People who believe in reincarnation thinking about how fucked up things will be for future generations:

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

If I was the next president and this goon was hiding down in that bunker under the ballroom thinking he's safe bc its bomb and drone proof I'd just call some cement contractors and show them where all the air vents were.

There's never traffic in just one place in philly. If there's any anywhere it's everywhere.

That bus pass took her went straight to the storm drains.

"Hey man, don't panic but you're on the news right now not being believable."

How he thinks he's going to walk out of the White House and into that UFC ring but his ankles too swollen and his equilibrium bad so he'd tumble right off that stage and die immediately.

How fast I'd smack someone wearing camera glasses in my face:

Clarence Thomas about to take this personal

Just four normal human guys going to Five Guys, that's all.

Brooke from San Diego speaks on ICE activity there, rapid response efforts for immigrants, and the city’s solidarity and community support. Growing up alongside undocumented immigrants in Escondido, she vows to protect them.. She also urges people in the area to help do the same.

RobertDothard.com #travel #us #citizen #international #Jordan 💪✈️🌍🇯🇴 👏💯😎

The first 5 issues of THE BOULDER are in print! A serialized story about Darwin and Jeff — gig economy, platform capitalism, fake ads, & a tower made of blocks. Pulp aesthetics, absurdist tragedy. $5 per issue or grab all 5 for $25. Next 5 issues coming soon. #zinefiction #indiezine #literaryzine

❌ ⛔ Rep. #MikeLevin "Last night in House Appropriations, all Republicans present voted to allow THEMSELVES to get settlements from the January 6th Slush Fund. I am not making this up" ‼️

Pinkwater 4 has never seen so many captains. While our players were busy dealing with the consequences of their very legitimate salvage, we prepared some stats from The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Beta.

@laurianw.bsky.social ⬇️ Rittenhouse originally traveled to Kenosha, where he had a secondary residence, on the 24th for work (RecPlex). Not for the riot. He spent the night at a friend's house. He didn't decide to volunteer until later that day (25th). Hours before his justified shootings.

A little interfaith banter 💯💯💯🎯

Proud to have the endorsement of State Senator Tom Sullivan. He's a leader in CO for his work in gun violence prevention, a true public servant, & I'm grateful to have his support while we fight for a safer CO. I'll always fight to make CO a safer & better place we can all call home.

Google is backing a massive fossil fuel project in Texas to power its data center expansion. The data center campus, called “Goodnight,” marks a sharp U-turn from the company’s climate promises. #ThisIsClimateChange

Abort The Supreme Court!

MacKenzie Gore has been absolutely dealing tonight despite an ugly road ERA this season. The Rangers southpaw notches back-to-back strikeouts of both Neto and Trout with the filthy curveball he has going today.

New guide: Growbed Farming and Placement in Subnautica 2 - unlock, build, and optimize your base garden for steady food, med supplies, and biofuel. Read the full walkthrough and starter layouts: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/grow... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #SurvivalGame

The InterLink Taj Mahal Testnet isn’t about speed it’s about true finality, clear execution, and real-world usability. #InterLink #ITL #ITLG #blockchain

Meet the newest addition to our family, YUKI (means snow in Japanese). She is apx 7 yo lab mix and the big love Shes gonna be spoiled rotten, just like all our rescue babies A #fyp #adoptdontshop #rescuedo #spoileddog #yuki

It's #TurnBaseDThursday so it's time to show our updates on Little Tree Kingdom~ More variety of card this time! (Yes, those are flowers turning into fruits 🌻🍎) #roguelike #cozygame

74,00 Meter – und plötzlich Weltspitze. Diskuswerfer Steven Richter über den Ausnahme-Wurf, Top-Bedingungen und warum er trotzdem realistisch bleibt. 🎧 Neue Folge Sportstunde ! Glaubt ihr, der deutsche Rekord fällt bald? #Leichtathletik #Diskuswerfen #Sportpodcast #TrackAndField #Olympia2028

YANKEE LORD DOWN #木村花ハヌル 🤼‍♀️🇯🇵

ok. sure.

❗️🇺🇦🇷🇺 Ukraine has been attacking Moscow with drones almost all day. Despite the fact that putin has pulled almost all the air defense forces into Moscow and nearby cities, drones are still killing people and hitting homes. putin, do you think you've won? #RussiaUkraineWar

STOP! WATCH! LISTEN! Not doing so won’t make the suffering go away. Living vegan will : Challenge22.com 🌱 #vegan #cuteanimalsofbluesky #pigs

Tyler Hoechlin

Yes or no, vote.

#QP Optical Illusion #synthart #aiart

The ‘tinternet keeps on giving.. On russian Telegram tonight.. BDSM training for business has been launched in Russia. Experts promise to teach entrepreneurs how to enjoy the 'strangulation' of their enterprises, work with a high VAT rate, and stretch their business with the tax authorities.

