“Beyoncé could work at McDonald's and marry Jay-Z. The opposite is not true.”

“What’s it like being a lawyer in South Florida? What are the clients like?”

I know everyone has heard this one before but I keep coming back to it…

We don’t shake gin martinis we stir them…

*computer reboots after an update* Me: Well that too forever. But ok, time get some work done. Computer: Your computer recently updated and a restart is necessary. Me:

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Starship Troopers was a documentary

Benioff and Weiss completely fucked the end of Game of Thrones. But the *actors*?!? They were phenomenal until the end.

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Got a reluctant reader 7+ in your life? Crooks and Nannies is what you need! #crooksandnannies #funny #kidsbooks #slime #parents

Hollywood didn’t “wake up” — audiences did. As Rolla Selbak says in Ep. 59, people rejected Hollywood’s manufactured stories on #Palestine, and now the industry is scrambling to look like it cares. When Hollywood shifts overnight, ask why: Is it solidarity — or strategy?

1999 had some of the most hype cinematic experiences of my childhood #pokemon #starwars #1999 #90skids #90s

Any char(royal ask if char is worthy to be spouse to 2ndroyal)say even if they're unworthy,char still got marry to 2ndroyal in Netflix ATLA, Disney, Bridgerton, Witcher, GoT, Shogun, Blue Eye Samurai, Star Wars, One Piece? Char:Princess.Even if I'm unworthy,we also went though wedding ceremony

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Jason Drew went "Gulcoasting" at Community Cooperative in Fort Myers as it kicks off its "School's Out, Hunger's Not" campaign. More: https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/community-cooperative-fort-myers-hunger-campaign/71360815 

Just saying!

#bulto

Oil check #wrestler

Thank you to our amazing Advocacy Ambassadors! Last night, we celebrated our victories championing affordable, comprehensive mental health care for New Yorkers this year. Your impact is incredible, and we can’t wait to see what you do in 2026!

Dobson takes the hit, Evans makes the pass, Newhook scores the goal

"The sl called her HERbron. I'ma call her HERbron." 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nur 13% der Befragten sagen, Friedrich Merz sei "hilfreich" für das Abschneiden der CDU bei der Wahl in Baden-Württemberg gewesen. Unter CDU-Anhänger sagen das auch nur 24%. Was für eine Ohrfeige für den Kanzler.

📺 TV Festival is back! Celebrate 50 years of KAKM with an encore presentation of episode 6 of Ken Burns: The American Revolution. We'll be live in the studio sharing what makes Alaska Public Media so special. Learn more at buff.ly/o82S9jm.

🎉 We had a blast at our 2025 Settle Graduation Celebration. This year we celebrated with games, an inspiring panel discussion, a spot of gardening and performances from talented Settle Graduates. Massive congratulations to all this year's graduates, we are immensely proud of you all. 💛

Okay, well my point was— Trump can’t pull the US out of NATO because Finland is the only one monitoring the Russian nukes pointed at Washington, DC, Miami, NYC, and LA — and that it relates to Trump’s comment about not wanting China & Russia to have Iran's stockpile of highly enriched uranium. 😉

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During his media availability, I asked RB Kaden Shields-Dutton about the work and effort he has put in to gain comfortability and have success in the offensive scheme. #FAU #CFB

President Trump says America can’t afford Medicare, Medicaid, or childcare because “we’re fighting wars.” Now he’s asking for a $1.5 trillion+ blank check for the least transparent Pentagon in American history. Seriously? That’s not fiscal responsibility — that’s an epic failure of accountability.

🚨⚠️ THE GREAT RESET ISN’T COMING — IT’S ALREADY IN MOTION Former CIA officer just laid it out: adversarial nations are mapping every weak point — power grids, water systems, fuel networks, supply chains. @project.bluebeam.official

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Jogando Pokopia agora Hitmonchan: - Trouxe um presente para você... Não é nada de especial, mas espero que goste. SOCO NA CARA 🥊✨

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This clip from the latest Cyber Insurance News and Information Podcast highlights an important shift in small business risk. Kyle Jude of Veracity Insurance Solutions explains why small business cyber insurance increasingly belongs in the same conversation as traditional business coverages.

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Cheers 🥂 to the Weekend🤩! “It’s not always easy, but that’s life. Be strong. Know that there are better days ahead.” (Unknown) #saturdayfun #GoodAfternoon #Traveller #buyingcontent #travelphotography #WeekendVibes #Cancun #mexicanbuilt #wow #travelblogger #travel Travel Blog: workvacationrepeat.com

The path to winning starts with listening. That’s how I’ve always led, and it’s how we win in November.

#inflation #economy #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/0s7hchvi

Max Blumenthal believes that Marjorie Taylor Greene "would be willing" to apologize for censuring Rashida Tlaib, but Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's criticism of MTG was "personally insulting... she can never walk that back."

WHOOP HAT TRICK (WHAT) WHOOP HAT TRICK (YEAH) WHOOP HAT TRICK (UH-HUH) WHOOP HAT TRICK (I LIKE IT)

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Happy Birthday Amos!

3🔁 "If you tell the truth, you don't need to remember what you said." Crafting a narrative that does NOT align with the truth gets tricky when speaking without the bandwidth to remember the story justifying why Wank can't do early morning engagements. @brewerelac.bsky.social @bakerhrolyn.bsky.social

30 de mayo 🏥 DÍA ADE LA INVESTIGACIÓN HOSPITALARIA Los mejores hospitales 🏥son los que mejor investigación hacen. 🩺🧫🧬🔬👨🏻‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ #InvestigaciónCientífica #investigaciónhospitalaria #ciencia #hospitales #Biomedicina #Ciencia

1.1.2026 PLZA living dex video

And the other two were the actual focus of the match, Tachibana and Shinno as different as they are do have more stylistic overlap

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I miss witchhouse

⭕Le #Hezbollah publie des images d’une opération menée le 27 mai 2026, visant un char Merkava de l’armée #Israélienne à la périphérie Sud de la localité de #Zawtar-Al-Charqiya, dans le Sud du #Liban, à l’aide d’un drone #FPV-Ababil.

⚠️ "Labour's red lines are holding Britain back." Closer ties mean better trade with our nearest neighbours, EU e-gates for British holidaymakers, and border police with access to EU data. In Lords today, Chris Fox is pushing Labour to be bolder on Europe.

🎦 Irã publica vídeo de IA que mostra luta entre Cristo Redentor e Estátua da Liberdade. Publicação faz parte de estratégia de memes como propaganda de guerra no Oriente Médio 📲📰 Leia mais em mla.bs/8172f9a58d

El Hierro refuerza la prevención de incendios ante un verano con más vegetación y riesgo en el monte.

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Real easy to see why players love Mike brown Repost of @JamCristopher: Original post