me to 34 year old joel embiid whose leg is falling off:

i am so excited for the world cup dude

got about 80% of the way to passing out and collapsing because of this goal, which, fortunately i was fine so "being so happy over something that your body nearly gives out" is something i can recommend people experience at least once

my sense of humor is uniquely stupid but i think if i went to a comedy show and the comedian had everyone sing the family guy theme song for 20 minutes it would be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

a tradition unlike any other: james harden

got asked what my favorite lebron meme is and i think it's this, i laugh every time and have no clue why he did this

one of the funniest and sweetest videos i have ever seen is prince william stopping what he's doing to talk about aston villa with a child, really picks up in the final few seconds when he mixes a namedrop and geeks out over the tielemans goal (from: www.tiktok.com/@dogsarelife...)

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arteta and simeone watching this

@ KevinHincksCS : "The federal government is down 348,000 jobs. That's an 11.5% cut in the federal workforce. Despite that, jobs are gaining. It's ALL PRIVATE SECTOR. It's quite amazing, actually." The federal government is the smallest it's been since 1966. TRUMP EFFECT! 🔥 ht RapidResponse47

Walking 10,000 Steps a day. You will be shocked! 😯 #walking #walk #health #healthy #bluesky #uk #us #usa #india #pakistan #japan

Throwback – Celebrating the Graduation of the Class of 2026 at Texila American University Zambia 🔗 Apply now: tau.edu.zm/tau-zambia-b... #Texila #TexilaAmericanUniversity #Graduation2026 #Graduation #TexilaJourney #TexilaZambia #Zambia #Zambians #LifeAtTexila

What is debt snowballing? 🤔 Our advisers explain how it works and what to consider. #DebtSnowballing #Debt #DebtAdvice

The President will misrepresent the truth tonight, especially on his healthcare record. Sure, there’s been talk on ultraprocessed foods and some positive progress on digital health tech. The rest? A catastrophic failure, and by far the worst healthcare record in memory. We are far worse off.

MacKenzie Gore has been absolutely dealing tonight despite an ugly road ERA this season. The Rangers southpaw notches back-to-back strikeouts of both Neto and Trout with the filthy curveball he has going today.

Bravo the Bishop of Kirkstall, who explains and models British values far better than the narrow mindedness of Nick Timothy and the modern Conservative Party.

Sycamore native, dance coach, and Miss Northern Suburbs Kylie Ryder is coming to the June 3rd home opener! 👑⚽ She’ll promote her athlete mental health initiative, Bench the Stigma, before competing for Miss Illinois. Grab tickets now to support the cause and the Annies! 🟢🟡

A bit more of the vampiress, Claudia! She likes playing with people...very violently. She's a Magical Girl- but she's no hero! Interested with keeping up with our progress? Wishlist on Steam and join our Discord! #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #magicalgirl #MagicalShowdown

The zoom that never reaches the end. The infinite that contains itself. 🎨 Like our content? Check out our art here → https://f.mtr.cool/gizeesvjqo 🔗 Check out our other accounts → https://f.mtr.cool/ndfowbvduj #exploreproject #aesthetic #surreal

Microsoft AI CEO and UBI supporter: "Most of the tasks accountants, lawyers and other professionals currently undertake will be fully automated by AI within 12-18 months" Also him: "UBI is a political and economic measure we have to start talking about in a serious way"

Chinese society often puts "for your own good" on people's lips, but much of the time it becomes a form of psychological or emotional deception. Some people use "for your own good" as a pretext to demand things from others or even force them to accept arrangements,

Ukraine launched massive drone attacks on Moscow region and Crimea, hitting military-industrial and oil targets, according to Ukrainian officials. Russia claims record interceptions. Zelensky called it a fair response. #Russia #Ukraine https://osint-signals.com/summary/704

🎵 V I N C E N T — Don McLean (1971) American Pie

I was always the quiet one in the room. This song is my story of finding strength in that silence and turning it into sound. #indierock #alternativerock #inspirationalmusic #motivationalmusic

That stepback three from @wemby 👀 📺 NBC Original post

The memorial placed outside the entrance of the Smith's continues to grow as employees prepare to welcome back customers. Story: https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/05/27/smiths-maryland-parkway-set-reopen-wednesday-after-weeks-long-closure/ 

This week’s #FridaysWithFred is a special one. Artist Pete Blackwell joined MEP in the field to spend time with Fred, bringing a different perspective to observing one of the Mara’s most iconic elephants. Stay tuned for exciting news from Pete and MEP.

Open competition for power in our politics has its downside. We need some countervailing institutions to slow the rise of psychopaths to the top and to focus democracy on what kind of future we want rather than on which memes can be got to fly.

