The conversation that was brought to me last night had me reverse parenting like crazy.

"Hey Don Jr, your dad is on the phone with a message for you." *Don Jr sees no missed calls or texts, checks social media* Don Jr:

Coworker doesn't do that change in tone at the end of her sentences that tells others she's done talking so there's always a gap where everyone is trying to figure out if she's finished speaking or if her line suddenly dropped out.

NY is going to tear him up in HD.

Fuccin dying on this keyboard

Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:

I don't even care if the eulogy says he's "leaving behind a complicated legacy" as long as he's dead.

John F Kennedy's name to the extra shit:

Please let it be the day it happens.

Weapons formed against him prospering:

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

Benefits of Avocado. 😯 #avocado #benefits #usa #uk #us #pakistan #uae #korea #japan #philippine #indonesia #health #healthy

Ginger a Powerful Healer 💪❤️ #love #nature #newyork #usa #uk #us #india #bangladesh #pakistan #fyp #tiktok #facebook #awesome

Poverty is solved by prosperity, not poverty alleviation. People don't want a nicer version of being poor. They want to flourish and prosper like everyone else. Stop begging and start doing.

#theaudiovoice 560: True Wireless Speakers, Auracast, and What’s Missing. The pioneers have shown the way. Now, wireless speakers with Auracast are a huge opportunity for the audio industry. The new Public Address tsunami. And #AlltheAudioNewsthatMatter x4gwm.mjt.lu/nl3/riOh7CAH... #audioXpress

Toronto is heading into a cold and rainy Saturday just as Bruno Mars kicks off the first of five sold-out shows at Rogers Stadium this weekend. #Toronto nowtoronto.com/culture/rain...

We are just hours from the weekend and here is some local news to start your Friday…

😎 We love a good jam session! 🎶 Calling all talent—singers, dancers, poets & more—to share a story of unity & purpose. ✊🏿 After all 2025 has brought, let’s celebrate resilience together! 💛 Register to audition today! https://f.mtr.cool/kdhqxageqx #STLMO

*sigh* I can’t stop technology I’m doing my best to carve out the posers who helped the industry get this BAD 👎🏼 It’s called patronage - a historical practice to provide artists with food, housing, and workspaces in exchange for creating art for royal palaces, estates, and private chapels #musicsky

When Nevadans go to the grocery store, prices should be the same for everyone. 🧵

Maine! Early voting is open. I’m running for Congress to fight for Medicare for All, sweeping campaign finance reform, and to stand up to Trump’s abuse of power. You can vote in person until June 4th! Let’s get this done 🙌 #mepolitics

The weakness of America’s social support system makes it harder for people with addiction to return to normal life.

Good night, folks 🥱😴

"I just find it embarrassing that a country that historically has prided itself on its hospitality goes out of its way to inflict pain and suffering on families." @nickkristof.bsky.social joined us to talk about the harshness of Trump's immigration policies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGh...

Reform have been bank rolled by overseas residents who made their fortune in Crypto, flirted with Elon Musk over a $100M donation and now Nigel Farage is investing £200k of his money into Kwasi Kwarteng's Crypto company.

Knicks Set NBA Halftime Record, Mo Salah Discusses Next Move, and Nishikori Plans 2026 Retirement #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

A message for Demons

fun way to do credits #capfact #captainamerica #comics #mcu #marvel

How a DNA-activated weapon could work in theory😂 theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2025/10/how-... Short story: two systems, same trick How Hindu Manu’s laws parallel anti-Black laws theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2025/08/how-... #TheDivineFlame #TheMountainCrusher #TheScorcher #torsion #Anzu #nodebate

I couldn’t see myself debating white folks on which oppression is worse, especially if i know they are going to minimize/dismiss it because they don’t read and lack empathy. Also, all of the blacks girls are TOO beautiful to be up there anyway.

