It must have been difficult to find a sculptor who can do tiny details, like his Mushroom Dick?

Mixing another drink 🥂🥂🕺🎶

Just had a Trumphole start talking shit to me. I let him go off for a minute. Then I said, "Wow, do you suck your mother's dick with that mouth?" He is about to explode. 🤣🤣

Has that Munsters feel.

Having some bourbon with my brother.

Belated Happy 4:20 😎💨💨💨 #Weed

The first drive-in movie my parents tried to take me to, Prophecy. It came out in the late 70s. This scene made everyone else laugh, I cried for a fictional character. 🤣 My brother still teases me over it.

When I was a kid, I had life all figured out. All I had to do was become an astronaut, crash and become Bionic. Piece of cake.

Proof prayers are never answered. He's still sucking in air! #Mood

Veronica Burton to the basket... Valkyries have a 20 point lead #WNBA

Minister Tim Mander was in New Zealand on Wednesday night when his lawyers informed him he'd been referred to the AFP. Should not the next call he made have been to Premier David Crisafulli? The premier was informed through the media at lunchtime Thursday. #qldpol

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regarding the Google Changes trend, I have a genuine question for everybody displaying false outrage Why be performative?

This isn't a city. It's Lianqiu Lake, Huawei's R&D centre that's so large it features more than 100 cafes within its campus. Good day to remind y'all that Huawei is the only Fortune 500 company, in the world, that is 100% OWNED BY ITS EMPLOYEES, with founder Ren Zhengfei holding only about 1%.

RT @WBRZweather: Parts of LSU's campus seeing high water today following the storm

💥 Trump’s tariffs continue to shake global trade - but countries aren’t waiting around. The world is trying to move on and adapt to America’s unpredictability. 📺️ Laura Chappell on TalkTV 👇

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🌿News The wind remembers Runaway Horses x Ebøshi 2025/11/21 Special thanks to Davide Perico , @myceliumbug.bsky.social for making this possible! Listen💐 ffm.to/thewindremem...

How To File A Tax Protest? Click the bio link to listen to the full episode. https://bio.link/christejeda  #TaxProtest #PropertyTax #TexasAppraisal #RealEstateLaw #HomeownerRights #TaxDeadline #ChrisTejeda

Michael Harris II's RBI double gives the Braves a 6-0 lead to honor Bobby Cox

Final stress test before packing & preparing for San Diego Comic Con 2025! The symbiote tentacles looks so cool in motion! I haven’t been there since 2019, so I look forward to meet new & old friends there! 🖤❤️ #cosplay #cosplaywip #コスプレ #tentacles #venom #eddiebrock #symbiotesuit #spandex #latex

Tracy finds Monica original will #GH #GENERALHOSPITAL

Nasty bitches! (These bosses kinda got hands though…)

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I got a surprising amount of enjoyment out of this one.

Scream 7 Cast including Spencer Charnas (Ice Nine Kills) reveal their favorite kills at Scaradise 2026. Watch the FULL Scream 7 Panel: https://youtu.be/THMYwMnJRSI Instagram/Threads: SheFantasyEnt TikTok: therealmsshe Bluesky: thereal-msshe.bsky.social YouTube: SheFantasy-fe7lo #scream7 #scaradise

Hot Pink tulips photos- Washington, PNW - old photos #springflowers #flowers #gardenflowers #tulips

See you again someday-you beautiful Japanese 1980 magic machine. You could do it all. Unfortunately your complete awesomeness sucks a time hole in man's life who's trying to open a business.

It’s cold!!! Check out my other social media accounts. linktr.ee/meangirlv1

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Part 2 of our 5-part exclusive interview series! Meet Jeremy & Phillip Nalwalker – the new owners of Eagle Cathedral City 🦅 Catch their open houses this Palm Springs Pride weekend 🏳️‍🌈 #EagleCathedralCity #GayPalmSprings #BarracksBarLegacy #LeatherBars #ThePalmSpringsGuys

Dear Kazuchika Okada, never change! That exaggerated shock! 😂😂 #aew #AEWDynamite

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Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

Trump on his return from Arlington National Cemetery spent 6 whole minutes scrutinizing a column under the North Portico. Is it another dementia moment or is he planning another of his “projects”?

