beat me to it 😅

responding to this sort of thing is not an insignificant portion of my day job

this guy's pic always has dax shephard-in-idiocracy vibes

asked chatgpt to show me what hell is

randomly watched Paddington tonight w kids and good lord it's a tough watch w everything happening it's like Stephen Miller saw the Nicole Kidman character and thought "how could I have an army of folks just like her"

had to go back and check out the og "totally exonerated" guy and good God is his ad weird

This was a good post from comedian Evan Williams on ICE and the heroes of Minneapolis (follow here www.instagram.com/itsevanwilli...)

[prof wurman appears]

we don't need AI when content like this exists

very dr seuss here

3 questions that saved my marriage #eyesonjesus #marriage #lovelanguages #garychapman #love

Housing shapes everything, including health, opportunity, and stronger communities. Hear Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther share his vision for a more inclusive Central Ohio. Then join us at Under One Roof on June 4. Tickets https://bit.ly/4uDXrpR #UOR2026 #Housing #EndHomelessness

It's wild how the US often ignores international law for political gain instead of actually following it - we need leaders who prioritize human rights over leverage. Source #HumanRights #PeacefulForeignPolicy #DemocracyInternationalLaw #GlobalLeadership

Michael Cullen: "From when we were intercepted we were met with such levels of violence.. the fact that Israel would do that to us with the world on us, I can only imagine what they do to Palestinian prisoners every single day with the lack of media attention.. on them"

Build your #fantasy TBR with #indieauthors #epicfantasy #darkfantasy #fantasybooks #fantasyauthors

Take stock of what makes you happy. What brings you joy? What brings you peace? Do more of that 💙 #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #joy #peace

US approves $8.6bn in arms sales to Middle East allies! #news #worldnews #usa #middleeast #uae #us #usa #america #middleeast #armssales #kuwait #iran #iranwar #qatar

Laird W. Bergad, Distinguished Professor of Latin American and Latino Studies, led a new study showing a nearly 13% decline in New York City's Dominican population since 2021. The report was conducted by the @claclsgc.bsky.social. Learn more: www.gc.cuny.edu/news/dominic...

Why Ukrainian Drone Attacks Trigger Catastrophic Fires at russian Oil Depots Ukrainian drone strikes are now causing significantly greater damage to russian oil storage tanks, likely due to more effective warheads 🎥: Moscow Oblast #Ukraine #Russia en.defence-ua.com/news/why_ukr...

Michael and Bruno both gave speeches at Carrington earlier today, as the group celebrated our captain's #PL award ❤️

HARTMUT SCHULZE-BOYSEN ABOUT HIS BROTHER’S DECISION TO FIGHT FROM WITHIN For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #resistance #harroschulzeboysen #leaflet #independentfilm #cinema #

🚎 Mass transit drives thriving high streets and local growth – but mayors and cities currently take the risk and don't always reap the rewards. Letting them keep and invest in that growth could unlock UK cities 📻️ @aditisriram.bsky.social on @LBCNews 🔗 www.ippr.org/articles/transport-and-growth

Leave it to Eric Trump to confess. 🥴

Our Fav Psychologist - Dr. Raquel Martin Doing Harm - Defending Dehumanization - Complicit Neutrality has always Protected the Oppressor Ethical Obligation - Harm can happen through Silence & so- called Neutrality. #thehardtalkwithjakimshow #therealjakim #jakimishot

"the insane part is that y'all dont even fw gangnam style like I do" - Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

Gavin Newsom: "We dominate in fusion and quantum and space. We dominate in AI. The issue of gas prices goes back to the 1960s. Ronald Reagan created the California Air Resources Board. 3 years later, a guy named Richard Nixon codified California's leadership on a waiver through the Clean Air Act."

Our government is continuing to invest in communities across the country, including right here in Toronto. From transit and housing to supporting the revitalization of our waterfront, this is helping make our community more vibrant and accessible for all. #cdnpoli #MPChiNguyen #SpadinaHarbourfront

Finally finished #ResidentEvilRequiem!🥳 Huge THANK YOU to @capcomusa.com & @residentevil.capcomusa.com for this gorgeous, wonderful game!😭❤️🙏 If anyone haven't checked this game out yet -- highly recommend!💯 Also: thanks to 'crow_02' for the raid & love!❤️🙏 Sent the raid & love to 'klauste'!🎉

Image created on the #nightcafe app Video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

"All waymos came to a halt at central expressway. The servers must be down 🤷‍♂️ Earlier saw 2 different instances of cops trying to figure out what to do with the cars stopped in middle of the road" OP: reddit.crazy-cat-girl Saw claims of abrupt Waymo shutdown in south bay. This is 1st video, AFAIK.

How many pinocchios are in this clip? RFK Jr answers questions about vaping from Senator Moody during a Congressional Hearing on April 16, 2026. Notated in yellow text by your friendly, illegally fired CDC staff and our allies. #HHS #CDC #FDA #PublicHealth #Vaping

Shop the look, including the glasses. ⤵️ The new Orange Cassidy shirt is now available at ShopAEW.com. This is great. 😂 shopaew.com/en-eu/produ...

