When one of the UFC fighters challenges him to unarmed combat for the winner to become president:

How fast I'd smack someone wearing camera glasses in my face:

Klay Thompson, you fucking fool.

Her: "Call me Big Mama" Also her: *hurtling down out of her Kia Sportage*

Pilots going down the aisles for everyone to chip in on gas money soon:

"Yeah, you do recognize me, actually. I'm the guy who ran out on the court during the finals game... yes, you can take a picture of me, of course."

She's a fine politician. Mighty fine.

Klay Thompson: Me:

Fuck Marco Rubio nut ass

Fuccin dying on this keyboard

👌🏻6-3 #Habs 🥳🎉🥅👌🏻 #GoHabsGo 🔵⚪️🔴

chill - win ston

And the slushy margaritas are beginning to slush

Faces stand in line, cloaked in falsehood, and only one gaze lays it bare. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Exploring layered realities through digital collage. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

Juaquin knows educators deserve more—more support, more resources, more community. That’s why he’s with ATPE. Join him. atpe.org/join-now

I realize that I may be applying reality to my world now. I was perfectly fine yelling at Fox News just a few years ago-honestly I thought it was my retirement plan. So yippee for breaking that goal 😏

Good Morning! It's Tuesday 23 December 2025, birthdays for Iron Maiden's Dave Murray (69), chat show host Trisha Goddard (68), TV presenter Carol Smillie (64), ex-Blue Peter presenter Matt Baker (48) & McFly's Harry Judd (40). Andy Lloyd's Morning Show is live every weekday from 09:00.

Zuko, 3-yr-old Terrier mix, loves going on walks, playing with toys, & most of all, being around people. He's ready for a forever home where he can receive all the love & affection he deserves. And, thanks to Raising Cane's Zuko is a sponsored pup, & has some cute Cane's gear to go home with!

Rural Economy & India's Development with K Govindan, VM Jayadevan, Rajesh Krishnan and Tony Paul is now on @wlfwayanad's YouTube channel. Link in bio. #wayanad #wayanadliteraturefestival #wayanadliteraryfestival #wlf2024 #rural #ruraleconomy #ruraleconomicdevelopment #ruralecology #development

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I wonder if Elon has even met this baby.

There is a lot of talk about re-appointment of city officials, so I wanted to talk about it. I voted against re-appointing Public Safety Commissioner Barnette because I take my role of oversight seriously, and we deserve leaders who are tracking and being responsible with taxpayer dollars.

Where are the American wingers and dribbly boys?! 🤨 𝐔𝐒𝐌𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/2s4667s8 ✳️: tinyurl.com/3rcvwuyt 📺: tinyurl.com/3f36rvhf

Donovan Mitchell is in the building ‼️ NYK (2-0) CLE Game 3: 8:00pm/et, ABC NBA Conference Finals presented by Google

how many ways can you defrost a hero? #capfact #captainamerica #comics #marvel #mcu

#AEWDoN 8e/5p on PPV This Sunday 5/24 AEW World Title vs MJF’s Hair Darby Allin vs MJF Darby is a fighting champion, but wanted MJF to put something of his own at stake. If Darby wins, MJF has to shave his head! AEW World Title vs MJF’s Hair LIVE on PPV THIS SUNDAY, 5/24!

Virginia’s Supreme Court allowed an election to proceed, money to be spent, voters to participate, and then overturned the result afterward. Whatever the legal reasoning, retroactively voiding a democratic process damages public trust in courts and elections alike.

Menudo golpe se ha llevado Pierre!!!! / What a blow for Pierre!!!! #ChronoCross

Pt. 1: Running a grassroots campaign is no easy task, but it ensure that we represent the interests of the everyday Americans, not corporations. Thank you @jenjohannsen and @reasoned_reality for having me on to chat!

#OnThisDay in 1981, Phil Collins released “I Missed Again” as the second single from his debut album - “Face Value” — although it was the lead single in the US & Canada. The track features the Phenix Horns, and a tenor sax solo from Ronnie Scott.

After trying straight armbars, a keylock/kimura, an anklelock and a mounted triangle. Mikhail Iliyukhin gets Igor Vovchanchyn to tap by jamming his chin in Igor's eye socket.

