You know Ol’ YamTits’s cankles were creaking when it took him “4 Obamas” to gingerly haul his sorry four-lane ass down the stairs of Air Force One when he landed in China. Alpha male? More like Alpha Bits. 😜

Whenever the White House releases Trump’s medical report with his height and weight (6’ 3” and 238 lbs) I know I’m going to get requests - so here you go — Enjoy. 🥂😜

“This morning at the VA hospital where Alex Pretti worked as an ICU nurse, they remembered and honored their colleague and friend. I can’t even imagine the pain everyone is feeling while trying to do the hardest work. I am so heartbroken.” ~ Alex Pretti’s CRNA colleague Garrett Peterson

You HAD to know this was coming, right? You can say many things about MAGAmen, but you can’t say that they aren’t stacked. 😜

This recut would be the only way to get asses in the seats to see “Melania”. And to those squealing about this recut, my response is a hearty and resounding “Quiet, quiet, piggy.”

Did you see the new video of the Bryon & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski play date that leaked? It’s Absolutely Fabulous! 😜 (Make sure to watch for the cameo of Cricket)

After months of conversation, controversy, titillation and apprehension, Lauren Sánchez Bezos, has arrived on the red carpet at the MetGala — and the commentators were ready. Sánchez Bezos, who along with husband Jeff Bezos, reportedly plopped down $10 million to sponsor the annual fete.

To coincide with Americans souring on Trump’s sacrilegious posts, a bunch of evangelical leaders gathered at Mar-a-Lago for a KlanBake and to bless and dedicate a gold statue of Trump. You know, this reminds me of an old Charlton Heston movie…

Your feel good clip of the week has just dropped. 😜🥂

Bari Weiss’s new 60 Minutes line up has just been announced. ⏱️⏱️⏱️ 🎩 @frankconniff.bsky.social for the original post. 🥂

@iamreginaasaba This Pastor is talking about Paula White-Cain who serves as the head of the White House Faith Office

#VisibilityBrigade #usa #democracy #mayday #ballroom @maddow.bsky.social #rights #dday #mothersday #mom @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @rosaliewong.bsky.social @jesscraven101.bsky.social @emmatk.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social #jimcrow #women #war #boycott #fascism #billionaires #vote

"Watching tomatoes triple in price from over the course of one month, that's pretty crazy." Wisconsin families are struggling to put food on their tables, thanks to Republicans like Derrick Van Orden (#WI03) and Glenn Grothman (#WI06).

this Friday left on a jet plane but to be fair I didn't get out of bed 'til noon.

My guest today is Adam Kinzinger. Adam was a former Republican congressman from Illinois and served on the January 6th Committee. Today, Adam and I discuss Trump, Iran, the January 6th Committee, and more! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1zWb... YouTube: youtu.be/ohMOzpzobq0

Cal Raleigh will join Clayton Kershaw and the rest of Team USA this week in preparation for the WBC Will Cal have anything to say to Kershaw after the future HOFer (jokingly) called him out at the 2025 MLB ASG?

UPDATE: I was back at 26 Federal Plaza for my weekly oversight visit today after ICE openly flouted the law on Tuesday by making a courthouse arrest right after a federal judge explicitly banned them. Officers confirmed no new arrests have been made since that unlawful detention.

'Most wanted' British man arrested in Spain #police #arrested #spain #britishcitizen #news #curiousfellow

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO! Either Adam Copeland & Christian Cage win the AEW World Tag Team Titles, or they never team again! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Will the real American Hitler please stand up please stand up. Are we gonna have a problem here?

#vernon #tess #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-10/us/Lifestyle/fr/bs/Vernon-Kay-et-Tess-Daly-mettent-fin-à-22-ans-de-mariage-après-une-rupture-choquante/1271904

Jeff Nuccatelli questions one of the most repeated assumptions in UFO lore: if these objects are really so concerned with nuclear weapons, why did they let us use them? @tobehumanshow.bsky.social   https://f.mtr.cool/cvbzfwhkeb

Boiling eggs in nature boiler🌸💕🍒🍃 #nature #photography #climate #peace #love #life #travel #cat #birds #animals #news #world #trending #virals #vidoes #shorts #bluesky #friends

Spurs vs Hawks

Partisan Faction £30 t-shirt range https://souled-out.world/collections/t-shirt #souledoutworld #tees #tshirts #clothes #shopping #peace #solidarity #protestisaright #democracy #revolution #culture #art #resist #resistance #KnowJusticeKnowPeace #BLM #history #activism

Magic City will forever be part of the culture! Original post

Culers have shown up in Oslo to support Barcelona & are making themselves heard ❤️💙 🎥: FCBfemeni

Family and child protection lawyer Bobbi Olsen talks about the legal systems in Canada which handle issues of domestic and family violence. The two explore what is working and what needs to be improved. #gbv

Sometimes the body reacts before the mind fully understands why. My upcoming episode of Through the Darkness: A Mental Health Recovery Podcast drops in a couple of weeks. #mentalhealth #trauma #mentalhealthpodcast

NHL.com - The National Hockey League Web Site Mar 2005 Archived Web Page 🧩 #beckett #2005

WWE NXT REVENGE LIVE STREAM Tonight - 745PM ET LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! What will happen? Tune in to find out! Link Above! Don’t Miss! #WFU #W4LN #WWE #nxt #nxtrevenge

Everything you need to know about the latest developments in Israel and across the Middle East, from Lebanon to Iran, and more. StandWithUs Weekly Update from Israel, featuring Noah Shufutinsky.

