Chris Ahuja for Congress
@chrisahuja
Breaking: it’s not “excessive drinking,” it’s allergies. Man just needs some Zyrtec and everyone needs to calm down. Why is The Atlantic coming after our FBI Director like this? #ChrisAhuja #KashPatel #TonyMontana
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Simi Valley wasn’t having it. Brad Sherman got his mic muted after interrupting voters and dodging questions. Add the airplane gooning and disregard for working families—people are...
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The 1% and billionaires already have politicians protecting them. We’re building a grassroots movement fighting back. Join me & Ankur Patel this Saturday, 10:30am at Miss Donuts —...
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Missiles flying toward the UAE… and Marco Rubio is DJ’ing and placing Polymarket bets like it’s Coachella. Global crisis? Nah—just vibes. Anyone seen Brad Sherman? He’s hiding agai...
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Didn’t plan a concert. Florence made it happen. Her dog made it a duet. And suddenly we’re all part of it. That’s solidarity—no script, just people coming together. #ChrisAhuja #CA...
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Everything’s fine. The President posts himself as Jesus, blesses Jeffrey Epstein, and threatens the Pope. Totally normal behavior, right? This is what they call “making America gre...
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I owe Brad Sherman an apology. Last November, after the airplane gooning incident, I called him an impotent career Democrat. I was wrong. Brad Sherman is clearly not impotent. He is, in fact, a full-time gooner. Please accept my apology! #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #GoonerBrad
People can barely afford groceries and rent right now, but Donald Trump is online posting AI alien pictures for engagement. The country feels like a reality show while families struggle. #CA32 #DonaldTrumpIsTheAlien #Area51 #ChrisAhuja
Sure, Sean Hannity—tell the Pope he hasn’t read the Bible. Next you’ll explain science to NASA. This isn’t faith. It’s ego and control. #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #FoxNewsIsFakeNews
Working families are struggling, immigrants are living in fear, and ICE keeps getting funded. Why? Because politicians like Brad Sherman side with MAGA Democrats to keep it alive. That’s not fighting for us—that’s selling us out. ICE must be abolished. #CA32 #AbolishICE #ChrisAhujaCongress
Very exciting news. Scott Pelley is out, Anderson Cooper is apparently old news, and now Joe Rogan is the future of serious journalism. Somewhere in America, a journalism professor is staring out a window wondering if they should’ve just started a podcast instead. #ChrisAhuja #JoeRogan
Honored to join Young Indian in Politics for my first Indian podcast. No filter. The 2024 campaign tested me with pressure. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu taught me to embrace it—stay calm and keep fighting. #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #IndianAndProud
Netanyahu really said the issue is basically “cell phones” exposing what’s happening in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran. Yeah man, turns out working people don’t like watching civilians get bombed on 4K video every day. And Brad Sherman supports this war criminal. #FreePalestine #BradSherman #ChrisAhuja
The 1% and billionaires already have politicians protecting them. We’re building a grassroots movement fighting back. Join me & Ankur Patel this Saturday, 10:30am at Miss Donuts — 18231 Sherman Way, Reseda. Free coffee & donuts before canvassing. #CA32
Up late last night personally dropping off yard signs to supporters in Bel Air and spotted a yard sign for Kenneth Mejia too. Good to see people supporting candidates fighting for working people and real change. #CA32 #WhereIsBradSherman #ChrisAhuja
The kids are out front, Maggie and I behind them, and I’m joking maybe they can handle it while we go watch a movie. Truth is, these small moments together mean everything when life moves this fast. #CA32 #ChrisAhuja #Parenting
Is there a similarity between planetary model and atomic model? Do we have “The Vision” to see it? Leenk in Bio for the full podkast and for “The Vision” song download (NOT available on streeming platferms). #TheVision #mightyonemanband #song #newsong #podcast
You are not alone, depression is real. You can experience varying degrees of depression and anxiety. Don’t be afraid to reach out and talk about your feelings, they are real and you are not the only one feeling sad. What does it feel like? #4MattMSMF #mentalhealth
“Trying to bludgeon reality with words.” Former U.S. diplomat Alan Eyre on President Trump’s claims about the status of the Iran war as the U.S. awaits Iran’s response to a peace proposal and as questions surround the tenuous “ceasefire” after both sides traded strikes.
Actor and WCC founding member, @par_vathy speaks at #WLF2024 at the session titled, Writing Her Story | അവൾ ചരിത്രമെഴുതുകയാണ് | with @annammvetticad Videos of the session is now up on YouTube. Link in bio. #wcc #cinema #parvathythiruvoth #wayanadliteraturefestival #kerala
The Penguin and the Egg. I love this Hubble image of colliding galaxies! No, the telescope does not travel to the galaxies to take the picture. #astrophotography #space
The war in Ukraine is undergoing a turning point. The front lines are shifting, the drones are multiplying, and the math is starting to change. (Members Only) Listen here: warontherocks.com/episode/ther...
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As we spend this day with family and friends, we must all take a moment to reflect on the significance that Memorial Day holds.
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Taking a quick detour to tell everyone to see Under Siege because Tommy Lee Jones never phones it in. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert
Amendments to Lobbyists’ Registration Act introduced https://www.gnb.ca/en/news/n-b.2026.05.amendments-lobbyists-registration-act-introduced.html
Elections remind us how desperately people long for someone worthy to trust. Revelation 5 asks: “Who is worthy?” And the answer is astonishing: it's the Lion Who appears as a Lamb. That's sacrificial love. Maybe the only One truly worthy of your 'vote' is the One willing to lay His life down for you
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2016: world first whale snot drones, PhD, Tonga, children’s education and so much more. 10 years later, I’m still on my quest to create wildlife content through my science. The science continues! #2016 #whalesnot #drone #travel #whale
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#DailyZombie's Message About Voting This really is the best way to govern, lead, and move forward. I promise... #TacoViking #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #ElectionDay
Trump’s biggest problem is no one loves him enough to tell him he’s a f’ing idiot. Seriously. Most never get close to this stage because someone cares about ‘em & says, “You sound so dumb, shut up.” But nope. This guy says it’s gonna be guaranteed peace—that he can’t guarantee🤦♂️ Cuz nobody loves him
La. Attorney General Liz Murrill announced that 60 registered sex offenders were arrested as part of a major internet sex crimes operation in the greater Baton Rouge area. https://www.wafb.com/2026/05/18/ags-office-announces-results-major-internet-sex-crimes-operation-baton-rouge-area
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Amy Crabtree Woods Adele Seitzinger Brice Cooper And Angie Taylor (Sonshine Whimsical Art) ALL on display now in the CPAC lobby art gallery until November 3rd! Free to view weekdays 9am-5pm #cpactn #lobbygallery #localart #Octoberartists
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