26 peanut butter eggs = protein. Mind your business.

Me: mommy just needs one second of peace My kid: anyway, I've decided we're one person again.

Science says the sun is the hottest thing in the universe, but clearly they haven’t measured you yet.

No lemons. Just trauma and a short fuse.

not me fighting for my life in a customer service menu like it’s a final boss battle just let me speak to a HUMAN

Happy 4/20. Go outside, enjoy yourself, laugh too hard at nothing, stare at nature like it owes you answers, and come back feeling spiritually confused but relaxed.

ADHD = A Diva Having Distractions way more on point.

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage. Like yes, I want flowers and soft music and also to flip a table if you test me. I contain multitudes. Some of them bite.

I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.

The New Arab paid a visit to the closing weekend of 'Excursion Across Time', Iraqi artist Dia al-Azzawi’s two-month exhibition in London charting his career, curated by the Head of Research at the Azzawi Studio Louisa Macmillan.

For the record, this is how I'm normally greeted in Carson City. The anonymous poster is an outlier. #NVLeg

Life's been good to Jack Black 🎶 #OfficeHoursLive

Ostrich News: Taking a slanted look at some of todays headlines 😊 #OstrichNews #news #comedy #satire #skits #funnyreels #funnyvideo #funny #humour #humorous #comedy #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #animation #lol 😅🤣😂

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Mom – You are the one Like the sun You shine so bright, Fill our world with warmth and light. Everything revolves around you Without you, what would we do? (Party!) Today and always! Mom Moooom! You are the one! Full song: link in the comments #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay #humor #music #song

“‘47’ Ways to Be Dangerous.” I grabbed my phone as quickly as possible to capture this. A U.S.Army helicopter just flew past my house so closely that my house shook. Not the 1st time that this has happened. Pardon my language in this video but I am outraged. This is an accident waiting to happen.

Protest music is supposed to make people uncomfortable. If this song pissed somebody off, it probably did its job. Comment “I’M IN” if you’re still standing for art, truth, and independent music. 🖤

Begin your cyber security journey with this beginner-friendly training. Learn about different attacks and how cyber security protects IT systems. Start now. → https://coursebond.com/course/cyber-security-training-for-beginners-edureka/

Montag, 22.März 2021 Nachdem die Kanzlerin aus einem "14tägigen Wellenbrecher" fünf Monate Lockdown gemacht hatte, lässt sie sieben Ministerpräsidenten nach der Ankündigung von "Fünfzehn Minuten Pause" stundenlang auf eine leere Bildschirmkonferenz starren.

ABS confirmed in #Cardinals at #Brewers (Top 2). Milwaukee Brewers challenged the ball call on Kyle Harrison's pitch to Bryan Torres. Ball confirmed. HP: Adam Hamari | Upheld 50.0% (24/48). Later: Bryan Torres grounds out, third baseman Luis Rengifo to first baseman Jake Bauers.

"There is also a tradition where Defense secretaries attempt to minimize their overtly partisan behavior," said Missy Ryan. "They try to, in the name of national security, act more as a nonpartisan actor, and Pete Hegseth has totally discarded that tradition."

Andrés Maluenda, advocat penalista: "Si el 2024 intentaven quan un cos policial es veu immers en un escàndol, és un altre qui ho investiga." https://3cat.cat/3catinfo/luco-registra-la-seu-del-psoe-a-ferraz-per-una-presumpta-trama-de-financament-illegal-del-partit/noticia/3411786/ … #Matins3Cat

Peter Thiel relocated his family to Argentina, enrolled his children in school there, and bought property in an attempt to avoid the Antichrist he helped get elected. After rumors surfaced that Trump wanted to “drill, baby, drill” for oil on his forehead. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/w...

Emergency teams rushed to the site of an Israeli strike on a residential building in Gaza City on May 26 night as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that Israel carried out an attack against the new chief of Hamas' armed wing in Gaza reut.rs/4veaJZL

🐱: I've never been to Argentina 🐱: I'm curious about Argentina 🐱: I heard that the beef is really famous Yoongi seems very excited to visit Argentina 🥹🇦🇷

To everyone who's also a fan - give a like and comment. My brother Jason and I have been assimilated after watching for several seasons of Survivor with our pawrents. 😊🐶🐾🐕‍🦺🥰 #survivor #survivor50 #momentstomemories #makesomeonesmiletoday #luckythepracticecorgi

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Grape ice cream was dreading another online blind date, but then she met Strawberry, and they have been blending smoothly ever since!

🇪🇺🇺🇦 I don’t think the European Union can be a mediator because we are a party to the conflict – we are on Ukraine’s side rather than between Ukraine and Russia - Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski

The absence of a father, especially when needed, can be unravelling #SafeSpace #HealingVoices #Empowerment #YouAreHeard #HealingIsAJourney #CommunityOfHope #WatchNow #ListenNow #ShareThisStory #SpreadAwareness #JoinTheConversation #PodcastAlert #MustListen #Inspiration #Storytelling

Nothing a big hug from Piker can’t fix!