QTP with a blue haired girl

Neera Tanden: When government officials use insider knowledge to win big with prediction markets, they take everyone else as suckers. That's not fair.

Colorado spring checklist: ☀️ Enjoy patio weather 🌷 Pretend it won’t snow again 🏡 Fall in love with a new home Two out of three are guaranteed 😌 #DenverLiving #SpringVibes #HomeSearch #ColoradoHomes #ArvadaColorado

Disappointed we did not get a replay, Chris Berman would have loved this

Heyya Mosslings! A little update from the woods. 🌿 Streams have been quiet lately. Work and burnout have been real. I appreciate your patience so much. Three weeks off incoming! Focusing on completing Sinking City before April ends, then... May 2nd. Debut. Let's go!!! 💖✨️

Scary: New 49ers WR Mike Evans looks JACKED at practice, clearly in the best shape of his life. San Francisco finally has its WR1 👀 Original post

It’s so unfair to assume Kash Patel was wasted or intoxicated. In fact equally likely the Mossad girlfriend gave him to much pentothal 😳😂 #IhateThisEffingTimeline

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Yalta, Crimée occupée, soirée du 30 mai. Bientôt dans toute la "Fédération" de russie.

💥 Russia: Saratov Oil Refinery struck by a swarm of Ukrainian drones. Annual refining capacity: 7 million tons.

"JD Vance is one of the most craven politicians on the American landscape." –Senator Warnock on the Vice President’s criticism of the Pope.

Doing the Korok dance in cosplay like this is my true destiny 🌿✨ To get the cosplay content before EVERYONE + exclusives Patreon.com/emeii #ZeldaCosplay #Korok #Nintendo #Cosplay #thelegendofzeldacosplay

Seems like the runner suit passive skill wasn't working, it's fixed now, you can finally have your very own supersonic army 💨 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam : store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #RTS #indiegame #voxel #voxelgame

ICE presenting as an equivalent solution to funding TSA sending in the group that has consistently had court orders finding that they had a reckless negligent and violent disregard for any form of civil rights is normalization. @willztalks.bsky.social

📣Attention all First Nations post-secondary students!📣 FNIGC is looking to fill two summer student positions in our IM & IT, and Research and Information units. Don't wait, apply today! https://fnigc.ca/about-fnigc/our-career-opportunities/

Updated my first venture into the UE5 cinematic camera so that it actually had a non-blank first frame. This is a super quick whirlwind fly through of the Gaming PC level in #Project8088, potentially a boss level. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #ue5

The latest episode of Total Nileation, the podcast that brings you the good news stories you should be getting but aren’t, is out now! Featuring my first ever guest Paul Hutcheson (not pictured)! Link in bio! #news

Meet Ivan Zolotukhin, founder of Pallie: a friendly AI companion designed to help you improve your wellbeing, manage stress, reduce loneliness, and get you moving more.

Rhun ap Iorwerth has revealed his ministerial team in Wales' first ever Plaid Cymru government. Last week Jane Runeckles, FDA National Officer, discussed how civil servants in Wales would be approaching the transition. Read our comment for more www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/article/comm...

The Scottish Parliament needs to work better than it has in recent years, and that is why the Liberal Democrats, with our group of ten MSPs, will hunt for agreement and do our best to deliver results for our constituents. 1/2

Let’s have a day!

I'm a fan of the Roadhouse Rule: Be nice, until it's time to not be nice.

On Ontario Day, we asked former lieutenant governor Elizabeth Dowdeswell to choose her favourite Great Lake. What defines Ontario for you? Tonight at 8pm with @jeyantvo.bsky.social | Producer: Preeti Bhuyan

Super fun remixing this absolute banger from @ramonbraumuller.eurosky.social Took the Amiga version as the main reference but sprinkled in some sound design and references to tracks from the PC version. Two loop version on YouTube: youtu.be/df89bO1CGiQ

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Place Hamburg.🤟🏍️⚡️ Einen Gruß an alle Biker.🔥🔥🔥💪💪🏻 THX to Norbert Mohr

Irish don't play lol

#1 SONG THIS DAY IN HISTORY! May 26th, 1967 "Groovin" by the Young Rascals SONG LINK: youtu.be/4JIq8Zn0AJE?... @djraysmusic.com