Belgrade

#shobhaade #aliabhatt #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-17/us/Entertainment/hi/bs/लेखिका-शोभा-डे-ने-आलिया-भट्ट-के-कान्स-रेड-कार्पेट-में-उपस्थिति-का-मज़ाक-उड़ाने-के-बाद-प्रतिक्रियाएँ-भड़कीं/1278876

Just a Little sniping clip, Mexico 🇲🇽. It was a Hassle, but I was able to do it. Mainly because I got used to Sniping in Destiny 2. It actually took longer then you think. #Destiny2 #Destiny2clips #Destiny2Sniping @DestinyTheGame #Democrat #Meidastouch

A ton of braille in Japan #travel #japan #japanese #fyp #tiktokjapan #foryou #foryoupage #disability #asia #traveltiktok #asian #scenery

Just listen and watch. I know I mention these things daily and many people ask why I keep on going on about what Israel is doing. What if it was your child?, your grandchild?. Put yourself in their position for christ sake. He's a baby These are INNOCENT people! Death to the IDF #FreePalestine

Do you know what does a ᵖᵘᵉʳᵗᵒʳʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ Frog say?🐸 #cyberpond #vtuber #shorts

Labour's campaign insiders are now selling access to the government they helped build. Anacta Strategies, founded by Starmer allies, counts Sky, Airbnb and Visa among linked clients. Just 4% of UK lobbying reaches the official register. #LabourLobbying #KeirStarmer #UKPolitics

The U.S. mistakenly striking a girl's school in Iran is devastating enough, but not taking accountability for it is utterly disappointing. Hear more from Battle Buddies with @thekenharbaughshow.bsky.social and David Bellavia 🔗 youtu.be/Z_C4ocmsafA?...

【 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 】✦ TYSM FOR WATCHING！Productive debut prep today- I got this silhouette done and even finished my new catcher(?) icon. Had fun after a long 24 hours of tax STRESS. We checked in on my Miis and... I apparently fell in love with K9 (katboy). ˖⁺‧₊˖ 𓆩🌎𓆪 ˖₊‧⁺˖

✨Join us as we chat with The Orpheon about his journey, his love for the Metroid universe, and how he crafts his unique blend of humor and insight for the Metroid community.✨ ✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/2swL... ✨ ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #metroid #orpheon #metroidprime

CryptidBoyz - Animal Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

💔AT RISK🐶COZINE Volunteer: “The moment I offer him a toy, he picks it up& I don't think he lets it go 4 the rest of our time together! We joke that it's his emotional support stuffy …Cozine is social w/us, coming right up 2 me 2 be pet & curving into our legs” 🙏Repost2find🏡

Who's getting your data? ICHP's Sharon Karina explores AI agents and the rise of medical surveillance economy! ▶️🔗https://ow.ly/zyHE50YUAHy #Pharmacy #AI #ILPharmacy #KeePosted #ICHP #MedicalSurveillance

#greatnews #optimism #greatnews4u #positivenews #progress #somalia #tea #community #ICEout #Minneapolis

#StoryOfKunningPalace #Cdrama The Princess was so brave when she refused Ning help 😭. And then that damn bitch.. I hope karma, in Xie form, give her back all the pain she caused.

He's a clip of The Boss politely telling Trump that there's a #NWO. Both President Xi's & Trump's full opening statements are in the video I posted above.

A fact that people share to trick stupid people. #Trump #Maga #gop #stupidpeople

Essa Action Figure do Kirby é PERFEITA!

SPOILER: MY UTERUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU 🗣️ The one & only RaeShanda Lias is HERE! The Digital Creator & Diversity Advocate joins to fill our joy cups up by making us laugh, reminding us that Black queer love is thriving, yapping about clapping back online, her new podcast, & dragging RFK Jr.

Without A Dawn by @jessemakkonen.com is a short, excellent, BRUTAL, ASCII-style bit of horror. #HorrorGames #Indiegamedev #Ascii #VisualNovel #shortgames

The roads around Indianapolis are not in great shape. This stretch of Meridian Street was a serious improvement compared to what I saw on I-65. Stay safe if you have to drive! Join us for an update on conditions tonight on @wishtv.com

@aaronparnas.bsky.social just posted this on IG.

You do not have to follow illegal orders. You are not alone. The War Resisters League supports conscientious objectors, G.I. resisters, and military families. www.warresisters.org/gi-rights-re...

"I'm going to sound like an Irishman talking about the weather." Jacques Nienaber on the mood in the Leinster camp. 💙 #Leinster #URC

The Adam Smith Institute works to preserve and publicise the work of Adam Smith, especially his seminal book "The Wealth of Nations" - a blueprint for how governments can ensure prosperity for the country they govern. Keep up the good work!

#corruption #trump #politics #freedom #corruptgovernment #news #truth #conservative #government #justice #governmentcorruption #maga #covid #resist #treason #usa #republican #fraud #conspiracy #criminal #agenda #anticorruption #impeachtrump #america #newworldorder

To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

As it turned out, Kaitlyn Chen has indeed, got this. #GSV #Valkyries