"She’s a very smart person." Chatted with separatist leader Mitch Sylvestre about what he expects from Premier Danielle Smith in the debate, the potential question, why he thinks polling is flawed and why he believes intelligence agencies are spying on him. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/c...

Happy New Year!

In Yokohama Port, Japan #Japan #Nippon

We talk Boston Red Sox on this segment of The Opinion Guy Fun Friendly Informative. Full show: tinyurl.com/yv6asuum #openingday #boston #redsox

Just saw that there's an active netplay community for GOLDENEYE 007, wondered what modern competitive play would look like, and peeked at a tournament's Grand Finals set it's absolutely goated lmao

Major water leak on Farnham Place in Metairie. Residents are asked to avoid the area as crews work to resolve the issue>>>http://www.wdsu.com/article/jefferson-parish-water-leak-metairie-fornham-place/71329469

A warrant canary you can't gag order, because nothing is being said. The CPU measures the code, signs it, and refuses to run if it's been tampered with. Full conversation in the thread 👇 #privacy #encryptedemail

#2 in a series... 👇

@jamie.pariomagazine.com.au watched 3 hours of #AEWDynamite without Peggy last week. Did he survive? Or do we need @opheliapayne.bsky.social to return ASAP?!

What's next for Arizona? A single dashboard where citizens can access all their information, receive updates, and more launching this fall. 👀 📲 Learn more from Arizona's CIO J.R. Sloan at #NASCIO26. 📽️⬇️ More from @nascio.bsky.social's Midyear Conference 📺➡️ youtube.com/playlist?lis...

A fine machine deserves to be admired. Will you be here?

Goedemorgen!

📢 "Yo conozco a Abascal y tiene un ansia de poder que ya no le reconozco", cuenta Mercedes Milá. 💢 Opina también sobre la reina Leticia, Froilán, Juan Carlos I, Yolanda Díaz, Rufián e Irene Montero en #MalasLenguasN

The Battle of Liberty Place erupted in New Orleans on September 14, 1874, when the whyt8 supr8macist White League fought police and militia loyal to Governor William Kellogg. #Reconstruction #BattleOfLibertyPlace #WhiteLeague #NewOrleansHistory #PostCivilWar

April is National Minority Health Month, a time to focus on closing health gaps and expanding access to care. Stronger, healthier communities start with making sure no one is left behind.

The verdict is in: students are excited for the new semester! 📚✨

Is Lemmings the best Amiga game? If not, then what? #CommodoreAmiga #Amigagames #retrogamers #PuzzleGames #classicgames

Good am and wishing all you Bluesky buddies a beautiful Tuesday!☕🌄☕

A bill to erase legal recognition of trans, non-binary, and intersex Hoosiers is scheduled for a public committee hearing on Wednesday morning.

I've been adding some visual and gameplay improvements to my superscaler shooter, but the most noticeable change is that you can hear stuff now. All sound effects were made with Furnace tracker. (Video quality might be messy in the first seconds). #GameDev #IndieDev #PixelArt #GameMaker

In 2024, Bill Pulte, the acting Director of National Intelligence received a trophy declaring he “fu¢ks only the young” at a bizarre event focused on dildos. He organized this to promote his conspiracy theory that Bed Bath & Beyond never actually went bankrupt. Only the best people, amirite?

Why Are We So Afraid to Begin? 🚀 Starting something new often feels harder than continuing it. Whether it’s learning a language, changing careers, or chasing a dream, 📖 englishmasteryhub.com/blog/ #PersonalGrowth #Mindset #NewBeginnings #TakeTheFirstStep #EnglishMasteryHub

Modern robots are mastering precision and coordination, turning into unexpected internet stars with a touch of human humor. Check out their impressive moves.

The Integrity Foundation’s Build Day in Utah brought together hundreds of volunteers to transform a 40-year-old park into a safe, modern and accessible space for families! Learn more: bit.ly/4einD3a #Announcement #Integrity #IntegrityFoundation #ForTheGoodDaysAhead #PuttingPeopleFirst