Waymo had a trucking division named Via. They shut it down in 2023 just before their SF ridehail launch as part of an 8% staff layoff and to focus on cars. Via had Waymo's worst fwy crashes reported to NHTSA, so far. It never drove uncrewed, AFAIK. Newly posted old video. OP: x.Eduardo_figuera

I wrote this 2 years ago. How is it possibly more true now than it was then?

#Photography from weekend #photoshoot over Feltville Historic District Horror theme session, landscape environment, scenery #pics

China is facing pushback across Latin America but not in Brazil. Tulio Cariello joins Eric to explain what is driving this boom, and whether U.S. pressure can slow it down. Watch - tinyurl.com/mp3chp7s

Chill roll to the water front to Armageddon, and doing some quick tricks at some spots😸

Simple gesture, strong message: A Des Moines woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, marked the anniversary of her decision to choose life over suicide by spreading kindness through heartfelt notes and monetary gifts to strangers. Todd Magel has the story: https://t.ly/AHASo 

Gotta put those 3 minutes to good use! #bluesky #music #movie #clips

At @paeditorial.bsky.social, we've earned our exceptional reputation by going above and beyond to provide a truly outstanding, personalised service for each of our clients. Some of the world’s most well-known academic publishing houses trust us to manage their journals. #AcademicPublishing

Documentary Film Struggles_ Funding & Streamer Challenges. Producer Director PARIS BARCLAY discusses the new feature doc "BILLY PRESTON: THAT'S THE WAY GOD PLANNED IT" Full Interview: https://www.westdoconline.com/post/documentary-billy-preston-that-s-the-way-god-planned-it

The White House is the people's house, and this country belongs to all of us. Let's make sure Donald Trump and his cronies know so, too.

Here's what's coming up tonight on WKOW!

In 2016, Donald Trump campaigned on restoring ethics in government. Since then, he has refused to divest from his business interests as his net worth has increased by billions of dollars. My latest supercut for @ms.now

'Dydy o jyst ddim yn ddigon' Mae mam i blentyn awtistig o’r gogledd yn galw am fwy o gymorth i deuluoedd sydd â phlant sydd ag anghenion. Bydd Y Byd ar Bedwar: Awtistiaeth fy mab ar S4C nos Lun

TONIGHT (5/21) at 6:00pm EDT, we're sailing off to the Antarctic, in search of the deadliest catch in the NEW(ish) survival horror game 'Crabmeat'! Youtube: youtube.com/@buddha_saurus Twitch: twitch.tv/buddha_saurus

Join us this evening from 6-8pm to view some great student artwork in the Rick Woods Lobby Art Gallery. Many of the artists will be here to discuss their works and light snacks will be provided! #cpactn #TTUStudentart #ReceptionTonight

Make us part of your weekend chill. Relax and tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment show podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts or @ womenroadwarriors.com. #Weekend #Podcasts #women

MJF ended the promo by calling TK a "fucking mark," after which the show cut to black and went to a commercial. During the commercial, CM Punk hobbled to the ring to chase MJF away. One of MJF's all-time great promos—and the next chapter in Punk/MJF was set in motion. (via AEW)

This ruled 😂 #WWERAW

when football is finally back #SAFC

Desde esta noche y hasta el día 9 de junio, se cierra el carril de subida de la avenida Príncipes de España, en Ofra, por obras en el Tranvía

At SITC @HOCcommitteesUK Enquiry into the Science and Regulation of Beauty Products and Treatments, I asked our panel whether there were differences in how cosmetic products and treatments were controlled between London and Newcastle - and if my constituents were losing out.

Oneil Cruz extiende su racha de Hits a 11 dias, esta vez conectando un jonron en la primera entrada a Jameson Taillon de los Cachorros de Chicago o Cubs. Pirates vs Cubs. #OneilCruz #beisbol #beisboldominicano #mlblatam #miraloaqui

“It looks like the enrollment drop could be closer to 5 million.” Somewhere right now a MAGA Republican is explaining why 5 million Americans losing their healthcare is fine, actually.

In unrelated news, Albanians have BURNED DOWN 🔥 the house of their PM for allowing Zionists to colonise their lands too

Is there a game with a better art style than Cuphead? Amazing that it lived up to the hype of how good it looks... #Cuphead #CupheadEdit #cupheadgameplay #Runandgun #indiegamer @cuphead.bsky.social @studiomdhr.bsky.social @zoemoss.bsky.social

MORE notes on the horror of #UnitedHealthcare.

😂🤣😂🤣 #blacksky