Corey Marshall-Steele
@corcatt
Hung Cao, failed GOP candidate in Virginia, who’s afraid of witches* is now the acting Secretary of the US Navy. In the middle of a war over the Strait of Hormuz. What could go wrong? *Being afraid of witches is the least of Cao’s issues, but definitely the funniest. 😜
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