It’s ALWAYS Taco Tuesday when dealing with that senile syphilitic septuagenarian seditious sorry sack of tangerine-tinted twatwaffle that is Donald Trump. 🌮 😜

With the arrest of Andrew, the Epstein files are going to take on a whole new and deeper relevance. Tick tock Ol’ YamTits. Tick fucking tock.

If Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, and Archie Campbell — the Four Moonshiners — were actually opening the show, people might tune in to Turning Point’s “All-American Halftime Show” 🥴🥂😵‍💫🤪

“Lindsey Graham, what are you going to do now that war you pushed with Iran is ramping up with 50,000 troops deployed to the Middle East, at least 15 dead American soldiers and more than 300 hundred injured (that we know of)? La Lindsey: “I’m going to Disney World to get a magic pink bubble wand!”

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Bari Weiss’s new 60 Minutes line up has just been announced. ⏱️⏱️⏱️ 🎩 @frankconniff.bsky.social for the original post. 🥂

Did you see the new video of the Bryon & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski play date that leaked? It’s Absolutely Fabulous! 😜 (Make sure to watch for the cameo of Cricket)

After creating the crisis on the Strait of Hormuz, Trump is now demanding global assistance and tells oil-importing nations to help.

Get Louisiana resident Marshawn onto a ballot IMMEDIATELY! Marshawn, who went viral for his passionate speech about voting maps, had the perfect response to this supine, sycophant GOP senator. 🎩 @nowthisimpact.bsky.social

Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She is said to be devastated by reports alleging her husband has been leading a cross-dressing double life. Okay bish. Just like the privacy and prayers you and your little twatzis passed out with wanton, reckless, craven abandon. 💅

I hope she's right, that this is the Confederacy's last dying breath that we're experiencing. But it won't be true unless actual consequences occur. This is the reoccurring sin of this country, evil is never effectively punished.

OKC has Hartenstein go with high P&R for Jalen Williams. It's a tiny adjustment but a solid one from OKC and Hartenstein. Wemby stays in a drop, notice Williams wait for the defense to recover. Hartenstein doesn't go Gortat instead gets another piece of Harper, pullup there.

LIRR Strike Cripples New York Commute as 250,000 Riders Face Chaos Traffic jams, crowded buses, and massive commuter delays are spreading across New York as negotiations continue amid the transit shutdown. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #LIRR #LIRRStrike #NewYork #MTA #LongIsland #News

Some Canadians just got paid from a $500-million settlement in a lawsuit that accused #Loblaw of overcharging customers for bread, but the payouts are leading to humorous comments online. #Canada nowtoronto.com/news/canadia...

⛔Today Israeli forces RAIDED the town of Bani Na’im east of #Hebron and DETAINED multiple #Palestinians during the incursion into the occupied #WestBank. This what #Isräël does on daily basis to UNARMED civilian Palestinian‼️

[Ge] The anti-racism protocol was activated during the Ferroviária vs. São Paulo match in the Brazilian Women’s Under-20 Championship. A team medic accused of insulting a player was removed from the field.

Fridays taste like chocolate and feel like a cool breeze on a summer day.

Dominic Calvert-Lewin pounced on the poor back pass and finished the only goal in Leeds' 1-0 win over Brighton.

in a time where "normality" fails us over and over, creativity and the possibilities it opens are absolute necessity. its worth minding that most forms of progress where once considered absurd... creative solutions are a must for a better world #pottery #folkart #creativity #art #survival

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Christian Pulisic is still waiting for his first goal of 2026! 𝐔𝐒𝐌𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/288969v7 ✳️: tinyurl.com/ys8uv3kw 📺: tinyurl.com/bde6kvbm

You have until 04/15/26 to fund a 2025 Traditional or Roth IRA. We help clients choose the right IRA strategy before the deadline. Link in the comments. #IRAContribution #RothIRA #TraditionalIRA #RetirementPlanning #BackdoorRoth #FinancialPlanning #InvestSmart #TaxPlanning #SanDiego #California

Are you ready to have your world turned upside down by an ex-UAP Task Force analyst?! From the fields of Missouri to the heart of the intelligence community, Sarah Gamm’s journey is a truly cosmic adventure. Part 1 out now: youtu.be/HTbrevqjWgM #UAP #Astrophysics

We know principals need support when it comes to hiring new teachers: Three dates available this June in Tyler, Belton, and Los Fresnos. Register now: https://loom.ly/o6xMe5A #lead4ward #newteachertot #teacherinduction

“I mean, it comes out in big games naturally because it’s hard to like not fall to the dark side, you know or to the light side or whatever” - Victor Wembanyama, on being angry & mature simultaneously throughout the NBA Playoffs. Wemby’s Jedi thinking, love it! San Antonio Spurs vs OKC Thunder WCF

Zach Neto homered on the first pitch of the game. It's his second career leadoff home run against deGrom. Neto has also hit leadoff home runs against Tarik Skubal, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Chris Sale and Dylan Cease in his career.

