Erika Kirk, who performs as JonBenét Scamsey, is on the hoof and in tears as she scampers from the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Hold up. Did Ol’ YamTits start a war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files and all of the associated fuckery — and then — trot out his latest wife to distract from the war with Iran and that associated fuckery?

Trump’s rotten right hand looked so bad in pics today that you could almost smell it, wobbling around while trying to salute, and then the extra long blink (falling asleep) while Hegseth babbled… However at his visit to Walter Reed tomorrow I’m sure we’ll be told he’s in tip top shape. 😂

A special Valentine edit from Isabella Rossellini to everyone’s least favorite Clown Boy.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Presenting the warmongering, fearmongering, whoremongering Lindsey Graham escorting naval troops through the Strait of Hormuz. 🚢 💃🏼 👠 💃🏼 👠 🚢

Sunday Singalong: It’s going to take a co-write from Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bad Bunny and Elton John to write Markwayne Mullin a theme song to top Kristi Noem’s.

Here we go — another week of this — Iran Responds to Trump’s Ceasefire Proposal 😜

Over the weekend someone asked if this means that we’ll have six more weeks of Erika Kirk and it made me furious. Furious that I didn’t think of this joke first. 🤪

After Trump slammed the singers who pulled out of his “Great American State Fair” KlanBake, the White House announced a new slate of performers who are committed to the event.

Senator Chris Van Hollen’s questioning of Kash Patel during today’s appropriations committee was LIT! Although I bet it wasn’t nearly as Kash Patel is right now. 🥂

Chernobyl site has black frogs 😯 interesting science.

🛳️ Le bateau de #croisière, foyer d'#hantavirus, a pris jeudi la route de Tenerife, aux #Canaries. ➡️ Les passagers seront évacués et rapatriés à l'arrivée

Make this holiday season a healthy one! #HealthyForTheHolidays #GWwellness #LifestyleMedicine

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Join our PLNU President as he and Robyn journey out to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, 🛬 ❄️ to support our Sea Lions Volleyball team play their first game in the Elite 8 National Quarterfinals! GO SEA LIONS! 🦭🙌 🏐 #plnu #thisisplnu #volleyball #wintersports

We’re truly in the offseason now. OTAs, training camp, preseason. 4.5 months until we get real football back at Soldier Field.

HE WAS RIGHT‼️ #FidelCastro responds to #Forbes ranking him among the world's richest rulers: "I challenge them all. That little thief #Bush, the #CIA, the 33 US intelligence agencies. If they can prove I hold a single offshore account -- even one dollar -- I resign immediately."

Text ‘EPA’ to 40506 to tell Trump & Lee Zeldin that we know what they’re doing, and aren’t going to take it. We must protect the 𝗘𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴. 6/6 🧵

Side by side, always. The Manchester United family ❤️

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Black Spire Outpost entered a new era as Darth Vader arrived to search for Skywalker. While patrolling with his stormtroopers, the Dark Lord stopped to address Rebel Nadia . He noted that her Vader-inspired attire made her a powerful asset to the Empire before continuing his march.

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naked on fresh sheets after a shower, still undefeated.

Why Republicans should worry that they lost the Mar-a-Lago district in Florida.

Muir disputes DUP and UFU claim Derry-Donegal not representative for bovine TB pilot www.derryjournal.com/news/environ...

Memorial Day is more than a long weekend; it’s a moment to reflect on our responsibility to protect our hard-fought Democracy while we remember those lost. The best way we can honor all service members, both past and present, is to build a country worthy of their sacrifice. 🇺🇸

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Elissa Slotkin: "Trump has conducted military operations in 9 places in 15 months. That's more than any President in history. He's shown that he is willing to use force. You can have a debate on if that's a good thing or a bad thing."

#fyp #hidden #killed #secrets

Reasons to love Bruce We love NMIXX #NMIXX

I’ve been warning for a decade: Brexit would wreck our food resilience. Experts like Tim Lang and Prof Chris Elliott said the same - all ignored. Now Trump’s actions in Iran mean every farmer can see what’s coming. The govt is totally unprepared, out of touch, and cloth-eared and it is scary.

