"Hey man, don't panic but you're on the news right now not being believable."

A lot of people will move out of the way when a cop car rolls up behind them real quick and I don't. Matterfact let me get more comfortable in the way, foh.

I've seen this before

Neighbors keep slamming their car doors closed like I'm trying to hear all that. Leave them the fuck open until you get back in tomorrow morning.

People who believe in reincarnation thinking about how fucked up things will be for future generations:

I don't like pranks, I think most are stupid but I could probably laugh them off... unless a mf tries a prank for social media content. Then I'm not laughing.

Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:

Moms hearing "Dear Mama" and "A Song for Mama" for the 24th consecutive year:

Please let it be the day it happens.

Again. We doing this again?

L'instrumentalisation du féminisme ! Juan Branco - 18/10/2025 #branco #économie #politique #avocat #média

Vilifying immigrants has been a pillar of Trump’s political platform since the very beginning. So it’s refreshing to see another foreign leader absolutely school him. Prime Minister Martin puts it beautifully: If you want your economy to grow (as Ireland’s has), you HAVE to invest in people.

🎙️ The voice cast for Minions & Monsters has been revealed. The animated film features: ⭐ Jeff Bridges ⭐ Christoph Waltz ⭐ Allison Janney ⭐ Jesse Eisenberg ⭐ Zoey Deutch ⭐ Bobby Moynihan ⭐ Phil LaMarr ⭐ Trey Parker 📅 Track release updates: www.releases.com/p/minions-mo... #Minions

Billions of dollars, no disclosure—and now they can tell who their congregants to vote for. @thelisagraves.bsky.social on the new IRS rules that allow churches to endorse political candidates: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqdZ...

My opponent is using his vast personal wealth to try to buy a seat in Congress. I’m not worth hundreds of millions like he is, but what I do have is decades of real experience delivering for San Francisco. Being hyper-rich can buy you a lot of things, but it shouldn’t be able to buy you an election.

DeBriefed: Europe’s energy-crisis plan | Renewables overtake coal | Colombia’s fossil-fuel summit ✍️ Written by @daisydunne.carbonbrief.org Read here ➡️ buff.ly/iQkVvh7 Subscribe to DeBriefed ➡️ buff.ly/J6uB9Kc

Unlocking The Secrets of Balancing The Chakras: Podcast Episode 4 I am back with the 4th episode titled “Unlocking The Secrets of Balancing The Chakras: Podcast Episode 4” of my podcast Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure. SKELETAL LEAP, the mind body connection for mind and body healing, is a...

#NDTVGroundReport | Delivering a strong message of resilience and defiance, an Iranian woman asserts that they are not afraid and cannot be intimidated.

Suicide rates among men in Louisiana are driving a local coalition to take action, with a program focused on men's mental health now underway. Watch Alexis Marigny's full story: https://www.wbrz.com/news/men-die-by-suicide-four-times-more-than-women-in-louisiana-and-a-local-coalition-is-responding

Sam Curran's on the charge 👊 Surrey need 48 runs from 30 balls to win at Lord's. 🩵| #VitalityBlast

One of the most important green flags: emotional regulation. When someone stays grounded during conflict, it keeps your nervous system from going into survival mode. Conflict becomes manageable. If you want help building this dynamic, learn more at the link in my bio. #relationshipadvice

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Republicans have pulled their dangerous, egregious bill gutting the Endangered Species Act (ESA) from the House Floor 🎉 Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Ukrainian defenders used drones to destroy a military installation of the russian fascist invaders in Starobil’s’k in temporarily-occupied Luhansk region. The rashists had taken over buildings that formerly belonged to a college.

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Evgeny Golovikhin gets out of the front headlock and does what every small man fighting a extremely tall guy does. Whip overhands at them until they fall over.

Stories stretch wide across Alaska’s vast landscape 🏔️ Join PBS Books and the Library of Congress as they explore our literary history through early authors and new on American Stories: A Reading Road Trip. 📅 December 3 at 4 PM AKST on the PBS Books Facebook & YouTube or the PBS App.

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warum scheitern so viele Crypto Projekte ? #futurevibes ist gebaut für Nachhaltigkeit nicht für das schnelle Geld

Everyone's watching Saudi vs UAE but the real story is smaller OPEC members caught in the crossfire. A price war between rich Gulf states could quietly destroy the cartel from the inside out. ▶️ zurl.co/ySSbo #OPEC #OilWar #GlobalEnergy

TRANSLATING WOMAN TALK TO A DUMB MAN

Tramavaj je danas izleteo iz šina u ulici Cara Dušana u Beogradu i uleteo u zgradu. Hitna pomoć i policija nalaze se na licu mesta, za sada nepoznato da li ima povređenih.

