got about 80% of the way to passing out and collapsing because of this goal, which, fortunately i was fine so "being so happy over something that your body nearly gives out" is something i can recommend people experience at least once

my sense of humor is uniquely stupid but i think if i went to a comedy show and the comedian had everyone sing the family guy theme song for 20 minutes it would be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

you have been warned. here it is:

good time to let everyone know tony pulis clowned le professeur for selling out to FIFA recently on his podcast with mick mccarthy, which i did not know existed

no khusanov or rodri today

arteta and simeone watching this

attention all knicks fans:

if this is the last week of the pep era i am glad he gave us one more banger of a pep reaction pic/video to go out with

Poverty is solved by prosperity, not poverty alleviation. People don't want a nicer version of being poor. They want to flourish and prosper like everyone else. Stop begging and start doing.

BREAKING: Washington D.C. U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro reveals some charges against the shooting suspect at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Kremlin spokesperson Peskov said the Kremlin sees no risk of fuel shortages from Ukrainian drone strikes on Russian refineries. The denial comes as major plants have halted or cut output and occupied Crimea faces visible fuel pressure.🤣🤣🤣

Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.

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Charles could have started his speech with this.

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When you diet for a prolonged period, your body adapts by reducing energy expenditure. Part of that is because you weigh less — and part is due to hormonal changes that make the body more efficient. It’s not a broken metabolism. It’s biological adaptation.

Outdoor plans this Memorial Day Weekend may be affected by thunderstorm threats. Power of 5's Phil Sakal has more.

Why Better Sleep Starts the Moment You Wake Up #fitness #fitnesstips #workout #health #gym #exercise

May Day on Holywell Street 🤩

One of our News 5 photographers captured a moment between global music sensation Taylor Swift and a young fan Saturday night as the Cavs took on the Knicks in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Cleveland Heights native Travis Kelce had his soon-to-be wife, Swift, by his side during the game.

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Valentinstag 2026 geht die Geschichte des Nebels und dem Vampirclan Vemo weiter. Im Dezember erfahrt ihr mehr. #bskybook #fantasybooks #darkfantasy#vampire#december

swalwell used us as a beta test for his zinger?!?

You don't need to know everything, you just need to begin! 💪🏃‍♀️ #nutritech #gymessentials #gymstarterpack

sarah@sahouraxo x.com/sahouraxo/st... Greenland politician Tillie Martinussen: We don’t want American wealth. Their greed drives them to shoot or invade their friends. Even with billions in oil and minerals beneath our land, we will not sell ourselves. www.facebook.com/share/v/1Hq8...

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✨ Sketching instead of Scrolling! ✨ These animals are from my 100-day journey to swap scrolling for sketching: www.joyousjoyness.com/pages/detox-... Gentle nudge to remind you to do something other than scrolling, anything is better! #pangolin #art #timelapse #sketch #DetoxDoodles #sciart

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Video output working. I used the demo uf2 for DVI. #raspberrypi #waveshare #pizero #rp2040

CRIME CONSPIRACY, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN Conspiracies, dermestid beetles, infrasound weapons, and a Cold War bunker ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Crime Conspiracy bristles with red herrings and pesky evidence rules that are true-to-life, and I had a grand time reading it.” Reader’s Favorite Review.…

*SPOILERS* Absolute Wonder Woman 22… what are your theories for that ending?! @kellythompson.bsky.social xoxo LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM

Upon learning that one of the biggest landowners in the Republic of Ireland today is the Duke of Devonshire, I was inspired to verse.

Competition can be a trap. For centuries, we have designed institutions that run on and reward self-interest, squeezing out the shared centre that actually matters. We either learn to collaborate on a planetary scale or we watch everything we have built fall apart

Relax in this co-op cleaning sim beta as you slice up and haul away kaiju carcasses, restoring a serene city together or solo, until the next attack. Sign up for the playtest: playtester.io/kaiju-cleanup #IndieGaming #GameDev #Gaming #IndieDev #IndieGame

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And here’s the other video @stevenmc101.bsky.social ( you should listen to “Tankies” & learn from them‼️ They understand more about ENDING capitalism, imperialism, colonialism than you do✌️ ) I’m a proud Tankie🌹 IG: @ nj_socialist #leftist #liberals #tankie 🔵🔴 WHAT IS A * TANKIE * ❓

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guess we'll never have a resolution between them all #wewantkairi #asuka #rhearipley #iyosky

Americans need affordable, homegrown energy that isn’t subject to the volatility of global oil markets. Trump is doing everything in his power, and spending nearly a billion of your dollars, to make sure you don’t get it.

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Quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

"Alan Lee couldn't walk for two weeks after!" Our Five Games interviewee this week is ex-Rovers captain Antony Kay. He tells us what it was like playing with - and against - #TRFC legend Ian Goodison. Subscribe to listen in full #SWA patreon.com/posts/150308097

Want to know just how bad the pollen's been in Atlanta (region) the past couple days? Trees are like "FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHHHHHH"

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I don’t know how Rachel McAdams got through her eulogy for Diane Keaton without breaking down during this In Memoriam. I’m a sobbing mess. #Oscar/ #Oscars

Sovereignty is a convenient shield when the questions get uncomfortable. The DOJ is currently blocking witnesses for the British investigation into the Epstein network. The administration’s silence is deafening, proving that "justice for all" depends heavily on which "all" we are talking about.

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Cover me, I’m going in!

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Happy Pride Month to my LGBTQ+ friends out there. 🌈 💙 🏳️‍⚧️

Yes watching mini series right now about the Central Park Five, like 1 doctor for 800 people, yea that NJ facility where the protesters are at is owned by GEO Group & they are all about crappy conditions, cutting cost leading to poor & dangerous conditions.

"I'm going to sound like an Irishman talking about the weather." Jacques Nienaber on the mood in the Leinster camp. 💙 #Leinster #URC

Day of hope event for internally displaced children hfu.org #hfu #hopeforukraine These stories deserve to be told. Defiant Hope — now available for pre-order: hfu.org/defianthope/

Every parent wants what's best for their child. Yet the journey is different for everyone. UNICEF is here to support you through it all. From your baby's first days to your teenager's toughest questions, we will be sharing expert-backed tips and practical guidance for you. #EarlyMomentsMatter