Two Chinese customers were injured, and two were arrested amid a clash with district security and demonstrators on Monday. Customers sought the involvement of Cambodia's official bank, the National Bank of Cambodia (NBC), to collect their funds from the now-defunct Huione Pay, @cambojanews

Enjoying my last day off of work starting tomorrow 7 days a week to get ready for our opening day we biked all the way from Chicago to Racine wi about to bike back down to chicago so we can rest and get a good night sleep just finished a good jog while hubby is at the park with the kids

Stop scrolling! Why are Muslim homes quietly outperforming formal math lessons? Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/early_numeracy Muslim homes teach numeracy through salah, iftar, and wudu. It's already happening. #fyp #Islam

Wow, intergalactic television has everything you could ever ask for: science-fiction horror and french clone soap operas! It's a new playthrough of @blippo.plus! #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @teamyacht.com @telefantasytv.bsky.social @panic.com #TV buff.ly/o6NP232

Filming Update: Heimaey, Iceland | June 2024 Developed in partnership with Manchester Metropolitan University, Rayburn Tours, Swansea University, University of Leicester, and... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-container/fieldwork-update-heimaey-iceland-summer-2024/

Happy super fantastic paradigm shifting week of jumping timelines🙂 #synthart

Dance, music, and community 🌸 Spring Festival April 16, 5–7 PM at 1010 Park Ave. Performances + reception. All are welcome! #NYCArts #UpperEastSide #CommunityArts #ThePark1010

Unionist Bingo! 🇬🇧🖊️ The unionist parties are in severe need of new patter as well as credible arguments. Decisions about Scotland should be made by the people who live here, not imposed by Westminster politicians.

This is horrific. Have you ever heard of Florida’s Free Kill Law? Here it is. Strap yourself in, because it’s unbelievable and criminal.

QUEL ÉCHANGE 🤯 Lane Hutson crée l'égalité 2-2 entre les Canadiens et les Hurricanes!

#TriviaTime #DisneyAnimationStudios #DisneyParks #DISNEYCastMembers #WaltDisney 

Reform councillor admits they know nothing about how the council works

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seeing this moment on the big screen with my two brothers was something great

Make lasting memories, that'll honor God #God #bible #faith #christian #memories

Day 110 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery Morning PT Exercises. Focusing on straightening. Heading to Coach at the State Meet! Big day!

poucos minutos para ver uma foto do gabriel magalhães e saliba com o titulo da premier league ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB

It was a privilege to spend time with @cafirefighters.bsky.social. Their service represents the very best of California. I’ll work every day to ensure our firefighters and first responders have a partner in the Governor's office.

I wanted to finish art but I'm still overwhelmed thx to mom & my stepfather.

Collectibles & Videogames Part 234 Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island (SNES / Switch, 1995/2019) Paladone Yoshi Egg Lamp (2019) #fyp #POV #Gaming #Collectibles #GamingRoom #Nintendo #SNES #Switch #SuperMario #Yoshi #Samsung #Divoom #Paladone

As a CS and AI developer I've spent years researching consciousness. We have no idea what human consciousness is, how it works or if it's even inside or outside. But whatever it is, my working dog Beni, has the same thing and AI doesn't. We don't have sheep at our ranch but he herds horses & goats.

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"It's Showtime!" 💚💜 Just finished this mixed media fan art portrait of Beetlejuice. Any Tim Burton or classic comedy horror fan will fall in love with this artwork. Available on Etsy: honeyartsdesignshop.etsy.com/listing/4513... #artsky #artprocess #fanart #beetlejuice #mixedmedia #timburton

🚀Optical #nanoscopy without “ON/OFF”: A team of scientists led by our director Stefan Hell has increased the resolution in fluorescence #microscopy by a factor of 30 without having to sequentially switch fluorescent molecules between light & dark states. 👀🔬 #maxplanck 👉 www.mr.mpg.de/14614607/new...

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#trump #iran #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/v1qs00ud

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#photography #nature (Birdsong) Good Morning good folks Gluten Morgen liebe Leute