CUTE CAT VIDEOS — OR CAT-ASTROPHE WAITING TO HAPPEN? “Doc” is back, with an important message for everyone worried about the risks of unregulated AI (artificial intelligence) in the years ahead. He calls it “Artificial UN-intelligence.” What do YOU call it? #AI #parody #BackToTheFuture

Why none of this current Wikipedia shit even matters: there's a bunch of UFO disclosure shit happening, and I have to talk about that. I need to talk about the space aliens and what they're like.

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When a sheriff vanishes, chaos reigns. Can Buck Taylor unravel the mystery before it's too late? 🔍📚 Discover the suspense...more

I-15 NB @ Cedar City / MP 54.1, RN 🕒 3:44 AM - 4:22 AM MT 🌡️ 49°F | Clear 📍: 37.627170,-113.122250

Non racist white people far out number the racist white people. They Love Beyond Color. Lovebeyondcolorllc.com #lovebeyondcolor #equalityforall #endracism #unity #fyp

You were created to live with purpose, not just pressure. Join us as we read God-given-purpose Scriptures and rediscover the joy of walking in it. #ChristiansOnSky #Christianity www.youtube.com/@Reading-And...

🚨🇮🇷 A new missile-armed fast attack boat, the "27 Rajab," has been unveiled by Iran's IRGC in Tehran's Revolution Square.

Luke Kornet hustling back to block Hartenstein.

The only right answer….

Please join me in this conversation on tiktok and this platform

Your research can inform decisions, markets, and policy, but only if it’s seen. In February 2026, Business, Economics, Finance and Accounting research on Wiley Online Library reached 1.9 million views. Get your work seen ➡️https://ow.ly/27fJ50YBtwX

Israel’s new death penalty law is apartheid in action: the same crime, but a different punishment based on your race. But that isn’t all Israel is doing. Here’s what you’ve missed. ⬇️🧵

Our latest count of the funds given in support of CFAX Santas Anonymous during our Miracle on Uptown event: $291,948. You still have time to come visit us on-site to experience the magic in person, or tune in live and call 778-561-1070.

In our new video Q&A series with AVMA President Dr. Michael Bailey, he's answering frequently asked questions on the evolving landscape of veterinary care. Today, he shares his story on why he became a veterinarian.

Three, two, one, kaboom. What a wonderful way to celebrate Bezos accomplishments…

we're back with another quick Cavs recap! 3 Reasons Why the Cavs Beat the Pistons, featuring Jaylon Tyson's defense and a welcome Craig Porter Jr. sighting 👀

SEN. KELLY: I've spent 15 years working with Russian cosmonauts. Took me 5 years to understand what motivated them. Number one, appearance that they were in charge of something. Two, who to blame when something goes wrong. Three, what to steal today. Only four, mission success.

First set @SabalenkaA! 😤 #RolandGarros

Kitchen table issues are real in Nevada. Groceries cost more. Bills keep rising. Working families are getting squeezed. I’m running for Congress to fight for lower costs, better wages, and affordable healthcare, because Nevada families should come first. #NV02 #FonkenForNevada

Si lo comparamos con los límites en ingresos establecidos en otros países europeos, hay una desproporción clara. Lo vemos: ➡️ En París: Ingresos de 2.900€ al mes máximo en el caso más generoso. ➡️ En Berlín: Ingresos de 1.400€ al mes en viviendas para una sola persona.

“Would one of you like to explain to me what a Moo-off is?” 🐄 Episode Two of Under the Hood is out now!📲 Listen to Ryana MacDonald-Gay and Kalea Moore as they sit down with Kate Mason to discuss it all, from Moo-offs to card chaos and stampedes! 📣 youtu.be/csrPBy8bbrY 🤎| #UnderTheHood

O livro digital "O Céu dos Povos Originários", que homenageia o legado de Germano Afonso, reúne mapas celestes do povo Guarani que revelam como os indígenas usavam os astros para guiar a agricultura e a pesca. #CBReels #CBShorts

Here’s a clip from my conversation with Viivi Vainikka, as she talks about how each step of her hockey career has helped to prepare her for what’s next: the 2026 PWHL Draft. Episode 126 with Viivi Vainikka is out now. Check it out and make sure to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/rinkside...

Q: Trump says he doesn't care about the midterms. Do you think he's focused enough on domestic policy? MIKE JOHNSON: What he said was taken out of context and it's so unfair. This president spends more time on domestic issues in one day than Biden did in four. That's an objective fact.