Barely Domestic Mama
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit… we all agree on it, but deep down it just doesn’t sit right.
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Growth is knowing when to communicate. Healing is knowing when to just stay the hell away from people.
Moms don’t need unsolicited advice we’ve got enough voices in our heads already. But unsolicited praise? Yeah… we’ll take that all day. Because sometimes, in the middle of the chaos and second guessing and “am I messing this up?” it’s just really nice to hear we’re doing a good job.
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I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.
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