giants org debut. Came on a 93 mph 2-0 FB. Tied the game in the 9th inning.

"An eye-opening, timely and provocative human rights documentary. A powerful protest for truth, justice and democracy, and a protest against war, hatred and fascism." AVI OFFER, NYC MOVIE GURU The Encampments (12A) screens in Garter Lane Arts Centre on Tuesday, Oct 14th at 7.30pm. #wffa2025

Iran’s foreign minister, in a call with his New Zealand counterpart, said the current tensions in the Strait of Hormuz are the direct result of actions by the “aggressors.” The strategically vital waterway remains at the center of rising geopolitical and economic confrontation.

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Hungary's PM: We won't veto just to veto For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Woman in fascist Russia’s Yekaterinburg is puzzled by fuel shortages - what could possibly be going on? Can anyone enlighten her? (Subtitles curtesy of Telegram user @SaucerUA).

Al Wousta TV United Arab Emirates (AE) #AlWoustaTV #UnitedArabEmirates

Keir Starmer, "Elon Musk has been interfering in our politics in the last few days, trying to whip up division" "That is not who we are in Britain" "In Britain we are reasonable tolerant people"

Making superpowers gritty is hard. Let’s talk about how difficult it was to make 2015’s Fantastic Four, from director Josh Trank’s erratic behavior to reshooting a third of the film months before releasing. Special Guest: @alanseawright.bsky.social Watch or Listen! linktr.ee/itwasashtshow

Some of us get so lost inside our own worries that we start thinking nobody else could possibly understand. But struggling doesn’t make you weak. It makes you human. 🖤⚡ #GraysonVolt #OnlyHumanAfterAll #MentalHealthAwareness #Healing #AltMusic