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A Trump quote without his voice or face. This is unedited & 100% accurate, taken from the Healthcare Affordability Event on April 23, 2026. ("My Crowd Was Bigger", courtesy of decodingfoxnews) #trump

Blair doing the media rounds this morning

Munidopsis on a decent sized sponge with sargassum around it. @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 924 #Doldrums #MarineLife

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February is Black History Month!❤️💛💚 Join us in celebrating the significant accomplishments and contributions that Black health care professionals have made to the medical field. #BlackHistoryMonth #BlackHistory

TDLW: if you don’t care kids are dying, you are bad. #marachel we love you. 🫶

IT'S FRIDAAAAYYYYY I'm back from the sparkledog vet (doctor) and I'm ready to GET WORK DONE! We've got a week until Furlandia and the suits can't make themselves! Care to keep us compnay while we work? Also... New Mutts releasing soon AND Gameoverse watch party!!! LET'S SEW twitch.tv/cassmutt

Balozi Speaks: Every Sunday! TV47 - 8pm! Join us and learn more about the EU and its Member States! 🇪🇺 🇰🇪 #EUKenya50 #BaloziSpeaks

Not now, lumpy pillow boy.

Reporter: Ken Paxton is calling you 'Talafreako.' Talarico: He just released child rapist Adam Hoffman from jail after his wealthy atty friends got involved. Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life. He served less than a month. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

Yes we thought you might be able to watch on the plane. Well tomorrow is going to be big - argh I don't think I can take it. 🤣😂

“The DGA report starts w/ a lot of talk about the importance of evidence. One part I don’t like, they didn’t follow any of that.” @drpeterlurie.bsky.social #CFAFPC #FoodPolicy

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Looks like Sean.Dee.W is embracing his inner king of the Waddle Dees.

[Vintage VHS] Mr. Magoo's Cartoon Collection (Volume 3): Night Club Magoo : 972s

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Thanks and much love to everyone who called, texted and wished me Happy Birthday. I wish you all the best in life. #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle Kathleen Filippelli Marvin Timothy Lee

Taking a few days off in France (Île d'Oléron) to rest and to find a bit of inspiration too 👀🪿

Let’s face facts, Badenoch and Farage want Britain to be the 51st state of Trump’s America. I do not.

Tell me your experience. #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #musictrigger #paranormal

Babbi Mario learning the ropes. 🎾 #mariotennisfever #supermario #nintendo #gaming #funny

Bluesky servers being rebooted.

This is how we fill a town square with busy little guys

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 BIG BRO / LITTLE BRO HARPER & SCOUT LIFE LESSONS 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 MOMMY: I'm gonna take a picture of you, Boys. AUNT MORGAN: Get in the shot and I'll take your picture. MOMMY: Come on, Boys. Face Aunt Morgan. AUNT MORGAN: Look at the camera, not at Mommy. SCOUT: So face Mommy? 1/2

We have a WCWS sprinkler delay, I gotta go to bed fix this

This song is beautiful in my book! I absolutely love singing it! I hope yall furries enjoy this song as much as this furry does.

It Would Be So Funny To See Them Body Swap 🤎💙😍🥰😂🤣😭 #911onABC #EddieDiaz #RyanGuzman #EvanBuckley #OliverStark #Buddie #Ryliver

Hey Beard Gang! Good morning & happy Mon! Just wanted to share this week's live schedule. This one's a weird one. No stream Mon, Fri or Sun. Instead we will be live on Tues ( #Battlefield6 S3 Launch), Wed (more #AbioticFactor) & Thurs ( #Subnautica2 Launch).

Indiana's Christian nationalist Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith says the key to saving America is "giving people permission to hate" Islam, like he does: "I hate Islam. It's a demonic death cult." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

Macht Ihr schon Feierabend!?🤬

We came into this session focused on three things: Lowering costs, keeping people safe, and growing Maryland’s economy. And that’s exactly what we did – all while balancing a budget with no new taxes or fees.

BOOM. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social: “Billions of dollars are being wasted right now to drop bombs in the Middle East” but “This same group of extremists won’t spend a dime to make life more affordable for the American people.” Americans are PISSED. And Republicans are to blame.

💢𝚴𝛆𝛋𝛒ός 𝛐 𝛐𝛅𝛈𝛄ός 𝛕𝛐𝛖 𝛕𝛂𝛏ί - 𝚮 𝛔𝛕𝛊𝛄𝛍ή 𝛕𝛈ς 𝛂𝛎ά𝛔𝛖𝛒𝛔𝛈ς 𝛕𝛐𝛖 𝛐𝛘ή𝛍𝛂𝛕𝛐ς 𝛂𝛑ό 𝛕𝛈 𝛉ά𝛌𝛂𝛔𝛔𝛂 𝛔𝛕𝛈𝛎 𝛑ύ𝛌𝛈 𝚬𝟒 Σύμφωνα με πληροφορίες από το ΕΚΑΒ, στο όχημα επέβαινε ο οδηγός, ο οποίος είναι νεκρός. Τα αίτια του δυστυχήματος διερευνώνται. 🎥Orange Press Agency #iefimerida #πειραιάς

...adolescentes vítimas de violência sexual e da garantia de seus direitos. “O DNA da extrema direita é cortar direitos da população que mais precisa." Afirmou Cesar Calejon.🎥👇🏾 🧵3/3