🇺🇦🇷🇺🇪🇺🇺🇸“The warning for foreign ambassadors to leave Kyiv is completely serious — because, in any case, it could happen at any moment.” 🤡 - Sergei Shoigu Secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation

Russian logistics are under threat in the occupied part of the Zaporizhzhia region.

Du hast heute noch nichts vor? 👀✨️ Dann kuschel dich gern ab 17:00 dazu! 🥰 Ich daddel mit euch heute Community-Games! Du entscheidest, was ich mit euch zocke!! 💜 Wir sind das pure Böse! 👹 😈 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 👿 #GERVtuber #Vtuber #twitch #streamergirl #gaming #community #communitygames

The girls' soccer showdown between Williamsville and Rochester became a thriller, with Bullets' goalkeeper Brynn Stark coming up big with several key saves! She shared her thoughts following the sectional semifinal win in penalty kicks! ⚽

アニメタッチのライブペイント、最近海外でもよく見かけますね。 x.com/KingMiMuRa01...

Looney Toons fake fight. Wile E. Coyote clocks off.

Carrie Freeman & Christopher Eubanks explore animal (mis)representation in media. They examine the representation of animals in activist messaging & the interconnections of animal rights with other social justice movements. lnkd.in/d6TWpb5a #TheAnimalTurn #mediastudies #criticalanimalstudies

#republicans #inflation #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/c9f7bsp3

The new escalators take arriving passengers straight down to baggage claim, where they can get picked up at the curb, head to the rental car center or, once a new exit is built, access the MAX train. https://theoregonian.visitlink.me/DKsbcP  📷: Jamie Hale

Many constituents write to me to say how shocked they are that international law often fails to hold those accountable for their actions. We have a duty to bolster international law, not undermine it. Today I asked for an update on the UK's response to the ICJ advisory opinion.

Video of the Oreshnik IBRM striking something near Kyiv

The Cost You Don’t See: Behind every circus trick and zoo selfie is a reality most never see. Animals used for entertainment often live in chains, small enclosures, and constant confinement. What feels like a moment for us can mean a lifetime for them. Look closer—and choose differently.

HANKY PANKEE, part of The Robert Valor Project has some really great Reggae tracks you should check out at RobertValorProject.com

The one thing I didn't want to find myself battling was Poison Ivy 😅 #indiedev #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

Who’s hurting whom?

Tony, I need to know which strain?

“I was born in New Babylon. Born where the rivers bend like hieroglyphs... They say mystery, I say erase. Black earth stories buried under U.S. states… But the land remembers before the lie.” youtu.be/M_YPDe9sMqg #PINKS

What If They Don’t Need Fixing? As Mental Health Awareness Month comes to a close, one final thought: not every struggle needs a solution. I wrote more about this in my recent Medium and Substack articles: @ Caralyn Dreyer #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealth #healing #emotionalwellbeing

It's not every day a Jedi surprises you on a livestream. 😅 Watch our live stream from the USMNT Roster Reveal in NYC with special guests Antonee Robinson & Kyle Martino! 📺 🎧 APPLE: tinyurl.com/mpas8zy9 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/2yyhvs4c YOUTUBE: youtube.com/live/61Vqu8S...

🤣🤣🤣🤣 #petehegseth

They've turned Iran into a global power.

There are hundreds of Australian troops in the US military right now. I asked what their role in the war on Iran is. Defence said: "our people have a very clear understanding of that remit that limits a number of them to defensive roles only". How does that work when you are on a US sub?

Evidence is mounting that the 2026 election will be a "blue wave." In North Carolina, the generic ballot average currently sits around D+4 - and there's still five months before the election. Try it out for yourself: https://carolinaforward.org/news/2026-shift/

If you ain’t singing along to the yacht rock in my jeep Specifically when this banger comes on .. and we’re harmonizing… woooohooo Otherwise jump out I ain’t even slowin down for ya

🇦🇲 #Armenia is heading to the polls for a critical parliamentary election Sunday. Ahead of the vote, the massive #refugee community from Nagorno-#Karabakh face legal marginalisation and hostile rhetoric from the very top. 🔴 FRANCE 24's Taline Oundjian, Wassim Daly and Olivia Bizot report ⤵️

✨️ Spring landslides near Tarkhaldan uncover the fallen Netherese enclave of Selûnarra, long buried beneath the soil. Follow along as we share daily lore leading up to Guide to the Dalelands. Join the mailing list at realmsbound.com ✨ #dnd #forgottenrealms #realmsbound #ttrpg

Sometimes, job interviews turn into a game of truth or dare 🧐

Senador Iván Flores La verdad es que la actitud del ministro Quiroz ha sido desafiante e irrespetuosa y con eso no gana nada. Imponer desde una supuesta superioridad no contribuye.