The strongest client partnerships I’ve seen come from teams that think a bit more entrepreneurially. Not just following a playbook, but adjusting to what the situation actually needs. It sounds simple, but it’s harder to do consistently. Sharing more in the video. #Entrepreneurship

Director of Research Istanbul @canselcuki.bsky.social joined our podcast to discuss Turkey’s efforts to slow inflation after +2 years of reforms under Finance Min. Mehmet Şimşek. Full episode: www.turkeyrecap.com/p/turkeys-ec...

Oficjalnie: Snusiarz zawetuje program SAFE. To nic innego jak #zdradanarodowa

What's the bet they'll focus on hand washing?🙄🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks are the #FloorNotTheCeiling

The best version of you is just one "yes" away. Every Saturday & Sunday, we create a safe space for you to show up as you are and leave with a tribe. #HumanConnection #SoloTraveler #NetworkingIndia #ThingsToDoInIndia #ExplorePage

A bold new action RPG demo, The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales dazzles with HD-2D artistry and thrilling action-adventure innovation. Play the demo: playtester.io/the-adventures-of-elliot-the-millennium-tales #IndieGaming #GameDev #Gaming #IndieDev #IndieGame

From #Agriculture to #Zoology, we’re featuring research from BioOne Complete partners. We’re at letter T! So far we’ve explored prairie dog, quahog, rhinoceros beetle, sunflowers, and Tyrannosaurus rex. Which species should we feature next? Share your ideas! #BioOneCompleteAtoZ #scisky #wildlife

#NFL This fucking GAME. Insane. @denver-broncos.bsky.social @bengais.bsky.social

🌍Meet our partner: @w-u-r.bsky.social Bringing expertise in food safety, agriculture & economics, WR supports #FCI4Africa by developing digital solutions for tracking, certification & enforcement. 🔗https://fci4africa.eu/about-fci4africa/partners/wr/ #HorizonEU #ResearchImpactEU #FoodSafety

WOW so the VP thinks we CAN’T “BOO” him 🤣🤣🤣 That’s funny cause I think it’s our job to tell him how much he SUCKS👎🏻👎🏻 #fyp #fdt #boo #vance #yousuck

🇧🇷 Fim da escala 6x1? "A jornada de 40 horas é necessária" — Entrevista RT "A realidade é que é uma pressão dos empresários, porque eles não querem ceder em nada no tempo", afirma Ricardo Antunes, + 🧑‍💻 Com Michele de Mello 📹 O ep.completo rtbrasil.com/programas/en... 🟩 Do Canal da RT Brasil

Bananaportation is my new stim. #harperclips

One Owner 2024 Chrysler Pacifica Touring L #45K, 3.6L V6, reclining 3rd row seat, 10.1'' touchscreen display, Apple CarPlay/Android Auto, memory seat, power driver seat, power liftgate, brake assist, speed control, fully automatic lights, heated front seats and wheel. LakeshoreChryslerJeep.com

Making you hide your smile? Let's tox about it. 😊✨ You know those lines around your eyes when you laugh? Some call them crow's feet. You might call them "the reason I smile with my mouth closed." But here's the thing — you shouldn't have to hide your joy. Botox for crow's feet softens those line

10years ago this embankment of snowdrops was a gift of 5/8 bulbs. I regularly divide&planted as singles until they’d bulk up&divide again. I also collected their seeds&sowed them to grow on. It took about 3/4 years for them to flower from seed. Sorry I do not know the variety.

🌲 What did they call Batman when he was little? Lil Wayne. Woof! 🐶 🎥 Not Live BUT check out the vod from live earlier! → www.twitch.tv/videos/26899... Stay Uplifted 🌲 #DogVTuber #VTuber #Twitch #TwitchGaming #LiveOnTwitch

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Guess who forgot to announce it. WE'RE GOING IN RAW, PAC-MAN WORLD 2 RE-PAC BABY (over @ www.twitch.tv/maikuvanilla) #VtuberEN

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Tough break on the battlefield lately for the Marauder as more and more powerful units keep joining the HOSAF universe.

This in #Fukuoka outside Hakata station was so cool.

The Look #ai #fun #free #girl #video #clip

Minister of State for Policing and Crime Sarah Jones tells Sky’s Sophy Ridge ‘So far, two people have been arrested following the protests in Southampton' says the government 'has to take its lead from Henry Nowak's family' who have said they don't want his murder to stir up hatred and tension

Trump: If you take away just the price of gasoline, the energy, we have very little inflation. We're doing very well

Watch @GreaterGrander’s film TOMASZ, MASTER OF MAYHEM on @pickrelay from @filmhubhq Here's a #free code to watch just for YOU on #iOS or @AppleTV starring @andrewracho @conveniencestorediet apps.apple.com/redeem/?ctx=... #IndieFilm #Mockumentary #ArtComedy #FilmMakerLife #IndieCreator #Streaming