Explosive energy. Laser focus. Maximum performance 💥💪 The Nitric Shock Pre-Workout is built to power your workouts—helping you push harder, last longer, and stay focused from start to finish ⚡

STEVE AOKI attended the Las Vegas show and got to witness the MIC DROP phenomenon in all its full glory today 🥹

Beauty from the comfort of your home is now possible! 💆‍♀️✨ Save 1000s of dollars visiting facial salons when you can get medical-grade results on your own couch! Deep LED light mask penetration directly targets your skin cells to youthful glow! READ: facemaskredtheraphyreviews.lovable.app #skincare

It's #WishlistWednesday, and this is a clip from Abysm, my atmospheric puzzle game, which will be part of the February NextFest. You can watch the trailer, play the demo, and wishlist it on Steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/4025180 #indiegame #puzzlegame #indiedev #gamedev #bevyengine #game

They better have one or both of my homies there this time 🙏

The Iraqis were studying algebra when we were living in the forests British politician George Galloway, said during a debate at Oxford University in response to a debater who called for "teaching the Iraqis" the West was not able to impose its military power in Iraq after a defeat against the Iraqis

Etonnant,ce petit truand toujours entouré d'escrocs,de voleurs,de voyous . Le monde,cen'est pas ça! Renaissance Alors non, @J_Bardella , Renaissance n’a pas de procédure judiciaire car Renaissance n’a pas détourné 4 millions d'euros.

✨ A viral fashion brand lands in Houston The TikTok-famous fashion brand drew hundreds of Gen Z shoppers to the Galleria last Saturday for the opening of Edikted, a trendy LA street-style shop.

📺 La anotación por la fuerza de José Siri

Is Trump pulling us into another costly and lethal forever war?

#MeanwhileInCanada. Casper the Owl that was injured in the late 90’s and who can’t return to the wild fosters baby owlets — she has fostered over 500 owlets in her lifetime. #BritishColumbia OWL Orphan Wildlife Rehabilitation Society

Our #birdoftheday is the puna ibis (Plegadis ridgwayi) - and some bonus flamingos. Much of its range covers the Andes. Look at those glossy feathers! 🪶 (Track by Onoychenko_music)

Panama is now caught in the middle of a growing U.S.-China clash over control of strategic canal ports. Pedro Armada joins Eric to explain why Beijing’s pressure campaign may be escalating and why Panama’s options are narrowing. Watch - tinyurl.com/3d7sxs8w

During my visit to the Forest History Center in Grand Rapids, I learned about the history of white pine logging in northern Minnesota.

There is no saving Texas soil without hemp. Hemp removes forever chemicals, heavy metals, and other toxins that are poisoning our soil. We need to get the government out of the way, plus we need to prevent any hemp monopoly. Sign if you agree >> www.claytontuckertx.com/hemp #Texas #hemp

The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town

Drop some teeth 😁

Huge thanks to everyone who came out to the Milwaukee International Women's Day celebration this past weekend! We've come a long way together -- and our fight is still just getting started 💪

What happens when primary care moves beyond the traditional office visit, but patient billing expectations don’t? Ann Greiner and other health leaders discuss this and more in PCC’s webinar on APCM adoption. Check it out ⬇️ thepcc.pub/apcmadopters

⚠️STEAM MACHINE & STEAM FRAME DELAYED!!⚠️ Who knows when these will release the RAM & Storage CRISIS hits again!😡 #steam #steammachine #steamframe #valve #gaming #tech #technology #technews #techjournalism

🏢 Think homeownership is off the table? Think again. Buying your first home doesn’t always mean stretching your budget or settling for less—it means buying smarter. Condos can offer: ✔ Lower purchase prices ✔ Built-in amenities ✔ Less maintenance Shane Christopher NMLS # 1060530

*Coming tomorrow* For the #Patreon War Criminals Book Club, we read Richard Overy's Rain of Ruin. We talk about the bombing of #Tokyo before the atomic bombs were launched & how much it is still discussed today. @vukusiciva.bsky.social tells us her impressions from her visit to Japan

Gabriel's penalty, Rio's view on why he was the fifth taker and the bigger picture for Arsenal

💔 Kyiv #CrimesAgainstHumanity #ukraine In the darkest moments, hope doesn’t disappear — it fights. Defiant Hope: Preorder your copy hfu.org/defianthope/

Ann is a longtime union member and labor leader in Columbia Heights. She is supporting Aparna for the Ward 1 DC Council seat because we need a proven fighter for working people in the Wilson Building.

Gaat me er niet om dat het een mes of dolk is. Het gaat me het vakmanschap. Zoals dit ook: www.youtube.com/shorts/-9986...

Drones ucranianos lanzaron un ataque masivo esta noche contra una base de personal militar ruso, provocando su destrucción. Se desconoce el número de víctimas Ukrainian drones launched an overnight attack on a Russian military base, completely destroying the building. Number of casualties unknown

🚧Update🚧 MCDOT's Division of Transportation Engineering contractors have been working on a Flexi Pave sidewalk on Waldorf Drive in #GermantownMD. #MC311 Marc Elrich Montgomery County, MD Government Montgomery County Council #sidewalk #visionzero

A Coruña tendrá una intensa actividad portuaria este miércoles. Hoy llegan a la ciudad cuatro cruceros que suman más de 14.000 visitantes entre cruceristas y tripulación. #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

‘China has always been a big challenge’ In our latest podcast episode, @chadpbown.com talks about the structural challenge China now presents to the world trading system. Listen below or search 'High Resolution' wherever you get your podcasts 👇 buff.ly/pGuL25H