Heading to a cottage this summer? @jennweatherhead.bsky.social shares essentials to make your holiday a breeze @annettehamm.bsky.social. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live/summer-essentials-travel-tips/

Here's Jenny Donnelly, the leader of DontMessWithOurKids, Her Voice Movement, and The Collective, announcing that they'll be occupying the government and being Trumps transphobic/queerphobic henchmen in the Portland area and throughout the USA. #christofascism

If you’re passionate about your local community, we need you 🫵! Only 35% of Scotland’s councillors are women. We need more people from all backgrounds to stand for election! Find out more at our free online workshop on 4th June https://www.elect-her.org.uk/events-workshops

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! On this Groundhog Day, Matt the Law Clerk emerged from his cubicle at Cantor Injury Law to deliver his official winter forecast. Shadow or no shadow, one thing is certain—when the unexpected happens, you need a team you can trust. CantorInjuryLaw.com YOU CAN COUNT ON CANTOR!

❤️‍🩹people in Kyiv shouting ‘Usyk - chanmpion!’ celebrating Usyk’s win in the break between Russian missile attacks. Hearing how people from one appatment building shout ‘Slava Ukraini’ and people from another answer ‘Heroiam slava’ is just

Big Heatwave invades the East through Midweek! Temps 30° above normal in spots. 100s of heat records, night and day are in jeopardy! Could hit 95 along the I95 corridor! Most of the record heat is focused on the northern half of the US. #heatwave #hot

The dissertation is done, but the legacy is just beginning. #USCgrad #FightOn

The cat strikes back

Pragmata is a 7/10 video game that you love like a 10/10 video game. Unless it's a 8/10 video game that you also love like a 10/10 video game. The point is that we really love Pragmata

DIRECTO @JijantesFC Llega Anthony Gordon @lluiscarreras7 : "Ha sido una sorpresa y aplaudo a Deco. Tiene que estar adaptado teniendo en cuenta lo que pagas por él" @alexdelmas10 : "El Barça lanza un mensaje al mercado europeo" http://twitch.tv/gerardromero

She's a lying bitch Always was Always will be Now she seeks revenge.. And suddenly lots of ppl see a hero in her.. Like Liz Cheney, just worse.. Stop forgetting and don't deliver a platform for that........

Was too tired to work on any bigger project today, so i made a frog with a wizard hat, cause frogs with hats are cool. #lowpoly #low-poly #blockbench

It was stolen from traditional Persian music....

Years of listening, learning, and speaking up, long before this campaign. I’ve been in the rooms and stood with neighbors on what impacts daily life. I’m running to restore public trust and deliver results for District 5. #AustinTX #AustinCityCouncil #AustinPolitics #DavidForATX

New Orleans is buzzing and so is #ACC26! 🎺 Good morning, New Orleans! ☀️ Kick off Day 1⃣ with 📹 What’s Brewing at #ACC26 today ☕️ and get the inside scoop on today’s highlights, sessions, and experiences you won’t want to miss.

Does the Democratic Party even practice democracy?  - Emma Vigeland on Higher Learning.

"It's unacceptable. We're a youth team, we're here to learn how to play football, and someone tells me to go f*** off and calls me a 'wh**e'." 🇧🇷 Soccer player Sarah Aysha of São Paulo U2O has reported a serious case of discrimination. 👇

Holy shit! This dumbass is the President of the United States. This shit is unbelievably pathetic...

URJ President, Rabbi Rick Jacobs, joined more than 200 members of the Southern Jewish Community at URJ Henry S. Jacobs Camp to show support for the Beth Israel Congregation in their home state of Mississippi.

Windsor and Eton pride main stage lineup 2025

Good morning Miyanda 😊

Hello bs. This is just some of what I bring to the table.

Rep. Sheri Biggs (R-SC) was on Newsmax to talk about the peace negotiations: “I think we have to trust him. The American people elected President Trump for a reason, and it’s because he has the backbone, the intelligence to get things done.”

Mount Monday, 192 mounts collected! #mountmonday #ffxiv #ff14 #finalfantasy14 #finalfantasyxiv www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89PrbCQ/

Puppy Cuteness ^w^ | The Division 2

One of the best!

Today is the last day for early voting before tomorrow’s primary! Make your voice heard and show Trump that California is not backing down. Go vote!

...love triangle still possible.

Power to truth Mr. Lawrence 👍🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